It's the "Who would win in a fight?" thread!

Okay, rules are simple (and boy, I hope this catches on).
I start by asking a "who would win in a fight?" question.
The nex poster answers with a quick reason why.
Then they ask their own "who would win in a fight?" question.
The next poster answers, then asks their own question and so on and so on.
(you can use anyone or anything living or dead [or undead])

Okay so..

Who would win in a fight,
a cowboy or a ninja?



ps: just try not to answer your own post, let someone else have a crack at it.

[edit on 7/21/2006 by wu kung]

A ninja would win. Because It would hide inside a cow. Than at the right time, jump out and kill the cowboy with a nunchaku.

Who would win a fight between
A Ninja and Donald Trump

Even though Donald's Miss Universes can seduce, I think the ninja is trained well enough to resist. The ninja would win.




Who would win, me or George Bush?

That is very complex.
But, without going into excessive detail,
I would say you.
And this is why:
I have no idea who you are, and, in my view, that gives you the element of suprise.
(is that a good enough answer?)

So, who would win,
George H. W. Bush or George W. Bush?

Hmm, thats a toughie, on one hand W served as president longer, but H served in war, but W made more war, But H jumped outta the plane.

Im gonna say they fight to their deaths each one dying from their numerous scratch wounds.

But who would win a fight between Godzilla and Jesus? dont hesitate on the details

That's an easy one,
Jesus and Godzilla would sit down together to break bread.
While Jesus was giving a sermon on enlightenment through peace and love, Godzilla would just stomp on him.
However, Jesus would survive and lift up Godzillas foot and fling him into the closest mountain.
Jesus would then grow to the approximate size of Godzilla and they would then grapple.
Jesus would then poke Godzilla in the eyes and put him in a choke hold.
Godzilla would judo-flip Jesus onto the ground and drop an elbow on him.
Eventually, they would fight until both sides were exhausted.
While resting, Jesus would hit Godzilla with a chair and that would seal the deal.

So, I guess Jesus would win.
(but eventually, Minya would challenge Jesus but that's a whole other story...)

So, who would win:
A lawyer, or 10 roosters?

The roosters, they can trust each other in a fight and that way put up a united front.

Who would win in a fight between Madeline Albright and Mike Tyson?

Mike Tyson cause he throws a hefty left jab.

Hand to hand fight- a Human or an enraged Pit Bull?

[edit on 25-7-2006 by OLDMAN_O]

the human is stronger, but also more flinching and concious of pain. I say the pitbull goes for the jugular.

Klingon Warrior Warf, son of Mogue

Or

Jason Voorhees, son of Amanda voorhees

This one has actually been done before.

www.belowtopsecret.com...

yes but the limiting factor is that you have to continue with the previous person last time. This one you can start completely random and unrelated violence. tommy lee jones vs chuck norris.

Originally posted by wu kung
That is very complex.
But, without going into excessive detail,
I would say you.
And this is why:
I have no idea who you are, and, in my view, that gives you the element of suprise.
(is that a good enough answer?)

So, who would win,
George H. W. Bush or George W. Bush?

Nah, you are incorrect. I'm as tough as they come. George Bush WOULD NOT STAND A CHANCE! It would be a knockout the second the fight starts! I wouldn't be surprised if my punch would kill Bush accidentaly (yeah, I punch that hard)

Id pick Tommy lee, money sais Chuck trys to make peace and tommy stabs him with a heroin filled needle and ODs em

ok so who would win
a Navy SEAL unarmed vs a crocadile out of water

I'd say the navy seal;
he would punch the croc in the mouth and knock out a tooth;
then he would kill the croc with that very same tooth.

So who would win;
David Caradine or Al Sharpton?

No idea who they are so i'll guess at sharpton

George dubya bush and a 4 year old?

George would win because 4 year olds arent renound for their fighting skills and also there small?

who would win nicholas cage or john travolta?

Well, that depends, Is it Nick Cage with John Travolta's face? Or really Nick Cage? I'd Go with Nick Cage though. Travoltas a fat slob now, and Cage is a svelt, angry drunk. Back in the 70's? Still Cage.

Jason Voorhees or Michael Myers?

Without a doubt Jason.
Michael Myers is a stupid idea for a movie monster and a poor rip-off of a cross between Jason and Damian.
So who would win;
King Kong or Don King?

Point of fact, Michael Myers was around for years before Jason. If anything Jason is a rip of Myers. I still like Jason better though.

King Kong would win. He's a 50 ft tall gorilla. Don King oly looks 50 ft tall because of his hair.

Peanut Butter on my Chocolate
or
Chocolate in my peanut butter?

Id say peanut butter on my chocolate. If we look at the fluid aspects the peanutbutter wouldnt let the chocolate get in, plus chocolate is easier to devour.

SkepticOverlord or SimonGray?