posted on Jul, 25 2006 @ 03:56 PM
That's an easy one,
Jesus and Godzilla would sit down together to break bread.
While Jesus was giving a sermon on enlightenment through peace and love, Godzilla would just stomp on him.
However, Jesus would survive and lift up Godzillas foot and fling him into the closest mountain.
Jesus would then grow to the approximate size of Godzilla and they would then grapple.
Jesus would then poke Godzilla in the eyes and put him in a choke hold.
Godzilla would judo-flip Jesus onto the ground and drop an elbow on him.
Eventually, they would fight until both sides were exhausted.
While resting, Jesus would hit Godzilla with a chair and that would seal the deal.
So, I guess Jesus would win.
(but eventually, Minya would challenge Jesus but that's a whole other story...)
So, who would win:
A lawyer, or 10 roosters?