OK, Springer...but if I told ya I was NSA, I'd have to kill ya...you know the rules!
[edit on 4-9-2007 by JohnnyCanuck]
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Dave:
"Don't tell Johnny, but I just took a wizz in his coffee."
Peace 
[edit on 4-9-2007 by Dr Love]
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"So I get a call from Dan Marino asking me if I want to buy Nutri-System."
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"Ok Springer...I'm not so nervous about this UFO stuff anymore. It turns out that ATS fan was actually offering me an Alien ROBE."
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"No, No, No,...Just hear me out! I'm thinking this soul collecter thing, you know, on the moon, it's starting to make sense, is all I'm sayin!"
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"so out of all the entries so far i think we should give it to ghostryder21's entry about the secret jujitsu technique, you know the one where i go
like this....ah crap i did it again. you ok man?
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Just a note guys and this isn't aimed at anyone in particular, this is all for fun BUT the T&C still applies. Humor is good but let's not cross the
line please.
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Dave: " I was just poking your eyes to see if they would change!"
Springer: " Ouch!! I'm not a reptilian! How many times do I have to tell ya!"
Dave: " Uhh...Three..."
[edit on 4-9-2007 by iggster]
[edit on 4-9-2007 by iggster]
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Dave: " Three times today?"
Springer: " Yeah. Three times I have been introduced as Jerry Springer! How humiliating...."
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"Stick with me Mark....
I'll make you famous!!!!"
[edit on 2007/9/4 by JacKatMtn]
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Dave- "Bro I know your homesick.
Just click your heels together and repeat 3 times.....
There's no place like home." 
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Caption:
"So listen, I've got two senoritas waiting for us at the bar..."
"Hey, do you have two quarters for this claw game they got over here? There's a gold watch in there with my name all over it."
"It was press two for Kerry right?"
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"Mark, the misses tells me that I'm spending more time on ATS than with her."
"So what are you going to do about it, Dave?"
"Well, I suggested 'Family ATS Time', and that's when she threw the divorce papers on my keyboard."
[edit on 9/5/2007 by pjslug]
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Scisscors! Cool! I win again!
[edit on 5-9-2007 by JimmyBlonde]
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