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posted on Jul, 11 2006 @ 10:05 AM
is chat really really bad..... i hope not... hahahahaha i would not know.....

its all good

posted on Jul, 11 2006 @ 07:17 PM
Nah, chats not that bad, as far as I know.

It's just that many new members post like crazy to get to the magic number 200, never to really post again.

Sad, but it happens.

And with that, I'm the last to post.


posted on Jul, 11 2006 @ 07:38 PM
Consider this my daily post!

posted on Jul, 11 2006 @ 07:38 PM
yea hahaha ok..... Its all good, now as that goal is completed its time to become a writer/scholar...... I hope to become one, it just takes time and a mind to think in my case it will take time.....

posted on Jul, 11 2006 @ 07:38 PM
Chat is rather sh**e unless you have a mind of 2000 GB's, fingers of steel and a penchant for irrelevance. But tis fun sometimes. I've never seen mechanic there though. psst *I think he feels he's too good for us commoners* I'm joking! Whaat!, Whaat!?

posted on Jul, 11 2006 @ 07:44 PM

I heard that Xeros!!!

[edit on 7/11/2006 by Mechanic 32]

posted on Jul, 11 2006 @ 08:17 PM
so what is the world comming too, what do you see the world becomming?????

posted on Jul, 11 2006 @ 08:24 PM

Really Mechanic? You think your terminator stands a chance? I feel sorry for whoever has to face this..........................


and Oxana Fedorova! She will make your terminator melt!

your terminator is going down

I still control the last post! Hahahahahahahhahahahahaha!

posted on Jul, 11 2006 @ 08:28 PM
I love my country and the military. I do not love war or violence-I hate it. I WILL defend Russia to the death. Hmmm. I think I shall defend the last post to death too!

[IMG][/IM G]

posted on Jul, 11 2006 @ 08:29 PM
And just because I like violence in video games like Grand Theft Auto doesn't mean I like violence in real life
. I fight only when I have to! Russia is calling me to fight right now! In 9 months, I shall fight for the motherland!

posted on Jul, 12 2006 @ 12:00 AM
So war is immenent..... hmmmmm who would a war between the USA and mothe russia.... HMMMMMM

posted on Jul, 12 2006 @ 12:04 AM
that would be something along the lines of having an unstoppable force meeting up with an immovable object. == total destruction!

At least it would have been, during the cold war era.

And don't forget. In war, there are no true winners, imo.

Objectives may be accomplished, but at what human cost?

[edit on 7/12/2006 by Mechanic 32]

posted on Jul, 12 2006 @ 12:16 AM
very true and very right, so then I think we all should sit back, pop a cold one and have some good times, we thank russia for there beautiful women they thank us for mcdonalds we are all good... hahahaha

posted on Jul, 12 2006 @ 02:29 AM
You can say that again! We have the hottest gals in da world! Other women in the world are hot, but not as hot as da Russia ones!

I don't know what to say. I'm running out of words!

I don't know what else to talk about!

I've been replying to this thread so much, that I basically ran out of things that I havn't said yet! What do I do? Continue to declare myself the winner for 5 seconds before one of thousands of members runs across the thread and wins?


I guess I will start a conversation then.
Wassup, Mechanic! How are you today? How is everyone? What's everyone up to?

I'll tell a story

There was once a drunken guy

Who got
from ATS (wow! this is the first time I use this emoticon!)

and got very mad

but was very sick

because he drank all the liquor in the liquor store


and some guy came up to him with a hammer

and started hitting him for puking on the beautiful sidewalk


but the drunken guy had an Ingram Mac-11 9mm machine pistol in his pants

so he pulled it out and
the poor attacker

and then he ate a big can of

and drank some more

then he saw a G chillin in da hood

And he came up to the G and slapped him!

The G grabbed a flamethrower and

The G left. The drunken guy was still alive. He was red now from being burned!
He started swearing and banging his head against the wall :bnghd: then he drank some more
. Then he took a sign and
The administration was so pleased that they let him back into ATS, only to be banned 3 seconds later for posting drunken comments.

And so, he still walks around da hood. Sometimes he's a clown or a
but you know that he is the same drunken guy cuz he has a bottle of Absolute vodka in his pocket! And if he comes asking you for money, don't punch him, because he keeps an Ingram Mac-11 9mm machine pistol in his pants! Oh wait! He doesn't. The Mods took it away from him.........................................................................

The End!

Hmmm, the only thing left to do is waste characters. I got 5843 left! Oh wait, its now 5813! No wait! Its now 5791. Lets fast can I type? One day there was a sheep and he went to the park and then he went to the lake and then Russian soldier shot him in the head. Ok, I typed that in 10 seconds, I think. I type like 80 or 90 words per minute. I got 5522 characters left! Ok, I'm going. Bye everyone!

posted on Jul, 12 2006 @ 02:44 AM
Geez RS! You sure do have a lot of time on your hands!

By the way; since I am posting after you, you are not the last to post.

Therefore, I WIN!!

posted on Jul, 12 2006 @ 11:45 AM

Kristanna loken is so cool, wowee, she is my personal termonator.... hahahahaha

posted on Jul, 12 2006 @ 11:52 AM
quietly sneaks in.... don't look now, but I'm last

[edit on 12-7-2006 by Thekherham]

posted on Jul, 12 2006 @ 11:56 AM
hahahaha thats tooo good.. not anytime soon... hahahaha

posted on Jul, 12 2006 @ 12:06 PM

Originally posted by ragster
Kristanna loken is so cool, wowee, she is my personal termonator....

nope. she's mine i tell ya.


btw the last post is Mine Too!

posted on Jul, 12 2006 @ 12:08 PM
hahahahaha no no no.... hahahahaha

mod war...... hahahahahha

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