Musk's Twitter Purchase Fails After 138,000 Board Votes Found Overnight

Satire and funny, mainly because it sounds so familiar. I wonder from where? Of course the sale is not closed yet, the Government can always interject themselves to ensure they can continue the DNC censorship campaigns.

Some humor today:

Musk's Twitter Purchase Fails After 138,000 Board Votes Found Overnight

babylonbee.com...

Elon Musk’s bid to purchase Twitter came up short after 138,000 board votes were found at 2 a.m., a company spokesman confirmed Tuesday. Musk had been in talks to purchase the company for $44 billion.

“We really thought Musk was going to pull this one out,” said Twitter CEO Parag Agrawal. “The yes votes had a strong lead when I went to bed last night, but that was before we counted all the mail-in votes that one of our employees found in locker 142 at the bus terminal.”

When the final votes were tallied, the takeover bid failed by a final tally of 10 votes for, 138,000 votes against. While the final result came as a shock to most observers, Agrawal said the election was fair. “Twitter takes election integrity very seriously,” he noted. “I can confidently say this was the most secure election in American history.”

Still the sore loser I see.

LOL.

originally posted by: MiddleInsite
Still the sore loser I see.

LOL.

still too salty to grasp humor I see.

I read the title and almost fell for it.

Because the liberal left is so very good at finding votes when things don't look good for them.

Great joke! Great because it is plausible these days.

a reply to: MiddleInsite

Do you mean Bush vs Kerry?

or do you mean Hillary vs Trump?

Not quite sure what you are referring to exactly.

Kerry never accepted the results of the election.

Hillary used her bought and paid for false Russian Collusion story to destroy Trump those sour grapes lasted 4 years.

originally posted by: MiddleInsite
Still the sore loser I see.

Still have your head stuck in the sand I see...

Seriously LOL

originally posted by: network dude

originally posted by: MiddleInsite
Still the sore loser I see.

LOL.

still too salty to grasp humor I see.

This thread may age as well as a sweaty stick of Burt Lancaster's
dynamite. And stay just as salty if we're lucky...

a reply to: infolurker

Elons left with no choice.

He must release the Kraken!

originally posted by: network dude

originally posted by: MiddleInsite
Still the sore loser I see.

LOL.

still too salty to grasp humor I see.

Not a matter of being "too salty." Progressivism destroys the brains capacity to perceive humor of any kind. Most sufferers' brains then try to compensate by fooling the sufferer into mistaking patently unhumourous things as humourous.

originally posted by: MiddleInsite
Still the sore loser I see.

LOL.

Still blinded by the light I see. LOL

originally posted by: MiddleInsite
Still the sore loser I see.

LOL.

It is so strange that people don’t like being cheated. Especially when it comes to voting.

i admit i fell for it for a bit

until i decided to read the whole thing for context..

the reason i admit you caught me at first is because it does contain a REALLY BIG grain of truth in other areas and thus a change this could be true

that is the dark humor and warning at the same time

scrounger