Why don't women around the world stand up against men?, page 5
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reply posted on 9-10-2008 @ 04:53 PM by Mintwithahole.
reply to post by Unisol



I've got a long term girlfriend and a teenage daughter and they aren't happy unless they're picking on me! I'm out numbered... Wet tights hanging everywhere. False tan. Who in gods name invented false tan? And why? All I want to do is watch football on the telly but can I? No, of course not. Whats happening on the soaps is far more important, and then to add insult to injury, they have to phone their friends to talk about what they've just watched seconds earlier!!! "Arghhhh!!" Is it any wonder that I'm a heartbeat away from my own private cell in the local psychiatric hospital?


reply posted on 9-10-2008 @ 05:08 PM by pieman
reply to post by Unisol



mostly, we end up marrying them.



reply posted on 9-10-2008 @ 05:16 PM by Mintwithahole.
reply to post by Unisol



"NO!" I don't like girls who pick on me! For gods sake man, we're slaves! We are bigger than them, we are stronger than them, we can certainly do most things better than them yet, they flutter their eyelashes, tell us we're on a promise and the next thing we're climbing a ladder in a force eight gale trying to repair a broken gutter. And why don't the ladies have any discernable memory? "Don't phone me tonight for a lift as I'm going for a pint." What happens? Just gone midnight and the phone rings, Can I give her a lift home?! No, I say, I can't because I'm over the limit and have left the car at home. Guess who slept on the couch that night?
I'm totally outnumbered. Good job I love the bones of them or they could end up wrapped in plastic laying under the patio! God, did I really just say that?

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