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Am I Jesus?

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posted on Jun, 30 2006 @ 01:04 PM
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Originally posted by surrender_dorothy
don't say I didn't try.

Not a problem, considering that 6 minutes after this thread is locked I will have forgotten all about this little psychotic pan-handling womonizing fantasy of yours.

NN




posted on Jun, 30 2006 @ 01:07 PM
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Seems dorothy is fishing for points to get into RATS!

Don't give "Jesus" any more points!





[edit on 30-6-2006 by Benevolent Heretic]



posted on Jun, 30 2006 @ 01:07 PM
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Originally posted by surrender_dorothy
Am I?
I mean, I could be, right?


No. You're not and you couldn't be.

Now, egomaniacal/delusional with acute persecution complex(sheesh), maybe.


But you're not Jeebus.


GOOOOOOOO VALIUM! Rah Rah Rah!


X



posted on Jun, 30 2006 @ 01:08 PM
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So Jesus, why don't you want to bathe with men? It wouldn't be homosexual or blasphemous because you're a hermaphrodite aren't ye? I find your sight to be offensive to Christians, and people who don't appreciate softcore pornography.

You're full of it pal. I'd rather spend my eternity in Hell (which I don't believe exists) than kneel before you and help you find gullible women to indulge your schizophrenic-sounding fantasies.

Get off ATS so we can get back to Denying Ignorance.
Oh, and speaking of which...













posted on Jun, 30 2006 @ 01:13 PM
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Originally posted by JackofBlades
WHOA! I'm sorry, I didn't know you had a beard! That is the only sign of divinity we need.






BTW I was being sarcastic.
Have you seen Passion of the Christ? Jesus Christ Superstar? Or any of the other legions of Jesus-centric films? All of them look like Jesus, doesn't mean that they are an aspect of him. It means they have long hair a beard and sandals.
Besides, Jesus was not white.

You seem more to be advertising your sordid little attempts at having a bath with women. Get a life pervy.

[edit on 30/6/06 by JackofBlades]


Before I end this just gotta clear a few things up.
(rpt)I'm not claiming to be the Jesus Christ who came to earth about 2000 years ago.
I am the second coming.
As for calling me childish...You may or may not know that when people wrote about me in my last incarnation, they wrote that some people would see me as a young boy...others would see me as a fully grown adult...and others would see me in both forms.
No I'm not going to try and explain why they did this but religious scholars believe that it was a metaphor for the way people percieved me. While the people who couldn't understand me would see me as a child...those who looked deeper into what I did and how I behaved would see me as a fully grown adult.
I think that's interesting...



posted on Jun, 30 2006 @ 01:19 PM
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So how come we all see your pictures as looking like those of a pervert who wants to take advantage of the misguided?

How come you have sexual material on that site? I don't think Jesus would smile while being fellated by a nun.

You are a disgusting piece of trash, and I find it sickening that you come here and present your filth. Go away. We don't want you here.

I'm not even religious and I find what you are doing to be blasphemous.

Everyone reading this, please U2U kinglizard and get him to shut this down now.

[edit on 30/6/06 by JackofBlades]



posted on Jun, 30 2006 @ 01:20 PM
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Originally posted by surrender_dorothy


Before I end this just gotta clear a few things up.
(rpt)I'm not claiming to be the Jesus Christ who came to earth about 2000 years ago.
I am the second coming.


You already stated this, does not change anything. The 2nd coming, according to the Boible happens right at the Apocolypse, not 6 years before. And you are supposed to descend from the skies, not post BS on ATS



As for calling me childish...You may or may not know that when people wrote about me in my last incarnation, they wrote that some people would see me as a young boy...others would see me as a fully grown adult...and others would see me in both forms.
No I'm not going to try and explain why they did this but religious scholars believe that it was a metaphor for the way people percieved me. While the people who couldn't understand me would see me as a child...those who looked deeper into what I did and how I behaved would see me as a fully grown adult.
I think that's interesting...


I think you should get a damn life and grow up. If you read the Bible, you would know you are full of it. If anyone read anything you've written on here, they would know you are full of it.

You are just some kid that happened to find ATS and thought "hey I have no friends and schools out for the summer, lets mess with these people."

And here you are...hopefully for not too much longer.



[edit on 6/30/2006 by pstiffy]



posted on Jun, 30 2006 @ 01:27 PM
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I think you should get a damn life and grow up. If you read the Bible, you would know you are full of it. If anyone read anything you've written on here, they would know you are full of it.


Well, now. Things are getting rather nasty. You guys remind me of the Jews before I was crucified.
And Pstiffy I was talking about the gnostic scriptures. I wasn't referring to the Bible. The Bible isn't the only document on my life.



posted on Jun, 30 2006 @ 01:33 PM
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And you remind me of the scum that was washed away in the Great Flood.



posted on Jun, 30 2006 @ 01:36 PM
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Originally posted by JackofBlades
And you remind me of the scum that was washed away in the Great Flood.


last word freak!



posted on Jun, 30 2006 @ 01:36 PM
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Originally posted by surrender_dorothy


I think you should get a damn life and grow up. If you read the Bible, you would know you are full of it. If anyone read anything you've written on here, they would know you are full of it.


Well, now. Things are getting rather nasty.
You guys remind me of the Jews before I was crucified.
And Pstiffy I was talking about the gnostic scriptures. I wasn't referring to the Bible. The Bible isn't the only document on my life.


I have no interest in insulting you, and I could care less if you are who you think/say you are. I am not Christian. But like many people have asked, GIVE PROOF. If you are who you say you are, you have some sort of powers "healing, water to wine, ex) SHOW US.

Come on Big J, show me what you got



posted on Jun, 30 2006 @ 01:54 PM
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Shall I tell you what proof I require?


You tell me this and I will personally become your first disciple and bring you women to bathe with.



Just what in the name of the real JHC is going on in LOST????



posted on Jun, 30 2006 @ 01:56 PM
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I can say no more friend...
I guess it's a question of faith...

I'll say one more thing...would it hurt you to believe what I say?
All I've asked is for you to fight beside me in the final days.
That's a long way away. Six years.
And if I am wrong then, really, I ask nothing of you.
Why is it that people are so desperate to claim that people are wrong or lying? Why do you pick away at somebodies belief and try make them see it your way?
Why fight when you could just smile, tolerate and love regardless. That is the message that I really want to spread.
Let us all love each other rather than fight each other. There are more pressing dangers. Lucifer in the sky for instance.



posted on Jun, 30 2006 @ 02:00 PM
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I thought Lucifer was in Abaddon. Hell. Hades or whatever you call it. And now you say he's actually above us? Then where's God? In? Out? In? Out? Shake it all about?

You're toppling everything I know man!

And we need to pick away your lies as if they were the crispy shell of a crab in order to get to the soft, fleshy truth within. This whole site is about DENYING IGNORANCE. Not tolerating and walking about smiling like a loon when your government is corrupt or dirty pornographic messiahs are in our midst.

Oh and as for you trying to get into RATS, IF you raise enough points to get in, this kind of bovine defecation will not be tolerated.

[edit on 30/6/06 by JackofBlades]



posted on Jun, 30 2006 @ 02:08 PM
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Originally posted by JackofBlades
I thought Lucifer was in Abaddon. Hell. Hades or whatever you call it. And now you say he's actually above us? Then where's God? In? Out? In? Out? Shake it all about?

You're toppling everything I know man!

And we need to pick away your lies as if they were the crispy shell of a crab in order to get to the soft, fleshy truth within. This whole site is about DENYING IGNORANCE. Not tolerating and walking about smiling like a loon when your government is corrupt or dirty pornographic messiahs are in our midst.

Oh and as for you trying to get into RATS, IF you raise enough points to get in, this kind of bovine defecation will not be tolerated.

[edit on 30/6/06 by JackofBlades]


As I have said previously, perhaps in other threads, Lucifer is in heaven fighting a war with the angels. God is dead. He was assassinated by one of Lucifer's minions.
As or everything you know
"Everything you know and love today will be gone tomorrow."
Your problem is too much angst.
The Serenity Prayer

now repeat after me:

"God give me serenity,
to accept the things I cannot change.
Courage to change to things I can,
and wisdom to know the difference."



posted on Jun, 30 2006 @ 02:22 PM
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God, grant me the serenity,
To accept the things I can not change,
Courage to change the things I can,
And the wisdom to bury the bodies of those that piss me off.


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I see it now, you are having a alcoholic delusional relapse, and this thread is the outcome.

Ya, ya, that's it, relapse !!

NN



posted on Jun, 30 2006 @ 02:28 PM
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To ALL,

Please no more name calling and attacks on other members. I doesn't have to come to red flag warnings. Lets try to respect others and have/show a little civility.

Thank you....



posted on Jun, 30 2006 @ 02:52 PM
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sometihing like this..................
If anyone wishes to debate any of the material on this thread with me, please note that I may do so if appropriate and if I have the time, but always on a civilized level. I will not respond to threats, insults and intimidations.

Wild thread...lol n fun !

GOD LIVES......................

Lolove n luck ! ave maria !

[oohhhh to rise above name-calling and enjoy the grand humor]



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