Masturbation = Hairy Palms ??!!

OK - Now, masturbation will not make you go blind and you will not get hairy palms.

However, recent research suggests that you have only so much seman that you produce during your lifetime. If you masturbate in you teen years, you will no longer be able to "perform" when you get older (like in your early to mid 20's). So basically, you are all doomed.

Originally posted by JamesLimelight


But I thought 2am was your thing? lmfao! j/k

Here's a great story for you all. And this is true! When I was in the 7th grade, I attended X-tian school. Well, in brainwashing (bible) class, we were talking about the evils of sex, and my one classmate Eddie raised his hand and asks is masturbation is wrong. The teacher says yes. I just sat there and loud as hell I said "Sh*t, what am I gonna do after school now??"

lol...even then, I loved to torture the idiotic sheeple masses...

BTW, I got expelled for that, thank god (pun intended, lol)

Wait they say masturbation is wrong, so what are you supposed to do? Have sex with a young girl and get her pregnant? What are they teaching kids these days? I don't really understand how its wrong I mean really. Which is better, saving a girls life and masturbating, or not masturbating and having to tell your parents that you just got your girlfriend pregnant?


[edit on 12/1/2005 by Conspiracy Theorist06]

I am having trouble believing that but I'ma female anyway

Masturbating is the only safe sex to have and it is very healthy, hell it got me through many years of singledom and I am a better woman for it

Nobody has ever died from it, it is not bad

wow, I never knew there was so much people who did this
(no offence intended)

, recent research suggests that you have only so much seman that you produce during your lifetime

I personally don't beleive that, I have been told it is produced throught a mans life after like 'puberty'. I mean, we don't run out of ear wax, saliva or snot

cya people

Originally posted by JimmyCarterIsSmarter

recent research suggests that you have only so much seman that you produce during your lifetime

I personally don't beleive that, I have been told it is produced throught a mans life after like 'puberty'. I mean, we don't run out of ear wax, saliva or snot

That is the nature of aging- the good things like hair (at least on your head), wits, muscles, and even height eventually begin to diminish, while the bad things, like earwax, saliva, flatulence, etc seem to go on forever.

Look as you age your sperm count goes down. It does NOT diminish. It never will in your lifetime. Masturbation does not make you lose sperm because you produce some every fifteen mintutes! Actually right now your are making some! God dang it.

I'm blind! Ahhhhhhhhhhh!

I seriously doubt that happens! But if it does...


And no, you keep making sperm, it doesnt go away :shk:

Okay, I have heard the hairy palms yhing, the going blind thing and that it causes acne. I really can't recall anything else. I am a firm believer in "if it feels good do it". Also if you are right handed you can switch to your left and get "some strange" or you can use both hands and have a "threesome" . I can't masterbate with my feet maybe because I am a girl but if you can do it more power to you.

Originally posted by JimmyCarterIsSmarter
wow, I never knew there was so much people who did this

(no offence intended)

none taken, I think us females especially need to stop thinking it so taboo to do. I was mad as hell I didn't know how much fun it was until I was 21 lol

I am making up for lost time now tho



[edit on 13-12-2005 by ImJaded]

I wack it quite a bit and my palms aren't hairy, but my eyesite isn't the greatest. So u do the math.


P.S. I LOVE

From what I have read on this subject, it would make you mad and not blind. People probably came to this conclusion after noticing a large majority of inmates in mental asylums engaged in this activity. In the East there is a saying that an excess of sex or any related activity burns the optic nerves first and then causes heart problems, since the heart is sustained in high gear for a long time. There was a recent case in Singapore where a student was watching porn on the net for five or six hours straight, and mastrubating all the time. He dropped dead in front of the computer monitor. Exiting in ecstasy I would say

This has to be one of the funniest threads i have ever seen, just dont touch nothing in here.

I myself do partake in the ol' five knuckle shuffle and have never go hary palms ( although i have got hairy toes, lol, but that is another story joke)

And ImJaded it is refreshing to see a woman who actively partakes in this ritual that we all love lol.

Seems like the partial, temporary "relief" provided would be good for your mind and body! life is difficult enough as it is to deny yourself the easy fun stuff. i think i would be turned off by a guy who didnt do it, where's the human?

I was always told that one would get hair palms if one didn't masturbate!

"The friction between hand and genitalia would cause the hair cells to die.

...or something like that.

Glad to know it won't make my palms hairy if I do and if I don't it will! *Whew*

If it did make your palms hairy, I'm pretty sure every man on Earth would have very hairy palms.

I cant believe it, I got a warning, then a temporary ban with my like 2nd ever post yesterday with another user, ssssshhhhh! just for introing myself as a horny pimp & they're lettin u guys talk about this. That sucks, nyway ny of u guys ever been caught doin it by family or friends or worse seeing your best friends mum doin it. I've experienced both, both were embarrasing for all involved but my god my mates mums fit & wait for it. [EDIT]

[edit on 5-2-2006 by firmbeliever]


Mod Edit: offensive inappropriate comment.

[edit on 5-2-2006 by kinglizard]

Maybe you got a warning because labelling yourself a pimp isn't exactly the most sensible of things to do. "Selling" prostitutes is quite illegal. They let us talk about this (masturbation) because it's perfectly normal and perfectly legal. It's not as if we're talking about slitting a pig's neck and having intercourse with the wound or something.

That sucks, nyway ny of u guys ever been caught doin it by family or friends or worse seeing your best friends mum doin it. I've experienced both, both were embarrasing for all involved but my god my mates mums fit & wait for it...

With comments like that, I'm sure you'll have a very short stay here at ATS. Don't turn our forum into filth. Please mature abit, yeah?

EDIT: Typo.



[edit on 5-2-2006 by xeroxed88]

Stupid Question, but is masturbation a sin in mormonism? I think it is....




[edit on 5-2-2006 by Poison]

Just what the hell is going on in this thread?????