When I count to 5, you will open your eyes and will be John Lear. 1.........2........3...

Dave: There's only room for three of us, me Johnny and John Lear.
A sobbing Springer: But I am John Lear......I'm John Lear.......dammit....I'm John Lear.

"You ever get that not-so-fresh feeling?"

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"....so then he says 'Take me to your leader.' I drove him to my mother-in-law's."

"People tell me I look like Ben Affleck. What do you think?"

"Look, I thought she looked 18 too... but Im not leaving till you pull this finger."

Dave to Springer: Hey man for my opening joke Id thought Id try this (Dave doing his Al Pachino Scarface impersonation while quickly flashing a finger gun) "Say hello to my little friend!" ... it's either that or I show my lil hidden alien tattoo, which do you think is better?

Dave to Springer: Look man quit cryin, we all went broke here in Vegas and will visit the Bunny Ranch next time, but I promise you we will all go to Hooters after we sign a few autographs and make some quick cash. No one at this 'Cheers' convention will know the difference. All you have to remember is 1) your Ted Danson 2) Johnny is Woody Harrelson and 3) Im Cliff, OK?

VOTE NOW FOR YOUR FAVORITES

VOTE for the ones that you want in the final competition by CLICKING ON the STAR of the poster. The WINNERS will be POSTED on this thread and will also be announced on an upcoming ATS MIX broadcast. Thanks to everyone that participated. REMEMBER, that the TOP 20 STARRED ONES will be the ones that THE AMIGOS make their final decision on and who to award the TOP 5 POINTS.

Dave

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And The WINNERS Are....


The Three Amigos have made their decisions.

CONGRATULATIONS to ALL!



1st Place - 25,000 ATS/BTS Points (Choice)

JacKatMtn



Dave: No one will know, c'mon let me be Skeptic Overlord this weekend.








2nd Place - 10,000 ATS/BTS Points (Choice)

Blaine91555




Dave: Don't tell anybody. I just put a whole box of Ex-lax in Lear's coffee and he's on stage in an hour.










3nd Place - 5,000 ATS/BTS Points (Choice)

Obliv Au




Dave: There are 3 types of people in this world. Those that can count... and those who can’t.










4th Place - 5,000 ATS/BTS Points (Choice)

Iggster




Dave: I'm tellin ya...I've been mistaken 3 times as Tom Cruise!










5th Place - 5,000 ATS/BTS Points (Choice)

Evasius



Dave: You know our room’s mini-bar has the best little cocktails. Springer: Those were shampoo!








On behalf of the THREE AMIGOS, and especially my bud "The Springer", Johnny and I want to thank you for the absolutely unbelievable response to our first ever CAPTION CONTEST. Because of its SUCCESS, we will from time to time do another and AWARD MORE POINTS.

ALL WINNERS please U2U me and tell me how you want your points. You can have them as ATS or BTS or a COMBINATION of both. Points will be awarded by Springer.

Thanks again everyone. You all ROCK!

Dave

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