Dave: You got one more chance Springer, next time it'll cost you more than your pretty little face.

..."it's OK, the Quarter will come out."

Now, do you want to rephrase what you said about Bunny!??

I'm sorry - no submission - I'm laughing far too hard right now

You have 5 seconds to pull yourself together..............5...........4..........3 more seconds and that watch is mine!

Originally posted by Dave Rabbit

[edit on 8/29/2007 by Dave Rabbit]

Dave: Ya see, there's two of us and one of him. You grab him by the ....
Springer: Oh God, not John again, lets abduct someone else please!

I said smell them.......

........and the WHOLE time your fly was open!

[edit on 30-8-2007 by CreeWolf]

You're good kid, but as long as I'm around you'll always be second best, see?

DAVE: The MODs are asking about their paychecks again...

[edit on 8/30/2007 by damajikninja]

DAVE: You GOTTA come look at this before I flush it...

[edit on 8/30/2007 by damajikninja]

DAVE: Hey, your wife is here looking for you...

DAVE: Weve got a situation. Bill found a handle of whiskey...

DAVE: So, I just got off the phone with the FCC...

[edit on 8/30/2007 by damajikninja]

DAVE: DaMajikNinja is out front. He said something about not leaving till he gets an FSME badge...

DAVE: Discovery Channel just called. They say they the Chicago/OHare UFO special has been pushed back again...

[edit on 8/30/2007 by damajikninja]

Originally posted by Dave Rabbit

Dave: ...so then the Nun says, "To heck with me!! Stick it in the camel!!"












[edit on 30-8-2007 by goosdawg]

[edit on 30-8-2007 by goosdawg]

Dave: Springer you gotta see this! Lear is running around in nothing but a tin foil hat and he has three nipples.




Dave: Springer, Lear just called we gotta go bail him out again.

[edit on 30-8-2007 by Simon_Boudreaux]