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Who are the true believers?
We are all omnipotent, just not in our physical bodies
If god was omnipotent the there wouldn't be a hell
There isn't
God was mega powerful
Is he a power ranger?
Every end is a new beginning
you don't really know everything...not really...(whispers)...your not that clever
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I am not on a message board claiming to be 'Jesus Christ', hearing voices in my head, calling on people to prepare for Armageddon.
So I ask again, what are the 'voices in your head' telling you to do?
Originally posted by worldwatcher
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Originally posted by surrender_dorothy
Am I?
I mean, I could be, right?
Would I even know it?
Let's just assume that I am.
What if I was sent down from heaven with my jesus soul for human incarnation? And then, while I was getting accustomed to my human body, Lucifer sent an assassin to heaven who killed god. Now God, my pops, is dead. And thats why I aint heard nowt from him. And recently Lucifer invaded heaven and currently they are at war. From what i've been told, by voices in my head, it looks very much like Lucifer will win. Then he will march his armies down to earth to give humans hell. But he doesn't know who I am? does he?
So if I can create a decent army of righteous folk to give him a ruckus, we might just have a chance of prevailing over evil.
So who's in?
Originally posted by truthseeka
Wow.
You people are QUICK to shoot down this guy, but you have NO PROBLEM listening to a bunch of idiots from long ago who listened to a guy who was probably quite similar to this guy.
Wow. Just...wow...:shk:
Originally posted by Legalizer
I'm sorry child, you are not Jesus, Hey-zoos maybe, but not JC Superstar for sure.
I have been sent here to tell you, by the big ego you call by many names in all your various tongues and throughout the cycle of ages, that assasination squads don't really get far in heaven, see we have the 72 virgins they are promised just waiting at the door, and with that kind of action, well, its hard to get in the killing mood.
The devil, Lucifer as you named it, is nothing more than human guilt with a label, like something you mind purchase in bottle on a Friday evening or consume while viewing one of your running around after the sphere pass times.
I hope that clears things up for you.
If you have any more questions, I suggest you write a testament to yourself, send it through
the state sponsored message carrier, and then you wait for it to return to you. When you receive this testament, and when you receive it back to yourself, answer your own questions as if you received them from some confused teenager you never met.
Through these works you will find yourself, you who are not a messiah or saint or angel or any of that stuff.
Ask your mum if she's a virgin, should sort things out...
Am I Jesus?
Am I?
I mean, I could be, right?
Would I even know it?
Let's just assume that I am.
What if I was sent down from heaven with my jesus soul for human incarnation? And then, while I was getting accustomed to my human body, Lucifer sent an assassin to heaven who killed god. Now God, my pops, is dead. And thats why I aint heard nowt from him. And recently Lucifer invaded heaven and currently they are at war. From what i've been told, by voices in my head, it looks very much like Lucifer will win. Then he will march his armies down to earth to give humans hell. But he doesn't know who I am? does he?
So if I can create a decent army of righteous folk to give him a ruckus, we might just have a chance of prevailing over evil.
So who's in?
Originally posted by Allar
The obvious answer seems to be.........No.