Masturbation = Hairy Palms ??!!

Is this true? I mean, I've been at it for a while now and **looks at palms**

Nope, nothing.

I heard there were other masturbation urban legends... ANYONE KNOW ANY???

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-prophetmike

[edit on 1-12-2005 by John bull 1]

The only other masturbation myth I know of is, that it's supposed to make you go blind.

no hair
and i am not blind

The only one I know is that you suposed to become a deaf person...



[Edited on 28-12-2003 by Salem]

Blind, huh?

Well, I'm wearing glasses, but I'm not blind...

I'm just gonna keep at it...

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-prophetmike

AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

THAT IS JUST WAAAAAAY TO MUCH INFO ON FELLOW ATS MEMBERS...EH...USERS!

:bnghd:

*must get mental image out of head*

[Edited on 28-12-2003 by Gryffen]

Originally posted by Gryffen
AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

THAT IS JUST WAAAAAAY TO MUCH INFO ON FELLOW ATS MEMBERS...EH...USERS!

:bnghd:

*must get mental image out of head*

[Edited on 28-12-2003 by Gryffen]

Hey, marturbation is a beautiful thing. Don't tell me that you don't do it.

I came home in the middle of the day one time during the summer break and noticed the sounds of a porno coming from my son's room. I burst through the door and yelled "son! don't do that, you'll go blind!!!"
My son says, "dad, I'm over here".

No, the myths are bunk, but Docs say you can do it wrong. Sounds impossible, but you can break blood vessels, etc.

I recommend you stop now, pray for forgiveness, and hope no ghosts were watching while you did it, since John Edwards says they like watching sex and masterbation. That's right, watching you makes your dead grandma feel like a kid again.

Ew. Just kidding.

dude, i'm a girl, but don't diss masterbation, it's having sex with someone u love! hehe go figure wheee!

^
werd.

don't lie about it, because then you're just a masterbating liar.

So you meet a new guy/girl and things go well.
You wind up gettin' freaky in the bedroom/dining room/backyard/middle of the highway...
only to realize, once again, that "new" usually means "doesn't have a damned clue what I like,"
and you've gotta put 'em through a month or two of training to get things on the right track.

Sometimes...sometimes that's just too much trouble when it's 2am and Cinemax is on your TV.

Viva la M-word.

-B.

Originally posted by RANT
No, the myths are bunk, but Docs say you can do it wrong. Sounds impossible, but you can break blood vessels, etc.

I recommend you stop now, pray for forgiveness, and hope no ghosts were watching while you did it, since John Edwards says they like watching sex and masterbation. That's right, watching you makes your dead grandma feel like a kid again.

Ew. Just kidding.

HAHAHAHA My dead relatives are PERVS!

Originally posted by Banshee

Sometimes...sometimes that's just too much trouble when it's 2am and Cinemax is on your TV.

But I thought 2am was your thing? lmfao! j/k

Here's a great story for you all. And this is true! When I was in the 7th grade, I attended X-tian school. Well, in brainwashing (bible) class, we were talking about the evils of sex, and my one classmate Eddie raised his hand and asks is masturbation is wrong. The teacher says yes. I just sat there and loud as hell I said "Sh*t, what am I gonna do after school now??"

lol...even then, I loved to torture the idiotic sheeple masses...

BTW, I got expelled for that, thank god (pun intended, lol)

Haha, i never thought of doing something like that! if i ever did that during the church i use to go to they'd think i was possessed and probably kick me out of the church, and if i'm lucky the pastor won't try to hit me in the face... lol i'm kidding, he almost got into a fight ONCE and he was just defending himself, i can't believe someone would be so stupid as to try to hit a pastor of a church, but i just think he was a bit nuts. (i think he was at the church that day to ask for money because he had ran out of the money he had won for having a record some where for being the fattest person)

Point is, my church is a brainwashing facillity too... we should get together sometime and compare the unlikely stories they told us! lol, have fun people!!!!!!!!!!!

Safe sex is in the palm of your hand!

OH YEAH!!!! YOU KNOW IT!!!!

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-prophetmike

Actually masturbation can make you go blind, just cruise google or another search engine for the topic, you'll see.

[Edited on 2-22-2004 by Cearbhall]

masturbation CANNOT make u go blind.

Originally posted by Cearbhall
Actually masturbation can make you go blind, just cruise google or another search engine for the topic, you'll see.

[Edited on 2-22-2004 by Cearbhall]

If and only if you actually crack one off in your eye...and that's a maybe.