My Chakra Handbook says that if I keep my middle finger on this pressure point for 30 minutes then your hangover will go away.

Dave: So I put this picture of us up in a caption contest. If people don't repost it too much our servers cool, otherwise...well lets just say tonight was your last steak of 2007...and most of 2008.

Dave: It's pure genius!

Remember, What happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas, we will ditch the bunny costume and no one has to know....

You see, If i do this it makes a silhouette like a dog

DAVE: 'What’s up mate?'

SPRINGER: 'My mother in law borrowed my new Chevy last night to go to the shops and on the way she got abducted by aliens'

DAVE: 'I have met your mother in law, what is the problem?'

SPRINGER: 'They threw her back but kept the Chevy', sob, sob!!


Disclaimer: (This is a theoretical situation, I have never met Springer’s mother in law, and I am sure she is a lovely lady and there is no malice intended).

Dave:
Now I am glad you realize that was a transvestite in green makeup you tackled. Now I made a deal that if I gave him 25k ATS points, he won't press charges....

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[edit on 30-8-2007 by nixie_nox]

Dave: "I'm telling you man, VISITED! BY ALIEN MECHANICAL DEVICES!"

Dave: "What do you mean--'dye job'?"

Dave: "Springer, all of these people are Abductees!"

Springer: "I don't care, Dave, just get the damned chair off my foot!!"

Dave "There,there Springer. It's not an alien implant.. You just got a cheetoh in your hair"

Edit..(names were changed to protect the innocent)

[edit on 30/8/07 by AGENT_T]

xS_Gx: 'Looks like CGI to me'

THREAD CLOSED

xS_Gx: Giggles to himself!

My quote for that pictures is....

"Im sorry springer, i had too many beans and i just couldnt hold it in any more."

Sorry dont knwo how to put pictures in, hope it wont effect my chances.

Take Care, Vix

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Dave: Springer, I need to tell you that all members of ATS are actually me.

[edit on 30-8-2007 by Areal51]

Dave Vader: "If you only knew the truth. I never told you what happened to John Titor."

Springer Skywalker: "But nobody knows, he just disappeared!"

Dave Vader: "No. *I* am John Titor."

Dave: How many ATS members does it take to change a lightbulb??

2 - One to change the bulb and one to post a thread questioning whether it's a conspiracy!

Springer - "How was I meant to know that replica alien shrink ray would work???!!"

Sorry if thats too non subtle for the T & C

[edit on 30-8-2007 by apex]

...and the doc says yeah prostate checkups are very important...... so I says why don't ya use 2 fingers....couldn't hurt to get a second opinion.....