Millions of alien women are waiting to make love with earthlings

Originally posted by parrhesia
MALIENS

MALIEN! A new word!!!

L'mayo.

Yooz got the Netspeak.

HOLY CRAP HES RIGHT!!!!




hahahahahhahaha

so uhh like after we do it and stuff, she's not like uhh going to uhh like lay her eggs inside my skull or anything right? ? ?


right?

Oh, NO!

As if we earth women need more competitions. There are already the 70 virgins waiting for the suicide bombers and now we have to hold our own with Alien women, too.

I saw the movie Barbraella and I just don't know if I want to deal with an influx of the extraterestrial women.

[edit on 28-11-2006 by interestedalways]

Originally posted by Lysergic
so uhh like after we do it and stuff, she's not like uhh going to uhh like lay her eggs inside my skull or anything right? ? ?

Have no fear Lys... Reproduction typically requires fertile ground to occur... Your skull is safe.

Jiggy Monkeys, not just for gettin wit it anymore...

To answer thesaint...STD's will now be known as Spacefarer Transmitted Diseases.


Lex

whew!


Bring on the space babes!



I guess pbg is busy with his alien bride?

Probedbygrays

If you wife has a friend who would build flat pack wardrobes, Mow the lawn once a week, Clean my car, pour beer for me and my friends and go in the kitchen and make bacon sandwiches whilst the football is on tv then please put me in touch

Originally posted by Lysergic
whew!


Bring on the space babes!



I guess pbg is busy with his alien bride?

This is what your space baby will look like!!




Its worse than boo radley!! lol

[edit on 28-11-2006 by Russian soldier]

Now that is scary, Russian Soldier

Imagine your surprise when that hot grey babe gets down on you and shoves a probe up your ass?

No thanks. I'll stick with human women for now.

OK - so, where's the conspiracy? I don't see anything like even ONE, much less millions, so if you've got a bead on where we can hook up -then OUT WITH IT, MAN!

If just a joke to gain a few more points (typical probed M.O.), then please put me down for a couple of voluptous ones for the ephemeral menage et tois!

And step on it!

What proof/evidence of this do you have that you can show us?

Are u kidding me????

Isn't posting stuff on ATS that you know is false/lie/pure BS against T&C???

What drug's are you taking......seriously???

Will you share them, they must be really, really good!! (J/K)

When was the last time you visited your doctor...REALLY!!!!

[edit on 11/28/2006 by mrmonsoon]

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This is the Alien & UFO forum on ATS, does this site deserve to be so popular given this level of discussion? :shk:

I, being of unsound mind and body, want to put in an order for two space babes. One should be a double for Sandra Bullock, including that cute little snorty laugh, and the other should be an exact double of Mariska Hargitay. Oh... And they have to like long walks on the beach, cuddling by the fireplace, long cerebral discussions, Corvettes of all ages, Steve Tyrell, Frank Sinatra, and the rest of the rat pack, Diana Krall, Joe Pass, Mozart, PDQ Bach, Soduko puzzles, Cheeseburgers, happy cow cheese from California, Jack Daniels, Cranberry soufflé, weekly tours of Wal-Mart, Chinese Cuisine, buttermilk and biscuits, tight jeans and low cut blouses, frilly nighties, naughty movies, and doing the wild thing in all it's various possible permutations within the given paradigm.

I'm 100% behind masqua on this. We have enough to contend with in trying to sift through borderline discussion topics to glean some worthwhile material for contemplation. I like a good chuckle now and then as much as the next guy, but ATS is probedly NOT the place to hide your insecurity behind starting threads of raunchy humor.

Aren't there plenty of other places on the 'net for this kind of thing?

Originally posted by probedbygrays
It's a fact. When humans finally do what The Christ taught and learn to love all people equally, even their seeming enemies such as the aliens, then they will be welcomed with open arms into the larger galactic community where there are millions of alien women waiting to join with them in heavenly unity.

Based on ... what? Personal experience?

The alien men tested me ...

How and with What?

... When I passed every test

Re: The above, to include What tests?

... I seriously didn't know what true love was until I met the alien women.

Where and when was that? Also, what is "true love" and how is it different with alien women?

Aliens are billions of years ahead of us.

And you came to this conclusion .. How?

Their minds and consciousness are thousands of times greater than ours,
One of the main reasons the aliens remain hidden is because they are an extremely loving race and the savage humans would just exploit them if they were given a chance.

Can't argue with the Us -vs- Them reaction/aspect, but How are you knowledgeable of the prior assertions [i.e. minds, consciousness, and/or main reasons]?

Alien men are wild about earth women, but that's another story ...

Whether it is or not, please Do tell ... here or elsewhere.

There are literally millions and millions of aliens waiting patiently for humans to wake up to the greater reality so they can join them in marriage.

In all honesty, you know this ... How?
Personally, I'm an open book with regards to body, mind and spirit, yet all the while find myself waiting at the alter of life with ring in hand. Odd that? No [Alien] bride to be?

I respect most any theory and/or speculation, but this thread/post seems void of Any reasonable consideration of either. IMO


$.02

Originally posted by probedbygrays
It's a fact. When humans finally do what The Christ taught and learn to love all people equally

I bolded the key word here.

Originally posted by probedbygrays
where there are millions of alien women waiting to join with them in heavenly unity.

Even if there were such a thing as an extra terrestrial being copulation between humanity and them would be FAR from heavenly ordained. God created men and women to be with each other, human beings, who are made in his divine image.

Genesis 1:27

So God created man in his own image,
in the image of God he created him;
male and female he created them.

No helper, companion and wife could be found so God took a rib from Adam and created him one. It’s clear that the ONLY companion ordained by God is a human woman or for a woman a man. He says they will be one flesh as they were created for one another.

Genesis 2:20-23

But for Adam no suitable helper was found. So the LORD God caused the man to fall into a deep sleep; and while he was sleeping, he took one of the man's ribs [h] and closed up the place with flesh. Then the LORD God made a woman from the rib he had taken out of the man, and he brought her to the man.
The man said,
"This is now bone of my bones
and flesh of my flesh;
she shall be called 'woman, [j] '
for she was taken out of man."
For this reason a man will leave his father and mother and be united to his wife, and they will become one flesh.

Originally posted by probedbygrays
The alien men tested me with every type of test to see if I would remain a Christian and continue loving my enemy even when they were obviously a great threat to my life. When I passed every test they let me into their world where there were alien women waiting to marry me. I seriously didn't know what true love was until I met the alien women. And I could never love a human woman again, even though I like them as friends.

Not like a believe even one word of your story as I believe I know your true intentions but if this was true you are quite possibly being...........never mind I can’t even entertain such a ridiculous claim.

Originally posted by probedbygrays
Alien men are wild about earth women, but that's another story......

So if you need a wife then just learn to be loving and the aliens will give you a wife.

I don’t know if I should laugh or yawn.....

*Yawn*

Best of luck with your book.....

Originally posted by Russian soldier

Iam thinking bout this Hawt

But then again i mouths a mouth and a hole is a hole hehe

Wow I almost peed my pants I was laughing so hard when I saw this. I don't know if what probed is saying is true. But yet again, at this point i'm open to anything. Think about it this way, if we're just one colony of many, then there have to be alien races that look like us if not better. I don't see this as that far off.


Doesn't John Lear also mention girls are hot on some planet... I forgot which lol. I think it's funny as to why this thread got so big... and it's safe to say (no sarcasm) that it's not because this idea is wacky. Lol ATSers...

Also before you laugh at probed, he is coming from the viewpoint that there are tons of different races, many resembling- if not being- homo sapien. Remember, we're just a shake and bake race.

[edit on 28-11-2006 by jaguarmike]