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Simian symposium... Or the gathering of the primate avatars...

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posted on Jun, 27 2007 @ 01:24 PM
Gather from hither and yon, ye of ape and monkey alike... I summon all members that share my penchant for an online likeness of our evolutionary predecessors.

Do you like jungles? Swinging (sometimes even from a tree)? Soft fruits like bananas, papayas and guavas? Do you think Lance Link was the greatest TV show ever? Do you think Bonzo should have become president instead of Ronald Reagan? Do you punctuate you discussions with the aerial presentation of facts? Do you rue for the day when "Planet of the Apes" isn't just a movie, but reality?

If the answer is yes, the come join in the festivities.

posted on Jun, 27 2007 @ 01:47 PM
any chance of getting what you just said translated into english?
because i cant make heads or tales of what your saying

to much :w: mate?

posted on Jun, 27 2007 @ 02:13 PM
The Reader's Digest Condensed Post version...

If you have a monkey/ape avatar post in this thread.

posted on Jun, 27 2007 @ 04:02 PM
Here's Precious, an orangutan that played a nurse on Passions a while back.

Apparently nurses were insulted by showing an ape doing their job

[edit on 6/27/2007 by djohnsto77]

posted on Jun, 27 2007 @ 04:24 PM
A couple I made for mojo4sale...

A few from my archives...

Avatar monkeys, not just for profile domination anymore...

[edit on 6/27/2007 by Mechanic 32]

posted on Jun, 27 2007 @ 05:10 PM
another nitpicker reporting for doodie.
Lance Link has always been my hero.

I like to sneak into pet stores with one of These and open can after can of Alpo, in front of the dog cages. It really gets them riled up. Jealous canines!

I should also warn you of Imposters that may try to inhabit this thread.

[edit on 27-6-2007 by spacedoubt]

posted on Jun, 27 2007 @ 05:13 PM
my monkey makes me melt metal...


of course I'm half monkay!

posted on Jun, 27 2007 @ 05:25 PM
Now we're getting somewhere...

Space has been sporting a simian avatar for quite some time... And while Lys never has in my recollection, his conduct is most unbecoming in a bad monkey kind of way... So he's in too (but on double secret monkey poo-bation).

[edit on 27/6/2007 by Mirthful Me]

posted on Jun, 27 2007 @ 05:31 PM

Originally posted by Mirthful Me

If you have a monkey/ape avatar post in this thread.

Oh, I missed the fine print.

I wear this one from time to time. But change my avvy frequently.

posted on Jun, 27 2007 @ 05:33 PM
Dial M for MONKAY!

posted on Jun, 28 2007 @ 12:06 PM
Dial M for Monkey is da bomb...

Not to mention Monkey is pulling Agent Honeydew.

Nothing like scoring up the evolutionary chain.

posted on Jun, 29 2007 @ 04:12 AM
Picture I took at the zoo the other day:

They were so cute, they'd hang from the top of their enclosure just with their feet and just hang there looking around.

posted on Jun, 29 2007 @ 05:25 AM
I'm a monkey boy!! Great Ape, Cheetah, Monkey great sage equal of heaven, Dr Zaeus, and mojo the headbangin, fist thumpin, ass wigglin', poo flingin' king of em all!!

Thanks to Mech for my new avvy's, i havent tried out the others yet but i will, haha.

But here's my old one.

I have noticed a distinct increase of simian fellows on ATS of late, ahh fellowship, its a beautiful thing.

Long live my primate simian siblings.


posted on Jun, 29 2007 @ 06:14 AM
Damn Dirty Apes........

Don't let them take over the boards people.
Before you know it they'll be our simian overlords.

Someone throw the damn thing a banana before the man is caned to death.

posted on Jun, 29 2007 @ 06:39 AM
No monkey here unless you count me as in a cage and use the whole DNA arguement. Really wanted to use this pic somewhere though.
Good thread idea!

posted on Jun, 29 2007 @ 07:12 AM

Originally posted by anxietydisorder
Someone throw the damn thing a banana before the man is caned to death.

mmmm banana's.
in pajama's.
some phallic symbolism there.
wearing protection.
damn dirty nursery ryhmes.

posted on Jun, 29 2007 @ 08:53 AM
Ok I don't have a MonKey avatar, yet!! But here's a few monkey pics for ya!

The reason I'm called ChiKeyMonKey. This is my Monkey, born in 04 the year of the Monkey!

And this guy just rocks, this one is for the Ape people. If you like ice cream, you're alright by me!

Gotta love those MonKeys

posted on Jul, 5 2007 @ 12:16 AM
Having killed this thread!

I shall now give it life.

"And monkeys might fly outta my butt!"

posted on Sep, 7 2007 @ 01:09 AM
Just dusted off this thread...

In case there's any new simians lurking about.

posted on Sep, 7 2007 @ 03:25 PM

Australopithecus Boisei

This was supposedly a biped....

[edit on 7-9-2007 by Excitable_Boy]

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[edit on 7/9/2007 by Mirthful Me]

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