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Dave Rabbit & Springer CAPTION CONTEST - And The WINNERS Are!

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posted on Aug, 30 2007 @ 04:41 AM
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My Chakra Handbook says that if I keep my middle finger on this pressure point for 30 minutes then your hangover will go away.




posted on Aug, 30 2007 @ 04:43 AM
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Dave: So I put this picture of us up in a caption contest. If people don't repost it too much our servers cool, otherwise...well lets just say tonight was your last steak of 2007...and most of 2008.



posted on Aug, 30 2007 @ 04:44 AM
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Dave: It's pure genius!



posted on Aug, 30 2007 @ 04:47 AM
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Remember, What happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas, we will ditch the bunny costume and no one has to know....



posted on Aug, 30 2007 @ 05:01 AM
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posted on Aug, 30 2007 @ 05:08 AM
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You see, If i do this it makes a silhouette like a dog



posted on Aug, 30 2007 @ 05:09 AM
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DAVE: 'What’s up mate?'

SPRINGER: 'My mother in law borrowed my new Chevy last night to go to the shops and on the way she got abducted by aliens'

DAVE: 'I have met your mother in law, what is the problem?'

SPRINGER: 'They threw her back but kept the Chevy', sob, sob!!


Disclaimer: (This is a theoretical situation, I have never met Springer’s mother in law, and I am sure she is a lovely lady and there is no malice intended).



posted on Aug, 30 2007 @ 05:22 AM
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Dave:
Now I am glad you realize that was a transvestite in green makeup you tackled. Now I made a deal that if I gave him 25k ATS points, he won't press charges....

[edit on 30-8-2007 by nixie_nox]

[edit on 30-8-2007 by nixie_nox]



posted on Aug, 30 2007 @ 05:25 AM
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Dave: "I'm telling you man, VISITED! BY ALIEN MECHANICAL DEVICES!"



posted on Aug, 30 2007 @ 05:35 AM
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Dave: "What do you mean--'dye job'?"

Dave: "Springer, all of these people are Abductees!"

Springer: "I don't care, Dave, just get the damned chair off my foot!!"



posted on Aug, 30 2007 @ 05:45 AM
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Dave "There,there Springer. It's not an alien implant.. You just got a cheetoh in your hair"

Edit..(names were changed to protect the innocent)


[edit on 30/8/07 by AGENT_T]



posted on Aug, 30 2007 @ 05:46 AM
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xS_Gx: 'Looks like CGI to me'

THREAD CLOSED

xS_Gx: Giggles to himself!



posted on Aug, 30 2007 @ 05:50 AM
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My quote for that pictures is....

"Im sorry springer, i had too many beans and i just couldnt hold it in any more."

Sorry dont knwo how to put pictures in, hope it wont effect my chances.

Take Care, Vix

[edit on 30-8-2007 by Vixion]



posted on Aug, 30 2007 @ 05:53 AM
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Dave: Springer, I need to tell you that all members of ATS are actually me.



posted on Aug, 30 2007 @ 05:54 AM
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posted on Aug, 30 2007 @ 06:00 AM
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[edit on 30-8-2007 by Areal51]



posted on Aug, 30 2007 @ 06:04 AM
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Dave Vader: "If you only knew the truth. I never told you what happened to John Titor."

Springer Skywalker: "But nobody knows, he just disappeared!"

Dave Vader: "No. *I* am John Titor."



posted on Aug, 30 2007 @ 06:07 AM
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Dave: How many ATS members does it take to change a lightbulb??

2 - One to change the bulb and one to post a thread questioning whether it's a conspiracy!




posted on Aug, 30 2007 @ 06:13 AM
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Springer - "How was I meant to know that replica alien shrink ray would work???!!"

Sorry if thats too non subtle for the T & C

[edit on 30-8-2007 by apex]



posted on Aug, 30 2007 @ 06:18 AM
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...and the doc says yeah prostate checkups are very important...... so I says why don't ya use 2 fingers....couldn't hurt to get a second opinion.....



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