"Timeless quotes from our ats members"

Credit for this one goes to our very own Springer. It's his Signature and it's the best ever...

"Never argue with an idiot, he'll only bring you down to his level and beat you with experience"

or something like that...

My favorite quote of all time is by ME

"An eyeball cannot see itself. It is unable to determine if it is messed up or not. Same goes for observers. We as observers cannot observe ourselves. Therefore, how are we to know if WE are in the wrong unless an outside observer sees it"?

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i have an answer to your quote (and i guess my own new one)

Mirrors.

Just off the top of my head:

" Theres a lot of smart people in the world, we just need to find'em"

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Calling a politician a crook is redundant.

When truth equals fear, blood is the currency in use.

Fiction is usually just undiscovered truth.

Where there's smoke, there's usually people having a good time. (BBQ, of course.)

When the going gets tough, the intelligent find another path.

While you can't judge a book by it's cover, if it's self published it's usually not worth reading.

If you're impressing someone, go to a high class restaurant, if you're hungry, go to a truck stop.

Well, here are a few quotes.




"God refuses to fit in your mold."


"Death is the fate of the false, a door to truth."


"You can't do anything if you don't have the help of everything else."


"Mysterious logic = Mogic, commonly known as magic."


"they said 'there is no god', and God heard them."


"like a shaolin monk on a montain top, I break rocks with my thoughts."


"It is science!" They say, but who are they kidding, The laws of the universe... They had to be written."


"Man is a sick animal, whimpering in the wilds of the void. Thrashing against the current of uncertainty. His charts suddenly cease to explain what has happened, his knowledge is turned on its head, his insight snuffed out."


"Bury your ego and follow the Fiery brilliance of God. Not the pale shine of mortal man."


"You were woven, a cosmic thread, to think up thoughts inside your head, with brush in hand you write them down, to show them to the nearest town, with pomp and wit they clasp and grin, "well write some more my fellow friend!", it is with this, a light request, they'll sell your sweat, they'll sell your stress."


"Time is just the rate at which a shape reconfigures itself in ratio to all the other timings in the void aka creation."


"Enlightenment is, the light in front of your eyes. That is all there is to see."


"As with complex systems, the more intricate they get the more errors there are. The same applies to our consciousness. The more it expands, the more prone we are to the infiltration of false wisdoms."


"I believe the Bible to be the most powerful relic on the planet. Men have used it for evil, other men have died for what they came to believe within its pages."


"Plunge the rudder of your mind deeper and deeper still into the depths. Steer your course to steer the universe."


"people behave as electrons in the scale of things."


"finding Christ is like having a flashlight in the dark. You can see all the pitfalls ahead of you, and you can always locate the better path by shining the light, and studying what reflects back to you, judging it's properties."


"You will never take my light. I'll be more than happy to share it though."

One that I used to use in every one of my shows..

"Keep your eyes towards the skies, but your feet on the ground"

Johnny

"It's not about who's going to let me,but who's going to stop me"

"Life is like a football game, you don't know who's going to hit you or how hard your gonna get hit."

GF400 out.

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My fav was from RANT. We had a member named Spock_O, complete with an old Spock avvy. He was having a problem and looking for assistance. The quote:

"Pfft. You're the science officer, do a diagnostic or something."

Years later, still cracks me up.

Maybe you had to be there.

see my quote.

in previous incarnations, yeahright has been quoted, as has spiderj.

both are rather quote worthy

Hey Crakeur,

It is an interesting quote, but you have to admit a little creepy...

Maybe more than a little... LOL

Semper

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How can you ever forget RANT, the comments he came out with were priceless.

Best quote was Lysergic on why ATS doesn't allow "saucy" pictures..

"This isn't a wankfest"

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no doubt but funny as hell and dead on.

thought I'd add, some of my favorite quotes come from members who's comments go against everything I believe in. the anti-semitism, anti-black, anti-ufo, the folks railing for or against the nwo, illuminati etc are some incredible wordsmiths.



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Originally posted by Crakeur
the folks railing for or against the nwo, illuminati etc are some incredible wordsmiths.

Those folks come up with the best quotes, especially when they start advocating shooting feds and "NWO agents" on a public forum

Ah yes....

One of the most fascinating and enjoyable aspects of being a part of ATS is reading what our fellow members come up with....

I read this somewhere, not sure if I have it correct but here goes...

"Don't argue with a pig, you just make the pig mad and never get anywhere."

Semper

(wonder if they were talking about me?)

S

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I recall a great thread a while back about the people on tv talking to one of our members. It was chock full of amazing quotes, both by the gal concerned with the cast of As The World Turns dictating her life and the various members who tried to debunk the story.

A few of my favs lol

*Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.


*There are three sides of an arguement -- your side, my side and the right side.

*The greatest pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do.

How about this one?

"Good health is just the slowest way to die"

Not sure who said it, may have been Drew Carey

Semper

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OMG...this IS funny!!!! ROFLMAOOOOOOOOOO

"This isn't a wankfest"

Priceless!!!

~Ducky~