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Dave Rabbit & Springer CAPTION CONTEST - And The WINNERS Are!

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posted on Sep, 3 2007 @ 04:20 PM
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"I can't believe I ate the whole thing"




posted on Sep, 3 2007 @ 04:48 PM
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Dave (chewing):
Er, Springer...´bout the 3 suppositories you gave me ..what do you mean by´not orally?´


[edit on 3-9-2007 by anti72]



posted on Sep, 3 2007 @ 05:05 PM
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Sorry to break it to you Springer old man, but the boys and I have concrete proof that today is in fact, the tomorrow you worried about yesterday.

Pony up!



posted on Sep, 3 2007 @ 05:10 PM
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So then, from the top Springer:

If the plural of mouse is MICE,

and the plural of louse is LICE,

it follows then that the plural of house is.......



posted on Sep, 3 2007 @ 05:57 PM
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Dave: What?! I really DID join a gang! They taught me the signs and everything, see? East side, biatch!



posted on Sep, 4 2007 @ 12:02 AM
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"Confucius say 'Stand on toilet, get high off pot.' "



posted on Sep, 4 2007 @ 12:07 AM
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"...so then the proctologist says to me, 'Is now a good time?'"

[edit on 9/4/2007 by pjslug]



posted on Sep, 4 2007 @ 02:23 AM
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"These two fingers have been stuck to my palm ever since I accidentally waxed my dolphin with super glue.""



posted on Sep, 4 2007 @ 02:32 AM
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"Now I juth count with my fingerth, becauthe I figure that calculatorth are conthidered weaponth of math dethruction."



posted on Sep, 4 2007 @ 04:34 AM
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Really..
there was Elvis in the drugstore..with three bodyguards.
READ MY LIPS..



posted on Sep, 4 2007 @ 04:44 AM
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Dave to Springer: OK, mission half way accomplished. Your turn. I wrote " "BIG" Dave does it Rabbit style" in stalls one, two and three of the womens restroom and left your cell number underneath, so if anyone calls asking about this I need you to put them on hold and call me right away. You get stalls four, five and six. Go now before Johnny gets em.



posted on Sep, 4 2007 @ 04:52 AM
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Well, as Alex Jones said, the website will be worthless once the NWO get in power, so we might as well sell it to him now, I thought $500 and a copy of TerrorStorm was a good deal.



posted on Sep, 4 2007 @ 04:54 AM
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oh please let me take this badge off & wear an ATS shirt like yours ...please..



posted on Sep, 4 2007 @ 04:54 AM
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So yeah, the site looks so much cleaner now I removed all the ads.



posted on Sep, 4 2007 @ 04:57 AM
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So, er, Springer, an entirely theoretical question here, but
how would you fix it if someone had accidentally typed "DELETE 'ALL' FROM FORUM 'ALL'"?



posted on Sep, 4 2007 @ 05:03 AM
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So that was when I had a great idea to boost membership, and decided to release 50,000 sky lanterns over New York!



posted on Sep, 4 2007 @ 05:06 AM
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CNN just called and said they wanted to do a 2 hour special on ATS, but don't worry,
I told those NWO media disinfo agents where to go.



posted on Sep, 4 2007 @ 05:12 AM
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And that was when i realised my Calculator was actually a neural network based sentient being from Zeta Reticulli 4



posted on Sep, 4 2007 @ 10:51 AM
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Springer:'Whoa...I can't keep my head from spinning!"

Dave:" That is your third Martian Slam in a row. Give me the keys. I'm driving."



posted on Sep, 4 2007 @ 11:03 AM
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"It's as easy as one, two, earnhardt."



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