Name the winner of the pervious matchup, and propose a new challenger for that winner to face off against. Be creative to avoid repeat matchups if at all possible, although obviously once this gets long that rule is gone.

Whenever this thread dies, we will know who the ultimate fighter is.


First matchup is... the people's court battle:
Mills Lane versus Ed Koch.

Im taking Mills Lane with a TKO in the Fourth round,

I'm Putting Mills Lane up against Sally Jessy Raphael

I'm calling that one for Sally Jesse Raphael by DQ, after Mills Lane has a flashback to MTV celebrity Death Match and sets Sally on fire.

MC Hammer will challenge.

Hammer is bringing down the hammer in this battle. Why? Because you cant touch this!

Its MC Hammer and Jacko in a dance off!

This is my last post till somebody else jumps in...
Jakko will get off to a good start, then suddenly be mobbed and savagely beaten by an angry mother, causing Hammer to win by default.

Hammer advances again to face George Clooney

The Thrillers feat are too fast for hammer....he would have him all disoriented. Plus I think that glove is loaded.






Michael Jackson v/s Al Sharpton

the talk, the flash, the footwork, and
the loaded glove strikes again...


oprah will challenge.

Bill O'Reilly or Larry King?????? I have my money on Bill I think he'll take Larry out of the spin by doing the "what say you" chop to the throat followed by the no spinzone kick to the head...What say you? If you wish to opine

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um... how did michael jackson get ressurected? Oh well. Oprah's gonna beat him so bad, you'd think he lied in his book.

Blue Colllar Commedy Tour's Ron White challenges her.

I don't know who that guy is so im going for Oprah by decision .

so Oprah vs Rikki Lake in the heavy weight title bout of talk shows .

Noone is going to beat Oprah... KO in the first round.

Oprah in a bare knuckle boxing match against Dr Phil

Oprah again , dr phil down inside 3 mins , winner faces jerry springer , in side a steel cage .

Im giving Jerry the TKO on this one, too much experience.

Jerry Springer vs. Howie Mandel

jerry jerry jerry jerry etc , hate to bring this dude up so soon but, Mr T.

Mr T will romp Jerry, even with the help of the bald dude Steve

Mr. T is taking on the rest of the A-Team.

Mr T is the A-team.......

Mr. T wins in the first round....

And for the main event....

Mr T vs. Chuck Norris

Mr T will take Chuck Norris in the 4th round.

How about Rocky Balboa vs. Mr T, I mean Clubber Lang?

I don't hate balboa i pitty the fool , mr T 2nd rd ko jus like the first fight in rocky III hell get killed to death. so Mr T Vs terry "Hulk" Hogan no holds barred.

Mr T by decision......

Mr T. Vs. Steven Segal
(the early skinny Steven, not the late fat, sweaty steven.)