Harry Potter off-color fun

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posted on Feb, 17 2004 @ 07:28 PM
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Okay, I just about peed myself this made me laugh so hard.

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Take any of the Harry Potter books, and replace the word "wand" with the word "wang."

"Yes, yes. I thought I'd be seeing you soon. Harry Potter." It wasn't a question. "You have your mother's eyes. It seems only yesterday she was in here herself, buying her first wang. Ten and a quarter inches long, swishy, made of willow. Nice wang for charm work. Your father, on the other hand, favored a mahogany wang. Eleven inches."

Something silver-white, something enormous, erupted from the end of his wang

"Get - off - me!" Harry gasped. For a few seconds they struggled, Harry pulling at his uncles sausage-like fingers with his left hand, his right maintaining a firm grip on his raised wang.

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Harry spun around. Professor Moody was limping down the marble staircase. His wang was out and it was pointing right at a pure white ferret.

"Not to worry, not to worry," said Dumbledore pleasantly; he took out his wang, gave it a little flick, and a squishy chintz armchair appeared out of nowhere next to Harry.

"Just because you're allowed to use magic now, you don't have to whipe your wang out for every tiny little thing!"

Sirius pushed his chair roughly aside and strode around the table towards Snape, whipping his wang out as he went; Snape whipped out his own.

"Don't put your wang there, boy!" roared Moody.


Who knew???

-B.

[Edited on 17-2-2004 by Banshee]




posted on Feb, 17 2004 @ 07:40 PM
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ROFL!

Banshee, i havent laughed this hard in a month!

You've made my week!



posted on Feb, 17 2004 @ 07:51 PM
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LMAO!!!

Amazing how things sounds so differently just by replacing one single word !!! HAHAHAHAHahahahhahaha....


you don't have to whipe your wang out for every tiny little thing!

LOL!



posted on Feb, 17 2004 @ 07:59 PM
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ROFLMAO....Someone should replace "broom stick" with "wang" too...thatll have some funny lines.



posted on Feb, 17 2004 @ 09:07 PM
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Now that's funny, hehe....

Swish and flick....



posted on Feb, 17 2004 @ 10:10 PM
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sausage like fingers?

that's got scifi porn written all over it



posted on Feb, 17 2004 @ 10:22 PM
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Something silver-white, something enormous, erupted from the end of his wang



Lol, omg, and it all fits together so well



posted on Apr, 4 2004 @ 08:58 PM
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DUDE
ROFLMFAO

Dude how could someon think up something like that? its great!



posted on Apr, 5 2004 @ 09:40 PM
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LOL!!! OMG! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!



posted on Apr, 8 2004 @ 11:58 PM
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He bent down and pulled his wang out of the troll's nose. It was covered in what looked like lumpy gray glue.


Holy #.


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posted on Apr, 28 2004 @ 03:00 PM
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ROFL!! HAHAHa


Get - off - me!" Harry gasped. For a few seconds they struggled, Harry pulling at his uncles sausage-like fingers with his left hand, his right maintaining a firm grip on his raised wang.







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