posted on Aug, 30 2007 @ 12:46 AM
Dave: Im sorry I stole and maxed out your credit cards dude, but I saw that ad in the paper for "buy one get one free" on tin foil and I just kinda
Dave: I was talking on my cell phone and uhhh.....well you know. Im sure the tow man can get your car out of the pool.
Dave: I have a deep dark secret that I have to tell to someone and it might as well be you. Im Elvis Presley.
Springer: My head hurts.
Dave: It's these shirts, the're from China. I have been injecting myself with small amounts of every chemical and poison I know of over the past
decade to raise my tolerance levels, so I feel fine.
Dave: The third rule of fight club is "If someone says "stop" or goes limp, taps out, the fight is over."
Springer: (to himself) Not the Tyler Durden personality again...^%#*^!...it was just a movie...why dont he listen to me?
Dave: Three jelly beans up your nose and noone dared you to do it? Can you smell the flavors?
[edit on 30/8/07 by Pfeil]