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About time to ask Bout Time

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posted on Feb, 12 2004 @ 04:23 PM
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- The question du jour?
- The meaning of Life?
- The benefit of raising goose pimples on your paramour?
- How to dance to Salsa?
- High protein low carb recipes?
- Joint locks that'll drop 'em faster than a bad habit?
- Why capitalism without a conscious is inherently evil?

Whatever you like, I'm here for you!




posted on Feb, 12 2004 @ 09:04 PM
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Okay, what the meaning of life Bout Time?



posted on Feb, 12 2004 @ 09:06 PM
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Why is it called taking a dump, when you are really leaving a dump?



posted on Feb, 12 2004 @ 09:14 PM
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Are there womens restrooms in a gay bar?



posted on Feb, 12 2004 @ 09:38 PM
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How come when you're 18 all the girls in porn are 22 and when you're 22 all the girls seem 18? Then when you're 34 they're still 18? Where did all the slutty 22 year olds go? Seriously, I'd like to know.

Also, when is it too creepy to continue dating young women? I'm thinking being creepy has it's own cache and benefits. Namely young women.



posted on Feb, 12 2004 @ 09:39 PM
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being 22

ANSWER THE ABOVE QUESTION!



posted on Feb, 12 2004 @ 09:41 PM
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Im with Rant, I want the answer dammit.



posted on Feb, 12 2004 @ 10:20 PM
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Originally posted by Lysergic
Why is it called taking a dump, when you are really leaving a dump?




wouldnt it be more of a steamy pile?



posted on Feb, 13 2004 @ 08:23 AM
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Originally posted by RANT
Okay, what the meaning of life Bout Time?


Indentify as much of what you don't know as possible....the admission of which will make you humble & energized to learn more, as well as making even your enemies relate to you.

OR

Get you NUT last, that way you can relax & really enjoy things!!



posted on Feb, 13 2004 @ 08:31 AM
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Originally posted by Bout Time

Originally posted by RANT
Okay, what the meaning of life Bout Time?


Indentify as much of what you don't know as possible....the admission of which will make you humble & energized to learn more, as well as making even your enemies relate to you.

OR

Get you NUT last, that way you can relax & really enjoy things!!


So taken together, sort of a Socratic epicurian approach to knowledge, including carnal knowledge... I LIKE IT!



posted on Feb, 13 2004 @ 08:38 AM
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Originally posted by Lysergic
Why is it called taking a dump, when you are really leaving a dump?


Ever hear of "The Guff"? It is the repository of all souls from which a soul is taken to put into each new life born. There is a finite number of souls.
To my amazement, there is also a finite number of shizzznatts that can be taken......something about a matter conversion cosmic continuum or something, & it works on the same premise.

SO

You really are taking one!



posted on Feb, 13 2004 @ 08:39 AM
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Originally posted by JustAnIllusion
Are there womens restrooms in a gay bar?


They're ALL ladies Rooms.....it's just a distinction between 'Bitch' and "fishy Bitch'!



posted on Feb, 13 2004 @ 08:46 AM
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Originally posted by RANT
How come when you're 18 all the girls in porn are 22 and when you're 22 all the girls seem 18? Then when you're 34 they're still 18? Where did all the slutty 22 year olds go? Seriously, I'd like to know.

Also, when is it too creepy to continue dating young women? I'm thinking being creepy has it's own cache and benefits. Namely young women.



A two parter.....cool!

They're really all about 40.....they just super impose the faces. They usually clip head shots from women's college volleyball so they can keep the grunt sound track.

It's creepy to continue to date young women when a post coitous conversation is continueously interrupted by her popping her bubble gum....which you did not know was a silent partner in some very recent activity!!

Almost forgot about where all the "slutty ones are" part.

Simple - it's like Weed.
You can spend $500 an ounce on the beubonic chronic, or you can grow your own.
Break the surface on some of that "still water than runs deep" - the obvious fly overs by most in hook up joints. They're just begging to get in the game. My good friend, who is a senior manager now but used to be a bartender when she was in college, says that's true for both sexes.

[Edited on 13-2-2004 by Bout Time]



posted on Feb, 13 2004 @ 10:56 AM
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Why am I such a loser?



posted on Feb, 13 2004 @ 12:43 PM
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Originally posted by earthtone
Why am I such a loser?


You enjoy smoking weed, yet subscribe to the company line that says you're a ner'do 'well because of that. Care less about other interpretations of you and stick to the script of what you know you are.

OR

So what? One man's loser is another man's king!



posted on Feb, 14 2004 @ 06:50 AM
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Originally posted by Bout Time

So what? One man's loser is another man's king!


Nice.



posted on Feb, 14 2004 @ 06:58 AM
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BT, what awaits Jesse Helms in the after life?

If you don't know the former senator from North Carolina, imagine Bush not even pretending to be a good guy.

Jesse spent the better part of the 80's on the Senate floor condeming everyone with aids to hell.

quote: With the exception of Ryan White (little boy with aids on the Senate floor for Jesse Helms benefit that day) everyone that has AIDS got it from an immoral act and deserves it, not our funding...



posted on Feb, 14 2004 @ 07:05 AM
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Oh yeh, just thought of a question that I need answering Bout time! The ending to Gus Van Sant's brilliant film Drugstore Cowboy(1989) is a little ambiguous, does Matt Dillon's character Bob die after he is taken off in the ambulance?



posted on Feb, 17 2004 @ 09:45 AM
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Originally posted by RANT
BT, what awaits Jesse Helms in the after life?

If you don't know the former senator from North Carolina, imagine Bush not even pretending to be a good guy.

Jesse spent the better part of the 80's on the Senate floor condeming everyone with aids to hell.

quote: With the exception of Ryan White (little boy with aids on the Senate floor for Jesse Helms benefit that day) everyone that has AIDS got it from an immoral act and deserves it, not our funding...


ME not know JESE HELMS!?!

Following the belief system that states the hell in your afterlife is born of your demons in your worldly life:

- Jesse Helms will be the buggered boy of choice to all of history's most well endowed, & most evil, prison rapists. Of particular note will be their penchants for A2M Coup D'Grats!!



posted on Feb, 17 2004 @ 09:49 AM
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Originally posted by earthtone
Oh yeh, just thought of a question that I need answering Bout time! The ending to Gus Van Sant's brilliant film Drugstore Cowboy(1989) is a little ambiguous, does Matt Dillon's character Bob die after he is taken off in the ambulance?


I always thought that he did. In the long tradition of ambiguity to a characters end employed by writers, I did not think this was one.



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