Ooo, I may as well gtive this a shot! (Though who knows if I'll ever find my post again) Greetings cadets, I'm Funk, and I'm rather new (just check my sad ATS points) and I'd love to be adopted by anyone.

Bueller?

Bueller?

In 1984 the Republican controlled House of Representatives passed the...anyone? Anyone?....

Come onboard the Gryffen Express

Love to have ye!

WOOHOO! I'm touched, I'm honoured, I'm squishy. Er...

im newbish still, i need a new mom or dad, any takers?

*raises hand* though i'm not really on too often anymore, i'd like to be adopted!! err, i'm up for anything, and i'm up for lectures on what you believe in (cuz, hell, i'm used to it. i get it everyday with my step-dad.) but i want someone who is willing to listen to my beliefs.. by the way, i'm not christian, so if that'll be a problem... i don't care if you're christian.... i just want a parent that'll help me understand the things i don't get.

Originally posted by HerExcellency
because I've only been around for 2 weeks or so...
I'm one to listen to advice.

hrxll

I don't rightly know.

As I'm a slightly tarnish new member and your a shiny new member will somebody older and saggier answer pleaseeeeeeeeeeeeeeee <-- bestest smile in place

Originally posted by Russian
if someone explain what i take up on my shoulders by adopting a nooB...


maybe then i will adopt one...

Adopt me I'm lovable, harmless bloodsucking Vampire Queen. One of the walking dead, Ruler of everything except Magesticas land, and erm erm erm did I say I'm lovable and harmless.

Look I smile to <-- extra beaming smile

Just do it, you know you want to really. You wouldn't want to see me cry would you ? Coz I'm only a poor harmless little orphan Queen that nobody lubs sniff sniff sniff, sigh! i'm all alone and scared in the dark sniff sniff My previous daddy was mean he no lub me noooooooooo more Whaaahhaaaa Whaaaahhhhaaaa

Nobody lubs me to adopt me* wahhhhhhhhhhaaa whaaaahhhaaa

testing testing testing who am I phew good ole me.

[Edited on 17-12-2003 by QueenoftheDamned]

Testing testing testing now who am I?
Yoinks erm anybody explain why are their 2 sites and I had to re-register for another one and was denied my own user name?

Confused

[Edited on 17-12-2003 by VampireQueen]

Does anyone here need "adopted". I don't know what brought me to this thread...I think the ability to help someone at ATS. If anyone needs adopted...send me a U2U...

By the way...my fav. Smiley is roll

Originally posted by JeanLucPicard
Does anyone here need "adopted". I don't know what brought me to this thread...I think the ability to help someone at ATS. If anyone needs adopted...send me a U2U...

By the way...my fav. Smiley is roll

Yes both of me do. Jeez i don't know whether.....

....I am coming or going now

your same username and password work on both ATS and BTS

Originally posted by Lysergic
your same username and password work on both ATS and BTS

It didn't it said I wasnt registered, damn which one am I now?

I have a daddy again. Way to go Jean Luc.

He gets 2 of me for the price of one. Poor man

I'd u2u Skeptic Overlord If I was you.

unless you like using 2 accounts.

Originally posted by Lysergic
I'd u2u Skeptic Overlord If I was you.

unless you like using 2 accounts.

No I dont, I forget who I am, somehow 2 of me running loose on a board full of ready meals might scare some away. I hate chasing my food

Adoption? Sure, I need an ATS big sister.

Please help this holiday season.

Originally posted by FULCRUM
Who wants to call me as a 'daddy'..

I have lots of ATS money..

Daddy I lub u for your money

Originally posted by ZeddicusZulZorander
Adoption? Sure, I need an ATS big sister.

Please help this holiday season.

Oh I so want you. I'll adopt if your willing u2u me if you not you my next meal