Dave Rabbit & Springer CAPTION CONTEST - And The WINNERS Are!

"I can't believe I ate the whole thing"

Dave (chewing):
Er, Springer...´bout the 3 suppositories you gave me ..what do you mean by´not orally?´

[edit on 3-9-2007 by anti72]

Sorry to break it to you Springer old man, but the boys and I have concrete proof that today is in fact, the tomorrow you worried about yesterday.

Pony up!

So then, from the top Springer:

If the plural of mouse is MICE,

and the plural of louse is LICE,

it follows then that the plural of house is.......

Dave: What?! I really DID join a gang! They taught me the signs and everything, see? East side, biatch!

"Confucius say 'Stand on toilet, get high off pot.' "

"...so then the proctologist says to me, 'Is now a good time?'"

[edit on 9/4/2007 by pjslug]

"These two fingers have been stuck to my palm ever since I accidentally waxed my dolphin with super glue.""

"Now I juth count with my fingerth, becauthe I figure that calculatorth are conthidered weaponth of math dethruction."

Really..
there was Elvis in the drugstore..with three bodyguards.
READ MY LIPS..

Dave to Springer: OK, mission half way accomplished. Your turn. I wrote " "BIG" Dave does it Rabbit style" in stalls one, two and three of the womens restroom and left your cell number underneath, so if anyone calls asking about this I need you to put them on hold and call me right away. You get stalls four, five and six. Go now before Johnny gets em.

Well, as Alex Jones said, the website will be worthless once the NWO get in power, so we might as well sell it to him now, I thought $500 and a copy of TerrorStorm was a good deal.

oh please let me take this badge off & wear an ATS shirt like yours ...please..

So yeah, the site looks so much cleaner now I removed all the ads.

So, er, Springer, an entirely theoretical question here, but
how would you fix it if someone had accidentally typed "DELETE 'ALL' FROM FORUM 'ALL'"?

So that was when I had a great idea to boost membership, and decided to release 50,000 sky lanterns over New York!

CNN just called and said they wanted to do a 2 hour special on ATS, but don't worry,
I told those NWO media disinfo agents where to go.

And that was when i realised my Calculator was actually a neural network based sentient being from Zeta Reticulli 4

Springer:'Whoa...I can't keep my head from spinning!"

Dave:" That is your third Martian Slam in a row. Give me the keys. I'm driving."

"It's as easy as one, two, earnhardt."