Why I dislike Reptilians

Quite simple really, they should not try to control the earth. Even if they were here first they don't belong here. They need our blood to survive and all. Just had to get that off my chest.

Thanks for sharing, Dakota.

Is there...um...anything else you'd like to share? Anything else bothering you we could help you with?

reply to post by SaviorComplex

Well, a quick review of his thread history indicates that hes not a fan of the Jews, so he might need to vent about them too.

You know what I don't like? How those tags on clothing are attached w/ those little plastic pieces that you have to cut off. And, inevitably, the little "T" piece gets lodged in there someplace and at the least opportune moment it pokes you in the most uncomfortable place it can find. I think its a Jewish Reptilian Conspiracy

Frankly I don't like them because they freak me out. I mean, I like to look at snakes and all, but only on TV or at the Zoo. I see a snake in the wild and I just flip out. I start thinking about them crawling all over me...ugh I am getting the chills right now just thinking about it.

Lizards I am cool with. I like Iguanas and Bearded dragons, and Gheckos and what not. I can handle playing with them and holding them and stuff. Just keep those darn snakes away!

I don't have anything bad to say about Jews. Sorry.

I was married to a Jew; while I have nothing against the people, I reserve my hatred for a particular member.

I like snakes. I like all animals. I am loathe to even kill insects. I let my cat do that.

This discussion is not abot Jews and our like or dislike for them.

Please remain on the topic of Reptillians.

Thank You.

I thought it was about things we like and don't like.

I think Dakota is being bigoted against Reptoid-Americans.

After some deep thought on the subject, I think I have changed my mind. Dakota claims they were here first, but do not belong here. I don't get how that can be. I mean if they were first, and we were second, I would say we don't have much in the way of bragging rights.

I think they should start a movement for reptilian-rights. Get them loans to go to college, mortgages, social security cards and all that jazz. If I was the reptilians I think I would be pissed that I was forced to live in underground bunkers and feed on the blood of filthy humans.

This just isn't right and you all know it! Even the Native Americans got land and casino rights. I want to go to a Reptilian Reservation and do some gamblin!

Originally posted by sputniksteve
I mean if they were first, and we were second, I would say we don't have much in the way of bragging rights.

This just isn't right and you all know it!

You are so right, Sputnik! This is the worst crime-against-humanity ever!...um...well, maybe not humanity, but you know what I'm saying!

Maybe if it wasn't for intolerant people like Dakota, Reptoid-Americans wouldn't have to use holographic projectors and masquerade as television reporters. They wouldn't have to hide!

We do need to start a Reptoid-Rights Movement!

WE HERE!
WERE GREEN!
GET USED TO IT!

lmao I gotta kick out of this


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Originally posted by MissInformation
lmao I gotta kick out of this

Why? This is no laughing matter! How dare you laugh at the indignities and atrocities suffered by our Reptoid-American brothers!

I thought they were the ones making us suffer under a false reality.

What do you wanna bet Reptoid-Americans are republican
They always seem to be Bush Sr. videos that people post on
You Tube. So they have Government representation. Now to
get them involved in our civil politics. And so their kids can go to school.

Originally posted by MissInformation

I thought they were the ones making us suffer under a false reality.

They are hiding because we forced them into hiding! We were the ones who drove them underground, hitting them with our cruel spears when we were crawling out of the caves. You know, I bet it is the ancestors of white people who did it! It's us thats forced them into a false-reality, making them don the image of the very humans that tried to exteriminate them!

WE'RE HERE!
WE'RE GREEN!
GET USED TO IT!

Originally posted by projectvxn
What do you wanna bet Reptoid-Americans are republican

Look at that, more bigotry against Reptoid-Americans. Sure, stereotype them as being a part of the evil Republican-Illuminati-Barnum&Bailey Complex! How intolerant!

Originally posted by projectvxn
And so their kids can go to school.

I would be honored if my little boy were in Kindergarten along side a Reptoid clutchling, learning their ABCs and Sssss's.

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Reptilians think they're so cool.........

Walkin' around, shiftin' shapes, drinkin' blood, scarin' people and stuff.
I hate Reptilians.

Originally posted by dakota jim
If the ahkenazis are suckers its none of my buisiness it seems. Guess I'll stick to martians and cute puppies.

As the resident representative and spokesman for Reptoid Americans here on ATS, I accept your apology on behalf of the community. Just please do not do it again. May I suggest tolerance training, such as a trip to the reptile house of your favorite zoo?

But, what do the Ashkenazi have to do with the Reptoid-Americans?

[edit on 23-1-2008 by SaviorComplex]

I stopped being scared of things that didn't exist around age 10

Originally posted by dakota jim
Quite simple really, they should not try to control the earth. Even if they were here first they don't belong here. They need our blood to survive and all. Just had to get that off my chest.

Couldn't agree more, jimbo. They're a slimy bunch of useless, seven foot handbags.
Do you ever see a reptilian doing voluntary community service?
Helping old ladies across the street?
Helping out in schools and universities with alternate evolutionary/dinosarian survival scenarios?

No, is the word you're looking for.

Reptillians are, IMO, a completely pointless part of society. They refuse to work, relying on their vast underground sources of nuclear-gold dino-wealth instead, which they don't pay taxes on, BTW.
They're not house broken either, leaving their not-so-little doo-doos all over the streets. Have you ever tried to clean dino doo-doo out of the grips on your work boots? It's not easy, I can tell you. All that human blood makes for a rather gelatinous by-product of their diet.
And they never buy a round in the pub, no matter how hard you tweak their scaly skin or how long you play with an empty glass. No, they just sit there, unblinking, staring into the distance, mulling over their plan to dominate the world.
What a bunch of crocodilian wasters.

Dakota jim, it was a pleasure to read such well researched, insightfull, balanced and informed post.
ATS really needs another thread dealing with such a blatantly obvious conspiracy.
Why, I was only saying to my reptilian friend Hyyystthtysst the other day how quiet the boards have been regarding the other hatchlings from his brood-clan.
He did not reply, quite rudely though not unexpectedly, as he was draining the life-ichor from a Grey.
Apparently they taste like a decent Merlot.

There, needed to get that off my chest.

(Mods, please forgive the sarcasm. I hope you can agree humour is a better antidote to ignorance than rudeness and anger).