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Originally posted by surrender_dorothy
I am "declaring" to be the reincarnated form of Jesus Christ.
The 'second coming' if you will?
Originally posted by surrender_dorothy
Can't we just agree to disagree?
Please cut down the blasphemy.
Originally posted by surrender_dorothy
No I am not lying. But let us not allow this to descend into childish name calling. Can't we just agree to disagree?
I don't think you'd fit into my army anyway. Too stubborn.
Please cut down the blasphemy.
[edit on 30-6-2006 by surrender_dorothy]
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Originally posted by surrender_dorothy
I just hear stuff. Angels screaming, demons being scurrilous and sometimes I hear direct info(probably from one of the top angels) on how the war is going and what lucifer plans.
Originally posted by Prove_it
Originally posted by surrender_dorothy
I just hear stuff. Angels screaming, demons being scurrilous and sometimes I hear direct info(probably from one of the top angels) on how the war is going and what lucifer plans.
Probably one of the top angels??? yet you know not there name?:shk:
Sounds a bit more like a game the "Devil" would like to play.
Originally posted by surrender_dorothy
eheheheheh
only joking...i'm not really the devil.
as for the stuff I hear. It's never very clear...kind of like a bad radio transmission.
e.g. "...shhkkk...aaaarrrggghhh.....shhhhkkk.....arrrrgghh...taken the first outer wall...ssshhhkkk...aaarrrrgghh...get everyone back onto the second wall...ssshhkkkk..." That sort of stuff.
Originally posted by surrender_dorothy
I just hear stuff. Angels screaming, demons being scurrilous and sometimes I hear direct info(probably from one of the top angels) on how the war is going and what lucifer plans.
Originally posted by JackofBlades
Until you give evidence (and you have had several pages to do this) you are going to be ridiculed.
Originally posted by pstiffy
Originally posted by surrender_dorothy
eheheheheh
only joking...i'm not really the devil.
as for the stuff I hear. It's never very clear...kind of like a bad radio transmission.
e.g. "...shhkkk...aaaarrrggghhh.....shhhhkkk.....arrrrgghh...taken the first outer wall...ssshhhkkk...aaarrrrgghh...get everyone back onto the second wall...ssshhkkkk..." That sort of stuff.
LOL
Doyou hear yourself? Do you actually read back what you've typed after you've typed it. Doi you really think anyone would actually believe you are the reincarnation of Jesus after reading any of you posts.
You sure you are getting messages from Charlies Angels. I could believe that, more so than "Angels"are sending you telepathic transmissions that are garbled like a CB radio transmission.
Bosley is that you?
[edit on 6/30/2006 by pstiffy]
Originally posted by NoNik
Originally posted by JackofBlades
Until you give evidence (and you have had several pages to do this) you are going to be ridiculed.
Uh oh, you said bring evidence .......... now it will be 3 pages of Bible scripture as evidence. You know how it is, heh.
NN
You then give evidence of your claims and let the board decide on whether you are who you say you are.
Originally posted by surrender_dorothy
eheheh..that's amusing coming from a David Icke fan. eheheh
Pstiffy:
"ooohh...reptilian yes reptilian...what wonderul ideas come from your pretty little narcissistic head...ooohhh...reptilian, reptilian, reptilian."
Icke:
"...mmmm...shapeshifting...mmm...lizards...mmm...i'm not crazy...."
Pstiffy:
"Of course not sir...you are the greatest...reptilian, reptilian...the true son of god..."
(the dialogue ceases due to sounds of slithery slathery...)
Originally posted by surrender_dorothy
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