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posted on Feb, 16 2004 @ 08:04 PM
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Two homeless guys are going through some trash and one of them says to the other...

This one time, I found a half eaten bucket of Kentucky fried chicken and I ate it for four days straight.

Thats nothin says the other, I once found a naked girl on the railroad tracks and I took her into the forest and we had sex for four days straight.

The first homeless guys says: thats awesome, did you get any head?

No says the second one, I didn't find that part.

I know its sick, I dont honostly know why I posted it.




posted on Mar, 20 2004 @ 12:16 PM
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just duznt make sense really, I geuss its just to gross u out.. Am I right? or am I right?



posted on Mar, 20 2004 @ 12:17 PM
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Im sorry but that's not really a funny joke.

Good try though.



posted on Mar, 20 2004 @ 12:18 PM
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That is sickly funny.



posted on Mar, 20 2004 @ 12:19 PM
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Originally posted by drunk
That is sickly funny.


are you serious





posted on Mar, 21 2004 @ 12:02 AM
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Its not any worse than a dead baby joke...



posted on Mar, 22 2004 @ 08:48 AM
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Made me audibly laugh.

Baby jokes are some of the best ones there are.

Where is ya'lls humor? Its a joke.



posted on Mar, 22 2004 @ 09:23 AM
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Originally posted by Ocelot

Originally posted by drunk
That is sickly funny.


are you serious




Yep i am serious



posted on Mar, 22 2004 @ 10:05 AM
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haha! nice joke. know any others? and dead baby jokes are by far the best.



posted on Mar, 23 2004 @ 08:36 PM
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Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby?

One of them is in my garage and it isn't a car.

Whats the difference between a truck full of dead babies and a truck full of bowling balls?

you can only unload one with a pitch fork.



posted on Mar, 23 2004 @ 11:20 PM
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I don't know whether to puke or stay away from railroad tracks.



posted on Mar, 24 2004 @ 12:57 PM
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What is orange and blue and sits at the bottom of a pool?

A baby with slashed floaties.

What is orange and red and floats on top of a pool?

Some floaties with a slashed baby.



posted on Mar, 24 2004 @ 01:03 PM
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Originally posted by MrJingles
Two homeless guys are going through some trash and one of them says to the other...

This one time, I found a half eaten bucket of Kentucky fried chicken and I ate it for four days straight.

Thats nothin says the other, I once found a naked girl on the railroad tracks and I took her into the forest and we had sex for four days straight.

The first homeless guys says: thats awesome, did you get any head?

No says the second one, I didn't find that part.

I know its sick, I dont honostly know why I posted it.


This joke sucks. The real version is better, so Ill post it...

Two bums were walking along the railroad tracks one day and one bum said to the other,
"I'm the luckiest guy in the world".
"Why is that?" said the other bum.
"Well, I was walking down these tracks last week and I found a $20 bill. I went into town and bought a case of wine and was drunk for three days."
The other bum said, "That was pretty good, but I think I'm the luckiest guy in the world. I was walking down these very tracks about two weeks ago, and just up ahead was a gorgeous naked woman tied to the tracks. I untied her and took her up there in the trees and I had sex with her for two days."
"Jesus", said the first bum. "You are the luckiest guy -- did you get a blow job, too?"
"Well", the other bum said, "No, I never found her head."

I posted this in Fast Chat a few days ago.



[Edited on 24-3-2004 by Tetsuo-51]



posted on Mar, 24 2004 @ 06:08 PM
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