You can say that again! We have the hottest gals in da world! Other women in the world are hot, but not as hot as da Russia ones!
I don't know what to say. I'm running out of words!
I don't know what else to talk about!
I've been replying to this thread so much, that I basically ran out of things that I havn't said yet! What do I do? Continue to declare myself the
winner for 5 seconds before one of thousands of members runs across the thread and wins?
I guess I will start a conversation then.
Wassup, Mechanic! How are you today? How is everyone? What's everyone up to?
I'll tell a story
There was once a drunken guy
from ATS (wow! this is the first time I use this emoticon!)
and got very mad
but was very sick
because he drank all the liquor in the liquor store
and some guy came up to him with a hammer
and started hitting him for puking on the beautiful sidewalk
but the drunken guy had an Ingram Mac-11 9mm machine pistol in his pants
so he pulled it out and
the poor attacker
and then he ate a big can of
and drank some more
then he saw a G chillin in da hood
And he came up to the G and slapped him!
The G grabbed a flamethrower and
The G left. The drunken guy was still alive. He was red now from being burned!
He started swearing and banging his head against the wall
:bnghd: then he drank some more
. Then he took a sign and
The administration was so pleased that they let him back into ATS, only
to be banned 3 seconds later for posting drunken comments.
And so, he still walks around da hood. Sometimes he's a clown or a
but you know that he is the same drunken guy cuz he has a bottle
of Absolute vodka in his pocket! And if he comes asking you for money, don't punch him, because he keeps an Ingram Mac-11 9mm machine pistol in his
pants! Oh wait! He doesn't. The Mods took it away from him.........................................................................
Hmmm, the only thing left to do is waste characters. I got 5843 left! Oh wait, its now 5813! No wait! Its now 5791. Lets see.....................how
fast can I type? One day there was a sheep and he went to the park and then he went to the lake and then Russian soldier shot him in the head. Ok, I
typed that in 10 seconds, I think. I type like 80 or 90 words per minute. I got 5522 characters left! Ok, I'm going. Bye everyone!