Hey, those women don't look to good, but 3 more beers, I guess I would, it's either them or my right hand.(version of a Bob and Tom song, been
awhile since I heard it so don't think I got it right)
Actually, either them or my left hand, I am right handed with everything, but batting and masturbating I am a switch hitter. Also, what I found
strange is what the jocks do around here. They all before a game get in a steam room and jerk each other off to help "relax" muscles but rev them
up for the game. Thankfully I joined the band, where the percussion warm up was passing the herb around to anyone who wanted a puff. Never did, but
damn was fun to get a contact buzz.
Also, anyone, and I do mean anyone, male or female, tell you masterbating is wrong/they don't do it is a lying sack of well, liars. ALso, women like
porn just as much as men do, well, from what I've found out. Also, women lucky, a vib, dildo, cucumber, anything can help them, but men have hands,
and if desperate a watermelon with a hole cut in it.(Dennis Leary joke, about how if he was president he didn't care what you were as long as you
wanted to kill the enemy, "You like men? Here's a man and a gun. You like watermelons? Here's a watermelon and a gun, go go go!"
Also, whats strange is men uh, erogenous(sp?) zone is well, everything, but women only have the clitoris and the G-Spot, and most women can't even
get to that cause they lay on their backs, which pulls it away. You see, the G-Spot isn't on the wall, it is behind the wall and requires a bit of
pressure to hit, and when you do your first feeling is to pee, so do so before you try to find it. Do it in a sitting position or squatting, for as
said laying on your back pulls it away from the wall. Why women love me, when they give me a chance.....