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posted on Oct, 29 2003 @ 06:15 PM
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Originally posted by MaskedAvatar
Consider yourself adopted (or abducted), Queenie.

Please observe my impenetrable collar piece, and feed on mortals when you must.

Inpenterable collar piece, if you must wear such a thing, fine by me.


I have to feed on mortals and immortals, plus I must also be allowed to play with my dungeon inhabitants, they so do adore me taking my ills of the day out on them.
Daddy? sire? master? fifi?




posted on Oct, 29 2003 @ 06:17 PM
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who want's the baddest asshole on this board to be thier ats father?
u2u

i'll adopt a newbie, and help you with your blog too.



posted on Oct, 29 2003 @ 06:24 PM
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Originally posted by Fury
who want's the baddest asshole on this board to be thier ats father?
u2u

i'll adopt a newbie, and help you with your blog too.



Baddest on the board. Oh my I did well then to be adopted by the best


u2u


Only the best can adopt me and hope to tame me and teach me to blog like the best of them




posted on Oct, 29 2003 @ 06:25 PM
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I cannot be your sugar daddy. In the corporeal world I am throwing off the shackles tying me to dependents.

I can pretend to be your master, and you are indeed a perfect slave.

Sire, liege, your highness... it's all much of a muchness to me. Call me what you will, Daughter Of Darkness. I will heed your call at times of distress, and also when you are rounding up some extra souls to feed on, because your culinary skills come well recommended.

As you are of a full and mature age to understand matters carnal, I will not countenance any suggestiveness concerning father-daughter relations from anyone. Your recent experience with one who condones paedophilia is a sting to any good conscience, and in my own case, Daughter, I abhor any such notion... while this material is strangely not covered off in the Old Testament, it most specifically is prohibited by our Eleven Satanic Commandments.

Be off with you now Daughter, feast well, and return to tell me of your adventures before the Sun rises on the morrow...



posted on Oct, 29 2003 @ 06:39 PM
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Originally posted by MaskedAvatar
I cannot be your sugar daddy. In the corporeal world I am throwing off the shackles tying me to dependents.

I can pretend to be your master, and you are indeed a perfect slave.

Sire, liege, your highness... it's all much of a muchness to me. Call me what you will, Daughter Of Darkness. I will heed your call at times of distress, and also when you are rounding up some extra souls to feed on, because your culinary skills come well recommended.

As you are of a full and mature age to understand matters carnal, I will not countenance any suggestiveness concerning father-daughter relations from anyone. Your recent experience with one who condones paedophilia is a sting to any good conscience, and in my own case, Daughter, I abhor any such notion... while this material is strangely not covered off in the Old Testament, it most specifically is prohibited by our Eleven Satanic Commandments.

Be off with you now Daughter, feast well, and return to tell me of your adventures before the Sun rises on the morrow...



Yes master.



posted on Nov, 26 2003 @ 12:20 AM
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Im not exactly new, but I was never adopted, so what gives. Am I like the problem child or what. Dammit, someone take me away from this poor orphanage.



posted on Nov, 26 2003 @ 12:32 AM
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Dreamz, we must be Orphans, no one's adopted me yet either


[Edited on 26-11-2003 by Sapphire]



posted on Dec, 8 2003 @ 10:37 PM
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Plz adopt me im a newb plz help me if someone wants to adopt a newb then u've come to the right place.
U2U me if u want to adopt me.



posted on Dec, 14 2003 @ 09:47 AM
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i would like to be adopted



posted on Dec, 14 2003 @ 09:56 AM
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i cannot be arsed to adopt a newbie soz, i made a good member out of elevatedone so my work is done



posted on Dec, 14 2003 @ 10:21 AM
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hello im new i would like to be adopted ,i would preffer a female with large breast



posted on Dec, 14 2003 @ 10:22 AM
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Originally posted by Sapphire
Dreamz, we must be Orphans, no one's adopted me yet either


[Edited on 26-11-2003 by Sapphire]


I'll take you Sapph.

G-Unit, you too man.

I'll be proud to adopt you both.



posted on Dec, 14 2003 @ 10:23 AM
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Originally posted by ctrlaltdel
hello im new i would like to be adopted ,i would preffer a female with large breast


Wouldn't we all.....wouldn't we all........



posted on Dec, 14 2003 @ 04:49 PM
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Originally posted by darklanser

Originally posted by Sapphire
Dreamz, we must be Orphans, no one's adopted me yet either


[Edited on 26-11-2003 by Sapphire]


I'll take you Sapph.

G-Unit, you too man.
I'll be proud to adopt you both.


hehe cool, i'm not an Orphan anymore!!! Thanks darklanser
errr does this mean G-Unit is my new brother? If so, i get the Bigger room down the hall to the left lol.



posted on Dec, 14 2003 @ 04:59 PM
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And for all the newbies without a home come this Holiday Season, come to the Newbie help line shelter! Just U2U for info



-wD



posted on Dec, 14 2003 @ 05:25 PM
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I have room to adopt one more Queen.



posted on Dec, 14 2003 @ 07:35 PM
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Originally posted by MaskedAvatar
I have room to adopt one more Queen.


What are you collecting Queens or something?



posted on Dec, 14 2003 @ 07:42 PM
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Hello Daughter.

I drew you out.

Where have you been hiding? I hope you have enjoyed your most recent banquets of souls...

My other Queen will be more angelic.

Good and evil, yin and yang, dark and light, that kind of thing.

You be yourself. Damned if you do, damned if you don't...!

Daddy.



posted on Dec, 14 2003 @ 07:43 PM
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Originally posted by QueenoftheDamned

Originally posted by MaskedAvatar
I have room to adopt one more Queen.


What are you collecting Queens or something?


There is only room for one Queen..not a collection. But then, times have changed, so what do I know.



posted on Dec, 14 2003 @ 07:54 PM
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Originally posted by magestica

Originally posted by QueenoftheDamned

Originally posted by MaskedAvatar
I have room to adopt one more Queen.


What are you collecting Queens or something?


There is only room for one Queen..not a collection. But then, times have changed, so what do I know.


There is only one Queen who rules them all. That is me





 
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