posted on Apr, 18 2006 @ 04:01 PM
Tom Cruise won't come out of the closet!
[singing] Well I was just standing here, and Tom Cruise locked himself in the closet. I asked myself why won't Tom Cruise just come
out the closet? Nobody has no answers, and so I pull out my gun! Tell my why Tom Cruise in the closet or else I'm going to shoot someone!
Tom? Tom, It's Nicole.
Uh, hi Nicole.
Tom, don't you think this has gone on long enough? It's time for you to come out of the closet.
I'm not, I'm not in the closet.
Yes you are, Tom. And you need to just end this and come out. I'm not gonna think any differently of you. Kaite's not gonna
think any differently of you. You don't need to be in that closet anymore, Tom.
I'm not in here, though.
Yes, you are.
I'm not, ...I'm not in the closet.
Then how am I talking to you, Tom? [pause] Tom, you can't hide forever just because the reincarnation of L. Ron Hubbard
doesn't like your acting. Come out of the closet, Tom. You're not fooling anyone.
I'm, I'm not, I'm not in here.
[edit on 18-4-2006 by Lysergic]