Masturbation = Hairy Palms ??!!

Fishing supply store in Beaver Creek Colorado, Master Bait and Tackle, right down the road from the liquor store; Beaver Liquors. Motto outside butcher shop; "You Can't Beat Our Meat"!!!

I've always wondered about the flexible male who can give his own self... head.

[Edited on 6-13-2004 by EmbryonicEssence]

I heard thats impossible, and would you really want to do it if you could?

I mean I would feel dirty and I would feel kinda gay.

Not saying that there is anything wrong with being gay, but it isnt my cup of tea.

I mean say if you were stranded on a dirty island and had some spare time I could understand you learning to do that.

[Edited on 13-6-2004 by Agent47]

Originally posted by EmbryonicEssence
I've always wondered about the flexible male who can give his own self... head.

[Edited on 6-13-2004 by EmbryonicEssence]

Great scene in "Saving Silverman" where Steve Zahn tries!

Hell, if I could reach, I'ld never leave the house!

Someone showed me a video of a male actually doing it to themselves, so it is possible, lol. And every guy I know tells me if they could do it, they'd never leave the house, lol.

I'm not one of those guys though. My magic hands are enough for me. :-D


[Edited on 6-13-2004 by EmbryonicEssence]

I at one point in my life could actually do that. So yes it is possible. I've also seen videos and pictures. Too bad I lost my flexiblity but Hopeflly I'll get back to that stage soon.

it was fun too. But I left the house.

[Edited on 13-6-2004 by HombreConUnPollo]

I got told masturbation gets rid of any hair on your hands rather than engourgaring more lol

Rynaldo

Originally posted by rynaldo82
I got told masturbation gets rid of any hair on your hands rather than engourgaring more lol

Rynaldo

This is true. Especially since your palms don't grow hair in the first place. I think it's physically impossible. I dont think there are any hair folicles on the palm or the sole of the foot. Not certain though. But it does make sense that hair would go away since ur rubbing it.

Originally posted by HombreConUnPollo

Originally posted by rynaldo82
I got told masturbation gets rid of any hair on your hands rather than engourgaring more lol

Rynaldo

This is true. Especially since your palms don't grow hair in the first place. I think it's physically impossible. I dont think there are any hair folicles on the palm or the sole of the foot. Not certain though. But it does make sense that hair would go away since ur rubbing it.

Thanks for confirming it for me

Always glad to help a fellow Masturbater!

Just think if no one else will do anything for you, you can always take matters into your own hands.

Hey! Why is the floor sticky in here?

Originally posted by Jonna
Hey! Why is the floor sticky in here?

I think we know who the guilty party is Jonna lol

'Always glad to help a fellow Masturbater!' hint hint lol

Rynaldo

[Edited on 15-6-2004 by rynaldo82]

Originally posted by rynaldo82

Originally posted by Jonna
Hey! Why is the floor sticky in here?

I think we know who the guilty party is Jonna lol

'Always glad to help a fellow Masturbater!' hint hint lol

Rynaldo

[Edited on 15-6-2004 by rynaldo82]

Nothing wrong with a couple buddies bashing the candle together. or even some mutal masturbation. Nothing wrong with that at all.



[Edited on 15-6-2004 by HombreConUnPollo]

Originally posted by HombreConUnPollo

Originally posted by rynaldo82

Originally posted by Jonna
Hey! Why is the floor sticky in here?

I think we know who the guilty party is Jonna lol
'Always glad to help a fellow Masturbater!' hint hint lol
Rynaldo
[Edited on 15-6-2004 by rynaldo82]

Nothing wrong with a couple buddies bashing the candle together. or even some mutal masturbation. Nothing wrong with that at all.
[Edited on 15-6-2004 by HombreConUnPollo]

I think this topic is getting out of hand.... I'll pretend I didn't read the thing about the buddies bashing the candle together....
:bnghd: bangs head against the keyboard to get the image out of head
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Mutual Masturbation + Agent =

I'll stick with my ladies:

To Each His Own!

Originally posted by StationsCreation
It's funny when you can get a child to ask his parents if he's aloud to get into Math's Debating.
The kid has no idea what he's saying, and the look on the parents face, priceless.

HOLY CRAP IVE GOTTA TRY THAT!!!

Just out of high school back in 84' , my buddies and I started a new mens league softball team and named ourselves The Master BATTERS .. Daily scores were read on the radio every morning by the league president and one day he slipped.....just as we had hoped .

They made us change the name the same day .... we renamed ourselves The Contras , and showed up somewhat limber and smelling of keg beer in camo sweats and t-shirts for the next game .

Our teams charter was not renewed the following season .....

Joke em' if they can't take a.....

lets all think what wuld the world be like without masturbation hmmmmmm i wuld go crazy :bnghd:

Originally posted by bloodlust11009
lets all think what wuld the world be like without masturbation hmmmmmm

i wuld go crazy :bnghd:

Amen to that, brother... amen to that.

People (guys) would go nuts... especially my friends... as if we weren't crazy already... (we're like the guys on Jackass... Johnny Knoxville, Bam Margera and crew)... imagine us then... HOLY FSCK!

This world would be MESSED UP!

[STAY COOL)
-prophetmike