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posted on Apr, 1 2006 @ 11:05 PM
You got me lost on the small dinosaur but Barney wins this match because his opponents are laughing themselves to death.

Next, Barney the Dinosaur vs. Tiny Tim

[edit on 1/4/06 by Intelearthling]

posted on Apr, 2 2006 @ 06:09 PM
Barney would never hurt a child, but I don't trust Tiny Tim- it's the quiet ones you've gotta watch. Tiny Tim wins by treachery and advances to face Cosmo Kramer in a remake of that seinfeld episode where Kramer takes a children's Karate class.

posted on Apr, 2 2006 @ 06:17 PM
Kramer all the way... His pent up anger from his last brutal beating is all he needs.

So since in Seinfeld there is always a Superman, I put Cosmo against Superman.

posted on Apr, 2 2006 @ 06:26 PM
What a good one. Kramer wins unanimously(he's simply too fast for Superman). Now it's Kramer vs. Mr. Bean.

[edit on 2/4/06 by Intelearthling]

posted on Apr, 2 2006 @ 10:07 PM
Mr. Bean...but not on purpose. He simply turned around and bumped a cabinet, and then an iron from the top of the cabinet falls on Kramer's .. Kramer isn't dead, he simply thinks he's 5 years old and see's Jerry, Elaine, and George also as 5 years old...but he's out of the fight, so Bean wins by default!

Next, Mr. Bean vs. Wallace and Grommit...(sp?)

posted on Apr, 2 2006 @ 10:29 PM
Mr. Bean, cause you should never underestimate the power of stupid.

the Kool-Aid man surfs into da squared circle?

an aside: how'd a boxing ring get called a'squared circle', anyway?:puzz:

posted on Apr, 2 2006 @ 11:38 PM
Kool-Aid man all the way... He'd drown bean in his delicious pool of death.

Since Kool-Aid man was on Family Guy, I pit him against Stewie!

posted on Apr, 3 2006 @ 02:22 AM
Kool-Aid man wins.

next his up against Homer Simpson.

Originally posted by DirtyBoots
an aside: how'd a boxing ring get called a'squared circle', anyway?:puzz:

id say its because rings are generally round and boxing rings are generally square.

posted on Apr, 3 2006 @ 09:21 AM
Homer takes a beating for the first 10 rounds, and when Koolaid is out of juice Homer hits him once and takes the win.

Homer J. vs. Peter Griffin

posted on Apr, 3 2006 @ 09:24 AM
Peter. Homer still has "some" dignity, Peter would hold nothing back, and he has had some great practice with his nemesis the giant chicken

Peter Griffin vs. Ren (of Ren & Stimpy Fame).

Ps. This is all wrong anyway, Kool-Aid guy would have lost to NOBODY!

posted on Apr, 3 2006 @ 09:26 AM
My apoligies chebob.

Griffin romps Ren in the opening seconds of the first round.

Ok we have a different fight coming up.

Its a Debate! Between Peter Griffin and George Dubya.

Whos coming out on top in this battle of words.

Fists are put away for pens for 1 round

posted on Apr, 3 2006 @ 11:25 AM
Peter Griffin wins... I mean, who can Touch the Presidente of Petoria? Of course Peter uses his "Can't Touch This" parody to obliterate Dubya.

I Pit Griffin against that Chicken giving out bad coupons again!

posted on Apr, 3 2006 @ 11:26 AM
[edit on 3-4-2006 by Lianna]

posted on Apr, 3 2006 @ 11:26 AM
Chicken has lost every time, so I see nothing changing here.

Lets put Peter up against the mad monkey in the closet. Need to be a Family Guy fan to understand this one.

posted on Apr, 3 2006 @ 03:49 PM
Peter Griffen wins big time when the monkey spots Chris and chases him out of the building thus forifiting the match. Next up Peter Griffen VS Mr.Rogers

posted on Apr, 3 2006 @ 04:16 PM
Mr Rogers?

Griffin comes out on top once again.

Peter Griffin takes on Hank Hill

posted on Apr, 3 2006 @ 04:26 PM
Hill wins and takes on another Hil, Hilary Clinton, that is....

posted on Apr, 3 2006 @ 04:27 PM
Oh I see a good one coming. Hilary KO's him in the first round.

Next up we have..

Hilary Clinton vs. Monica Lewinsky


* chissler sits patiently to see who comes out on top

posted on Apr, 3 2006 @ 05:34 PM
That Monica is a big gal....but Hilliary is wiry and mean. Plus she is still holding a grudge since Bill's visit to the oral office. Hilliary wins easily after she does a Bruce Lee one inch punch through Monicas chest, revealing her beating heart as she punches clean through the other side of her back.

Next matchup - Hilliary Clinton v/s Barbara Bush in a rusty barbed wire Texas death match

posted on Apr, 3 2006 @ 06:18 PM
Hilary wins easily.

Hilary vs. Marge Simpson

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