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posted on Mar, 30 2006 @ 12:53 PM
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Dirty Harry pistol whips him with the .44 magnum , and goes on to face starsky and hutch in a handicap match




posted on Mar, 30 2006 @ 08:44 PM
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Dirty Harry easily takes it and faces off with Rambo



posted on Mar, 30 2006 @ 09:10 PM
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Must be Rambo II, so I go with Dirty Harry.

Now, Dirty Harry vs Superman!



posted on Mar, 30 2006 @ 09:51 PM
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I'd give that to Superman in less then 15 seconds.

Next up for Superman is Neo from the Matrix.



posted on Mar, 30 2006 @ 09:56 PM
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Neo will jump into Superman's chest and make him explode in a burst of green and black coding.

Neo advances to face Ollie North in a proxy war with Neo controlling Afghanistan and Ollie, true to life, working on Iran behind the scenes.



posted on Mar, 30 2006 @ 10:06 PM
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Neo versus Obi Wan from Star Wars.

Two guys that get alot stronger after they are killed and come back from the dead.

And you know Yoda doesnt want to be left out.



posted on Mar, 30 2006 @ 10:19 PM
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Neo eventually gets the best of the old man, even though he loses a nard





Neo v/s Jan Michael Vincent in a sissy slap fight



posted on Mar, 30 2006 @ 11:06 PM
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Neo who then takes on the Hulk



posted on Mar, 30 2006 @ 11:36 PM
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The Hulk smashes his fist down on Neo's head again and again as the sunglassed one stubbornly repeats, "there is no spoon...there is no spoon..." until he is nothing but a mashed puddle of gooey meat on the floor.

David Copperfield steps into the ring...



posted on Mar, 31 2006 @ 12:00 AM
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while the referee is distracted by copperfield's illusions, his beautiful assistant take the hulk out with a folding chair.


and richard simmons steps into the ring in his short-shorts...





posted on Mar, 31 2006 @ 03:34 AM
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David Copperfield is eradicated from existence by the short-shorts of peril.

Enters Dani Filth from "Cradle of Filth" screamed in a rather high pitched way.


[edit on 31/3/06 by whyfish]



posted on Mar, 31 2006 @ 08:15 AM
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Originally posted by whyfish

David Copperfield is eradicated from existence by the short-shorts of peril.

Enters Dani Filth from "Cradle of Filth" screamed in a rather high pitched way.


The screaming freak is no match for a short pair of shorts...

Now it's Richard Simmons vs Jack La Lanne

[edit on 31-3-2006 by Peronemlin]



posted on Mar, 31 2006 @ 05:38 PM
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Jack Lalaine at 95 years old is too much of a man for the short shorts. He grabs little Richards afro and with one flick of the wrist snaps his neck like a Twix bar.





.....and from out of the shadows steps the most dangerous man on the fitness circuit....Tony Little





posted on Mar, 31 2006 @ 07:42 PM
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Then Spiderman comes out and webs him to the ground and stomps his lungs out his mouth.



posted on Mar, 31 2006 @ 07:50 PM
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Tony Little wins with a crushing gliiiide

And next up is the one....the only.....Prince!



[edit on 31/3/2006 by SportyMB]



posted on Mar, 31 2006 @ 10:04 PM
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Tony Little wins

next out is THE GOVERNATOR



posted on Mar, 31 2006 @ 10:18 PM
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Arnold crushes Tony......the gliiiide does'nt stand a chance against the T-1000

And next up is Michael Jackson.....



posted on Mar, 31 2006 @ 10:26 PM
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Arnold eats Jackson's heart for his reptilian sustainance.

Next, Action Jesus, with Kung-Fu grip.



posted on Mar, 31 2006 @ 11:11 PM
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Arnold is revealed as the Antichrist. Jesus casts him into the Lake of Fire.

Jesus retires the belt because no one can beat the K of K's.

New challengers...

Red corner: Donald Rumsfeld

Blue Corner: Captain Kirk

[edit on 2006-3-31 by wecomeinpeace]



posted on Mar, 31 2006 @ 11:24 PM
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Rumsfeld opens with crane style, but James T. Kirk is too much of a man for him. After cornering Rumsfeld, Kirk uses his most deadly weapon of overacting, causing Rummy to swallow his own tongue and drown in his own spittle.



NEXT up - Capt. Kirk v/s T.J. Hooker in a Bizarro battle royal.




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