posted on May, 10 2006 @ 04:56 AM
Peter Jackson of Lord of the Rings fame has remade King Kong.
I saw this film.
I cried after seeing this film.
I have no hatred for Peter Jackson or his team of amazing folks. What this person... hates...… cannot stand and thinks should be relegated to the
same dark, murky hole in Hades that hopefully holds the entire body of black-face entertainment is the story.
King Kong, which was made famous as a 1930’s film, is the story of a white, very white...extremely white and Aryan the way Ann Coulter wishes she
was Aryan...woman who some how ends up on a tropical, very tropical, WILD and untamed island populated by…NATIVES! Yep, natives who become entranced
with this Aryan representation of civilized female beauty even though they have never set eyes on a white woman. Depending on the version, they either
have always worshiped white women or simply begin to worship them once they set eyes on the blond bombshell that plops down on their island.
Now, they have a secret. A big f******* secret! There is a giant highly sexualized primate lurking on the island! Oh no! Jesus, why would a loving
Gawd ever create such a beast? In the words of Wolf Blitzer…he’s so black!
In order to pacify said giant black primate, the natives offer up sacrificial women. The giant primate then takes the women and leaves the natives
alone for a while. ‘Cause…well, you know…he's getting his freak on. And everyone knows that giant sexualized primates are soothed and calmed by
the company of a terrified nubile woman.
Even though the regular offering of native women has pacified the giant primate, the natives know that this stunning white woman will put his ass over
the top. S***, they started coveting her right from the start! No way is their giant highly sexualized primate going to turn down a tryst with an
unwilling blond beauty.
So, they capture the girl, tie her ass to a stake and offer her.
The giant primate, who represents society’s notion that black men are obsessed with white women and are driven into uncontrollable frenzies by them,
comes upon the blond and…well…becomes obsessed with her and is driven into an uncontrollable frenzy.
It gets better!
The blond, at first disgusted and terrified by the giant black primate, begins to fall under its spell. This is vital, because EVERYONE knows that the
black man…oh, sh**…no that would be the 'giant black primate' has skills and, given enough time, can seduce pure untouched blonds with his
Lets see...ummm...oh yes...blond is freed, primate is captured, marketing blitz hits New York, blond feels sorry for primate, primate is obsessing
over blond, primate gets loose…city is terrorized, blond is kidnapped by obsessed primate, they get to the Empire State building and somehow the
primate gets to the top. Makes sense since we’re talking about a GIANT primate who just has to be used to climbing tall buildings and sh** like
that. Anyhoo… the primate, with blond in hand, is shot and falls to the bottom. Terrorized blond cries and primate dies with one...
extremely large and black...
...f****** GIANT and BLAAAAAACK hand reaching out towards said virginal blond symbol of white pure beauty.
Yeah, a modern civilised well educated person f****** hates this story. My ass knows that Hollywood can’t and/or won’t get its sh** together
regarding portrayals of them minorities. But f******* this f****** ****!
F******* everyone involved in bringing this historic insult back to the screen…to insult the f******** **** out of me again! F*********!
WAKE UP!.. WAKE UP..... it's the 21st f******** century !!!!!!!!!!!!!!
And as far as the portrayal of women…oh sh**, that requires another post. Suffice it to say, King Kong is a revival of the pedestal and blondie sits
right on top of it. Virginal, untouched, coveted…she is the ultimate possession…a literal theatrical attraction.
Between the portrayal of women and the resurrection of antiquated racial stereotypes, this self aware person can find little good in the King Kong
story. Which means that this remake will join the other blockbuster films of 2005 on the worst films of all time list.
WAKE UP! WAKE UP! ITS THE 21 ST CENTURY.RIGHT?