Originally posted by Conspiriology
My Dad was dead after falling from a four strory building. He was pronounced dead, no brainwaves a complete flatline. They cart him off to the morgue when he came back to life after they put him on the embalming table.

Was you Dad beaten with a cat o nine tails until his flesh was literally shredded from his body?

Was he hung from a cross via giant spikes?

Was a spear shoved up under his ribcage into his heart?

Not trying to trivialize you fathers ordeal but it seems as though you are explaining away Christ as nothing more than parlor tricks.

Seems not a day goes by that I don't have my Christianity offended in some way here.