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Originally posted by probedbygrays
I seriously didn't know what true love was until I met the alien women.
And I could never love a human woman again, even though I like them as friends.
Originally posted by Kruel
Imagine your surprise when that hot grey babe gets down on you and shoves a probe up your ass?
In the Torah and several non-canonical Jewish and early Christian writings, nephilim (Hebrew, הנּפלים, those causing others to fall) are a people created by the crossbreeding of the sons of God (b'nei elohim, בני האלהים) and the "daughters of men". The word nephilim is loosely translated as giants or titans in some translations of the Bible, and is left as nephilim in others:
When man began to multiply on the face of the land and daughters were born to them, the sons of God saw that the daughters of man were attractive. And they took as their wives any they chose. Then the LORD said, "My Spirit shall not abide in man forever, for he is flesh: his days shall be 120 years." The Nephilim were on the earth in those days, and also afterward, when the sons of God came in to the daughters of man and they bore children to them. These were the mighty men who were of old, the men of renown.
Originally posted by probedbygrays
It's a fact. When humans finally do what The Christ taught and learn to love all people equally, even their seeming enemies such as the aliens, then they will be welcomed with open arms into the larger galactic community where there are millions of alien women waiting to join with them in heavenly unity.
The alien men tested me with every type of test to see if I would remain a Christian and continue loving my enemy even when they were obviously a great threat to my life. When I passed every test they let me into their world where there were alien women waiting to marry me. I seriously didn't know what true love was until I met the alien women. And I could never love a human woman again, even though I like them as friends.
Aliens are billions of years ahead of us. Their minds and consciousness are thousands of times greater than ours, and their love making is superior in every respect.
One of the main reasons the aliens remain hidden is because they are an extremely loving race and the savage humans would just exploit them if they were given a chance. So until we learn unconditional love as Christ taught we won't be getting any love from the superior worlds.
Alien men are wild about earth women, but that's another story......
So if you need a wife then just learn to be loving and the aliens will give you a wife.
I've read countless experiences that people had wherein the aliens tried to explain that there is a lover waiting for the human to awaken to the greater reality so loving unity can take place. There are literally millions and millions of aliens waiting patiently for humans to wake up to the greater reality so they can join them in marriage.
And until we learn unconditional love we are not allowed to wake up because we are still dangerous.
Originally posted by jaguarmike
Abovetopsecret award needs to go to Russian Soldier. That was literally the funniest quick joke i've ever seen.
All I have to say now after reading this thread over again, is the proof is in the pudding. Now where the heck is the pudding...
P.S. If you thought Russian Soldiers joke was funny, check this link out:
and you thought human PMS was bad!!
[edit on 28-11-2006 by jaguarmike]