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posted on Apr, 1 2006 @ 11:05 PM
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You got me lost on the small dinosaur but Barney wins this match because his opponents are laughing themselves to death.


Next, Barney the Dinosaur vs. Tiny Tim


[edit on 1/4/06 by Intelearthling]




posted on Apr, 2 2006 @ 06:09 PM
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Barney would never hurt a child, but I don't trust Tiny Tim- it's the quiet ones you've gotta watch. Tiny Tim wins by treachery and advances to face Cosmo Kramer in a remake of that seinfeld episode where Kramer takes a children's Karate class.



posted on Apr, 2 2006 @ 06:17 PM
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Kramer all the way... His pent up anger from his last brutal beating is all he needs.

So since in Seinfeld there is always a Superman, I put Cosmo against Superman.



posted on Apr, 2 2006 @ 06:26 PM
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What a good one. Kramer wins unanimously(he's simply too fast for Superman). Now it's Kramer vs. Mr. Bean.


[edit on 2/4/06 by Intelearthling]



posted on Apr, 2 2006 @ 10:07 PM
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Mr. Bean...but not on purpose. He simply turned around and bumped a cabinet, and then an iron from the top of the cabinet falls on Kramer's .. Kramer isn't dead, he simply thinks he's 5 years old and see's Jerry, Elaine, and George also as 5 years old...but he's out of the fight, so Bean wins by default!

Next, Mr. Bean vs. Wallace and Grommit...(sp?)



posted on Apr, 2 2006 @ 10:29 PM
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Mr. Bean, cause you should never underestimate the power of stupid.

the Kool-Aid man surfs into da squared circle?

an aside: how'd a boxing ring get called a'squared circle', anyway?:puzz:



posted on Apr, 2 2006 @ 11:38 PM
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Kool-Aid man all the way... He'd drown bean in his delicious pool of death.

Since Kool-Aid man was on Family Guy, I pit him against Stewie!



posted on Apr, 3 2006 @ 02:22 AM
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Kool-Aid man wins.

next his up against Homer Simpson.


Originally posted by DirtyBoots
an aside: how'd a boxing ring get called a'squared circle', anyway?:puzz:

id say its because rings are generally round and boxing rings are generally square.



posted on Apr, 3 2006 @ 09:21 AM
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Homer takes a beating for the first 10 rounds, and when Koolaid is out of juice Homer hits him once and takes the win.

Homer J. vs. Peter Griffin



posted on Apr, 3 2006 @ 09:24 AM
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Peter. Homer still has "some" dignity, Peter would hold nothing back, and he has had some great practice with his nemesis the giant chicken


Peter Griffin vs. Ren (of Ren & Stimpy Fame).

Ps. This is all wrong anyway, Kool-Aid guy would have lost to NOBODY!



posted on Apr, 3 2006 @ 09:26 AM
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My apoligies chebob.


Griffin romps Ren in the opening seconds of the first round.

Ok we have a different fight coming up.

Its a Debate! Between Peter Griffin and George Dubya.

Whos coming out on top in this battle of words.

Fists are put away for pens for 1 round



posted on Apr, 3 2006 @ 11:25 AM
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Peter Griffin wins... I mean, who can Touch the Presidente of Petoria? Of course Peter uses his "Can't Touch This" parody to obliterate Dubya.

I Pit Griffin against that Chicken giving out bad coupons again!



posted on Apr, 3 2006 @ 11:26 AM
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[edit on 3-4-2006 by Lianna]



posted on Apr, 3 2006 @ 11:26 AM
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Chicken has lost every time, so I see nothing changing here.

Lets put Peter up against the mad monkey in the closet. Need to be a Family Guy fan to understand this one.



posted on Apr, 3 2006 @ 03:49 PM
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Peter Griffen wins big time when the monkey spots Chris and chases him out of the building thus forifiting the match. Next up Peter Griffen VS Mr.Rogers
FIGHT



posted on Apr, 3 2006 @ 04:16 PM
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Mr Rogers?


Griffin comes out on top once again.

Peter Griffin takes on Hank Hill



posted on Apr, 3 2006 @ 04:26 PM
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Hill wins and takes on another Hil, Hilary Clinton, that is....



posted on Apr, 3 2006 @ 04:27 PM
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Oh I see a good one coming. Hilary KO's him in the first round.

Next up we have..

Hilary Clinton vs. Monica Lewinsky

*DING*DING*DING*

* chissler sits patiently to see who comes out on top




posted on Apr, 3 2006 @ 05:34 PM
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That Monica is a big gal....but Hilliary is wiry and mean. Plus she is still holding a grudge since Bill's visit to the oral office. Hilliary wins easily after she does a Bruce Lee one inch punch through Monicas chest, revealing her beating heart as she punches clean through the other side of her back.





Next matchup - Hilliary Clinton v/s Barbara Bush in a rusty barbed wire Texas death match



posted on Apr, 3 2006 @ 06:18 PM
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Hilary wins easily.

Hilary vs. Marge Simpson




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