Who would win a fight between...

Marge Simpson of course. She can't get hurt, she's a cartoon.

Marge Simpson vs. Betty Rubble:bash::bash:

I would like seeing Betty in a cat fight but marge would be too tough and win. Marge Simpson takes on Jessica Simpson?

Jessica Simpson wins hands down.

Jessica Simpson vs. Britney Spears vs. Christina Aguilera in a no holds barred battle until the death

Originally posted by chissler
Jessica Simpson wins hands down.

Jessica Simpson vs. Britney Spears vs. Christina Aguilera in a no holds barred battle until the death

I don't know... let's say Britney Spears, yes, why not.

Now it is:

Britney Spears vs Kwai Chang Caine

Spears wins again unfortunately.

Britney Spears vs. Rosie O'Donnell

Originally posted by chissler
Spears wins again unfortunately.

Britney Spears vs. Rosie O'Donnell

Rosie sits on her too long and kills spears. Next out, Madonna

Rosie becomes so turned on over the Madonna and Spears kiss that she consumes Madonna in the opening seconds.

Rosie O'Donnell vs. Missy Elliot

fat missy elliot or new coked up missy e?

Missy from back in the day.

Rosie still takes her, then Gillian Anderson of X-Files comes out as Scully

Scully whips up on Rosie and then it's Judge Judy and Scully's turn for a match.:w::w::w:

scully v Tasha Yar from TNG

Tasha pops Scully's head off like a dandelion and promptly challenges Jethro Clampett.

NC

Jetrho is easily killed by Tasha who now takes on Mrs. Cunningham

Mrs Cunningham wins and takes on Granny Clampett

Granny Clampet wins by absolutely unspeakable treachery and ruthlessness.

She advances to face Chris Benoit in a steel cage match

(edit to clarify- Chris Benoit, of World Championship Wresting's IV Horsemen) Forgive me, I'm so behind on wrestling that I can actually be considered oldschool. I just recently found out that WWF had to change its name even.

[edit on 7-4-2006 by The Vagabond]

Chris Benoit wins.....granny taps out, but it wasnt easy...she took a beatin'

and next up is UFC's Randy Coture aka "The Natural" and "Captain America".

After throwing a fake forearm at Randy Coture, Chris Benoit gets the snot pounded out of himself.


Accepting the challenge, Phyllis Diller steps up....

Randy shields his eyes and proceeds to kick the living hell out of Diller.

Ken Shamrock comes out next demanding to take on Tito Ortiz.

But Shamrock won't get to take on Ortiz because he's first got to get through Randy... and he wont because Randy throws Diller's corpse at him, causing him to melt.

Randy will be the one to face Tito Ortiz... whoever the heck that is.