Israel says no occupation - calls up 30k troops to invade Lebanon, page 1
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Topic started on 27-7-2006 @ 09:13 PM by Rockpuck
According to Fox News 30,000 more troops have been called up for training to enter the Israeli Lebanese war. Fox News The war only seems to be picking up speed every day, no sign of it winding down.

We know that Syria has said it will attack if Israel invades Lebanon, as of now Israel has only occupied small towns on the border.

We know that Iran has allowed volunteer troops to attempt to cross Turkey into Syria to join this war as well, also that the Iranian president will back any attack on Syria.

We know, as of today that Al Quida has called for a global jihad against Israel and is now encouraging Muslims from all over the Middle East to go and fight Israel.

Israel seems to have gotten into a mess, not only has the fighting been extreem for both sides, but the bombing reduced Lebanon to dust. It is only a matter of time until eventually Syria and Iran threaten more or even attack Israel, which would inflame the region. Is it inevitable that America may have to assisst Israel? Is it impossible to come to a sensible agreement now? Have we officially crossed that thin line of sanity and sparked a massive regional war that lies dormant until one event wakes the beast?


reply posted on 28-7-2006 @ 01:46 AM by spearhead
Isreal is strutting its stuff. you know showing what its got. when 30k people step up to the plate it looks daunting no?

The enemy thinks Isreal could be stupid enough to move on Lebanon, America could be stupid enogh to let it. Or its just what it needs to have an excuse to open up a can of woop arse.

So here it is. Enemy terrorizes, Isreal retaliates with a bag full of gusto. enemy threatens so does his friends. isreal puts up his dukes and says "bring it". (he's already called his 30,000 cousins who are hiding out back). Enemy and friends says "you ain't got the balls to do it."
Isreal says "your right but i'm an idiot who has a big friend with real big balls" (america and others who are to sheepish to make up thier own mind on the conflict).
enemy pokes with a long stick to see if he's real pissed off. Isreal wastes 400 civilians.
enemy says "ouch! you animals now we fatwah your jesus stick"
Isreal invades and occupies Lebanon and three wise men come bearing gifts.
Syria shoots wise men saying "jihad deki deki"
Iran prances across Turkey joins Syria to meet up with Hezbollagnese and they get wasted by americans taking pot shots from guard towers in bagdag.
Big star appears and the little drummer boy leads everyone back to Isreal.
Jesus appears floats down from the star. Smites everyone with his big Jesus stick and say "you idiots. look how many you killed blah blah blah satan satan hell hell you go there"
followed by death and destruction.
the end.
and Australia lives happily every after -1


reply posted on 28-7-2006 @ 10:36 PM by Rockpuck
Originally posted by spearhead
Isreal is strutting its stuff. you know showing what its got. when 30k people step up to the plate it looks daunting no?

The enemy thinks Isreal could be stupid enough to move on Lebanon, America could be stupid enogh to let it. Or its just what it needs to have an excuse to open up a can of woop arse.

So here it is. Enemy terrorizes, Isreal retaliates with a bag full of gusto. enemy threatens so does his friends. isreal puts up his dukes and says "bring it". (he's already called his 30,000 cousins who are hiding out back). Enemy and friends says "you ain't got the balls to do it."
Isreal says "your right but i'm an idiot who has a big friend with real big balls" (america and others who are to sheepish to make up thier own mind on the conflict).
enemy pokes with a long stick to see if he's real pissed off. Isreal wastes 400 civilians.
enemy says "ouch! you animals now we fatwah your jesus stick"
Isreal invades and occupies Lebanon and three wise men come bearing gifts.
Syria shoots wise men saying "jihad deki deki"
Iran prances across Turkey joins Syria to meet up with Hezbollagnese and they get wasted by americans taking pot shots from guard towers in bagdag.
Big star appears and the little drummer boy leads everyone back to Isreal.
Jesus appears floats down from the star. Smites everyone with his big Jesus stick and say "you idiots. look how many you killed blah blah blah satan satan hell hell you go there"
followed by death and destruction.
the end.
and Australia lives happily every after -1


What the bloody hell are you going on about man?? Bit to many "refreshments" tonight?
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