posted on Apr, 29 2008 @ 09:27 AM
PHONE CALL TO AN INSURANCE AGENCY, TRUE STORY
OP: ah, high, listen, um last night i had an accident.
AGENCY:Hi sir, you had an accident?
OP: yeah, thats correct,last night.
AGENCY: Ok sir, so are, where you at fault.
OP: well no, i mean i just saw flashing lights an then pow, and then this alien starts cussing me out real bad, in english but it may have been in
AGENCY: ...sorry sir, did you say you hit an alien, and then he swore at you?
OP: uhuh, thats correct an alien.
AGENCY: An alien sir?
AGENCY: Where you driving near the mexican border sir, is that where you hit the Alien?
OP:No, i mean a friggin space alien, he was like a human but he had black eyes and stringy see through hair, and pale skin.
AGENCY: Sir, (slight pause) you've just described Philip Seymour Hoffman, he's not mexican, he's an american, he's a legal, so you hit him and he
got mad....thats understandable, but was he at fault in the accident.
OP: Are you istening to me, is this the auto insurance dept.
AGENCY:Yes sir, this is Auto, maybe you need medical....i'll put you through.