posted on Aug, 30 2007 @ 05:09 AM
DAVE: 'What’s up mate?'
SPRINGER: 'My mother in law borrowed my new Chevy last night to go to the shops and on the way she got abducted by aliens'
DAVE: 'I have met your mother in law, what is the problem?'
SPRINGER: 'They threw her back but kept the Chevy', sob, sob!!
Disclaimer: (This is a theoretical situation, I have never met Springer’s mother in law, and I am sure she is a lovely lady and there is no malice