Originally posted by Vimes
I am glad my misery and misfortune entertains you so johnny...

what more can i say, this is what happened...

What can I say?

This is the Aliens and UFO forum of ATS.

A place where your Alien and UFO accounts are condescendingly mocked and decried once posted.

Why is this forum even here, if everyone is ripped to shreds for what they claim is an experience?

If the general consensus of the ATS site owners and members is that there is no such thing as aliens or the UFO's they may pilot (which seems to be the case) then remove the forum all together because reading the reactions to the claims really leaves a bad taste in your mouth.

I had originally written something regarding your claim OP, but I won't waste my time posting it here and will send it to you via U2U instead.

- Lee

i'm saying, why would the alien be speaking in english? it's not like english is the Galactic standard of languages. if the bible/alien believers are right the aliens language would resemble that of hebrew or aramaic if anything.

Please, lets give this idiot story as much attention as possible so we can all look like fools collectively. Lets make sure we do whatever is necessary to perpetuate the stereotype, shall we?

Sorry, but the OP's "story" smacks of the usual made up stuff , regurgitated from a life time of watching sci-fi flicks and being an outcast. If you continue to support NONSENSE like this (by paying attention to it), you guys will NEVER get to the bottom of anything. If you don't understand what I just said, your a part of the problem. Sit down, shut up and let those of us with common sense, logic and reason propel this subject into an arena where your ideas will be investigated and looked at through the unflinching eye of the mainstream media. Unfortunately, idiocy like this needs to stop before this subject is worthy of such attention.

Again, sad, just sad. Obvious tripe like this guy's post should be moved to some other forum and not ruin this forum. I mean, can you imagine being just slightly curious about UFOs, see a small segment on the news (where they end the segment with a joke about ufo "nuts") and then google yourself to this place. You think for a moment that you found a neat outlet, then stumble upon idiot threads like this (and many others) You immediately laugh, then leave. The stereotype of the nutjob ufo fool has been perpetuated in your mind, and the laughing newscaster that caused you to even look further into the subject has been vindicated.

Please, stop this nonsense.

I just wonder if there were any sightings in your area around the time this happened to you.

Have you watched the local news yet today?

Who knows, maybe somebody else saw something unusual!

Originally posted by Crabmeat
i'm saying, why would the alien be speaking in english? it's not like english is the Galactic standard of languages. if the bible/alien believers are right the aliens language would resemble that of hebrew or aramaic if anything.

Why wouldn't they?

You seem to be working off the belief that the "aliens" just got here or are returning from a long hiatus. Do you know how long they have been around? Do you know how long we have been observed/molded?

If a human can speak up to eight languages, you think that a being from an older and more advanced species would have trouble with just one? You are subjecting them to the limitations of humanity. Or at least the perceived ones.

I'm not going into my own experience but from what I've seen verbal language is not only a simple task easily performed in various dialects it is irrelevant to the true communications that express a barrage of feeling and scenarios from just a single word.

I personally have heard beings go from "clicks" to English to a variety of other forms of foreign language I didn't understand but some sounded Spanish and Japanese. If you constantly (and historically) had to work with (or on) various Humans wouldn't speaking their language be a prerequisite?

Man...you seriously don't understand. For starters these beings aren't even aliens and most look at us as occupants of Earth not its owners. We are occupants for a reason and it is temporary. A lot of the assumptions about these "visitors" are going to be dashed to pieces once some of you start to understand how complex and somewhat disturbing the truth is. I fear though by that time the "war" that the alleged being mentioned will have already begun.

This will be our LAST war and it too is planned.

Most of you honestly have a very naive view of these beings that will do you more harm than good and you should not discount the stories told by those that claim to have had an experience simply because it doesn't fit your narrow view. This view needs to seriously change.

You can start by forgetting everything you think you know.

- Lee

sounds like the experience was demonic related. "smelled like sulfur", "sensed hatred", "wanted war", "verbal abuse". Also sounds like a hybrid/Nefphillim.

can you identify what you stuck exactly? look at the dent, what could of caused that damage?

If this event was real then there are a couple of things which can be considered:

Concussion or Event

Let’s discuss the concussion item first

The brain is the single most remarkable item that we know of in the world/galaxy/universe. No scientist knows exactly how it works. A large amount of damage and sometimes it still works. A small amount of damage and the whole thing shuts down. A bump on the head can affect memory. Possibility then that whatever you hit the previous night, made you bang your head, affecting memory, you drove home, went to bed and dreamt the alien episode. Why not? You spend a lot of time on here, so there will be some degree of influence. The headache from the bang and resulting concussion

Event 1
You p*ssed off the alien by crashing into his ship. Damn right he’s upset too! Being the nice alien he is and knowing about the upcoming war and eradication of human kind, he’ll buy his time and crap on your house from a high orbit

Event 2
It’s a government hoax. The alien was the USAF or another body perhaps attempting an abduction scenario and the person in question whose in charge of the‘UFO’ you’ve just smacked into is now going to get posted into some god forsaken place. In which case it was the soldier dressed in his alien get up that was shouting at you. They got you home and hoped you wouldnt remember too much of the previous night engagment

Originally posted by Azador
Man i would love for an alien to cuss me out.I would tear shreds out of it and if it dented my car there would certainly be hell to pay.Id start an intergalatic war over that.

lol yeah, though how long before he would break out the "yo momma" jokes?

yeah man, i mean i never bothered with aliens and other crap like that, and the whole 2012 nibiru thing, but what happened last night changed my whole view of that, i think they are here, with us, all around us, sizing things up, and getting ready..

well i think a war is coming, cause, well, thats what i was told...

Originally posted by calibanvov

can you identify what you stuck exactly? look at the dent, what could of caused that damage?

This is a good point. There might be something stuck in the dent. Paint, tissue, hair?

I hit a deer once, and there was all sorts of stuff stuck on the bumper of the car, plus underneath it.

Any luck with those pictures of the dent in your bumper?

PHONE CALL TO AN INSURANCE AGENCY, TRUE STORY

OP: ah, high, listen, um last night i had an accident.
AGENCY:Hi sir, you had an accident?
OP: yeah, thats correct,last night.
AGENCY: Ok sir, so are, where you at fault.
OP: well no, i mean i just saw flashing lights an then pow, and then this alien starts cussing me out real bad, in english but it may have been in hebrew..
AGENCY: ...sorry sir, did you say you hit an alien, and then he swore at you?
OP: uhuh, thats correct an alien.
AGENCY: An alien sir?
OP: yes(exasperated)
AGENCY: Where you driving near the mexican border sir, is that where you hit the Alien?
OP:No, i mean a friggin space alien, he was like a human but he had black eyes and stringy see through hair, and pale skin.
AGENCY: Sir, (slight pause) you've just described Philip Seymour Hoffman, he's not mexican, he's an american, he's a legal, so you hit him and he got mad....thats understandable, but was he at fault in the accident.
OP: Are you istening to me, is this the auto insurance dept.
AGENCY:Yes sir, this is Auto, maybe you need medical....i'll put you through.

I have a front spoiler on my bumper, now that was knocked off completely and it is all cracked up, there are just a bunch of scrapes and black marks all over it, really nothing else i can see on there