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Reptilians dissing humans (by microsoft)

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posted on May, 11 2005 @ 08:46 AM
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www.microsoft.com...
Takan from the branton group.Seriously i have a feeling that saurians hate humans but i have something to say to them.The universe\multiverse was not evolved it ws created.




posted on May, 11 2005 @ 08:55 AM
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That's one "horny" secretary....

*listens to the groans of the audience....*



posted on May, 11 2005 @ 09:21 AM
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looks like a dinosaur to me



posted on May, 11 2005 @ 03:02 PM
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I'm just wondering what Bill Gates is trying to say with this little promotion. Is he alluding to the numerous claims he is a Reptilian in disguise? Or is he referring to the fact that to our knoweledge dinosaurs failed to evolve. I'm all just a little puzzled by it all.



posted on May, 11 2005 @ 07:34 PM
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It think that this is a clever marketing technique, i think the dinosaur represents that they use for a secretary is becoming extinct and to make way for their new product. I hear that reptilians can exist in this demension on earth. Im also not quite convinced that they exist at all.



posted on May, 11 2005 @ 10:27 PM
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Hi Stacey,
I'm 20 years old and was wondering where you are posting from.

I was wondering if you are married or dating someone, . . . and if you aren't I was wondering if you are in the market for someone to spend some time with...

I say this because you are looking pretty Milfish in the pic you put out for everyone to see, and it's only natural for a man to respond to a pretty pic like that. (Honestly honey you are beautiful. Seriously, send me a u2u if you are interested and in Texas. I'm lonely and if you are too we could be good for each other.


PS - I am attractive, so are you. You will be suprised. Don't get mad because I'm serious love.



posted on May, 11 2005 @ 10:36 PM
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Silverstar,

Whoa, dude! Have you ever thought that you were lonely for a reason?

That has got to be the lamest pickup attempt ever! "I am good looking, so are you."

This is not a bar, or a club ... Maybe by posting in the same threads for a while you guys can develope a friendship which later evolves into a relationship, but your fishing for relations is both blatant and pathetic.



posted on May, 11 2005 @ 10:40 PM
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Originally posted by Enrikez
Silverstar,

Whoa, dude! Have you ever thought that you were lonely for a reason?

That has got to be the lamest pickup attempt ever! "I am good looking, so are you."

This is not a bar, or a club ... Maybe by posting in the same threads for a while you guys can develope a friendship which later evolves into a relationship, but your fishing for relations is both blatant and pathetic.


SHUTUP! It is not blatant or pathetic in the eyes of my pretty lady! AND THANKS FOR COCK-BLOCKING ME!

DO YOU WANT FOR ME AND YOU to gET IN A FIGHT OR SOMETHING??? IL L WIN PUNK.



posted on May, 11 2005 @ 10:45 PM
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BTW you stupid shi , what did you just say? Let the love develop between me and mi'lady.

If you don't you will sorely regret it. Right baby?



posted on May, 11 2005 @ 10:45 PM
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Take off the caps lock.

And I don't want to fight, and you wouldn't win if I did. You are not making your case very well ...

*Enrikez hums, "looking for love in all the wrong places"*

Try lavalife, you might be better recieved over there.



posted on May, 11 2005 @ 10:46 PM
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Man, there has been times before when I've screamed "BEST THREAD EVAR"

But this one by far takes the cake, I've no damn clue what the original post was about, I didn't see no steenking lizards (stomach growling for lizard meat) and it contains "c-blocking"




BEST THREAD EVAR IN THE HISTORY OF TIME


(falls on the floor)

[edit on 11-5-2005 by Lysergic]



posted on May, 11 2005 @ 10:47 PM
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Originally posted by Enrikez
*Enrikez hums, "looking for love in all the wrong places"*



LOL....... you need to stop wasting the big peoples air and food and water.

Take your daddys four-five, and let it be done with son.

Edit: Queer

[edit on 11-5-2005 by SilverStar]



posted on May, 11 2005 @ 10:48 PM
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I can't see the site from the original post, but I guess it is an advertising campagin by microsoft that may or may not contain dinosaurs.



posted on May, 11 2005 @ 10:49 PM
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lmfao

what the hell is going on here.

hahaha



posted on May, 11 2005 @ 10:50 PM
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Originally posted by Enrikez
I can't see the site from the original post, but I guess it is an advertising campagin by microsoft that may or may not contain dinosaurs.



Hush..... shhh...



posted on May, 11 2005 @ 10:51 PM
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I accidently lit the fuse on silverstar's tampon.

Sorry, everyone ... Don't mean to hijack the thread. If you want to continue, silverstar maybe we can find a better venue.

Edit - sp

[edit on 11-5-2005 by Enrikez]



posted on May, 11 2005 @ 10:52 PM
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dissing humans alright.

i think the only human being dissed is silverstar.
silverstar, you're cracking me up.
thank you.




posted on May, 11 2005 @ 10:54 PM
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Originally posted by Enrikez
I accidently lit the fuse on silverstar's tampon.

Sorry, everyone ... Don't mean to hijack the thread. If you want to continue, silverstar maybe we can find a better venue.

Edit - sp

[edit on 11-5-2005 by Enrikez]


You'd better stop now son whilst you're ahead, or else I'll kill you in a most horrific way.

Edit: Boy

[edit on 11-5-2005 by SilverStar]



posted on May, 11 2005 @ 10:57 PM
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*choking*

man lol


man that microsoft site was just a lame elevator trip and i want those minutes of my life back!

technology has evovled, so has microsoft, so has this thread hahaha

(ninja flips into a tree)


edit: lol lol finally see what you are taling about Triceratops headed chick

roflmao man o man

[edit on 11-5-2005 by Lysergic]



posted on May, 11 2005 @ 10:58 PM
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you have to click the office space and then you would see people with saurian heads.







 
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