Hoorah, bonkers Xmas festivities cancelled in plague ridden London and SE England. Not a moment too soon!
Personally I’ve been listening to the majority of scientists (as well my common sense) screaming for a few weeks (a few months if I’m honest) that
Xmas needs to be cancelled. To my mind anyone that thought otherwise was indulging their familial desire (not in a dodgy way) at the expense of the
most rudimentary reasoning.
I’m truly no humbug, nor a Scrooge fanboy. I love Xmas and all the comforting traditions and kitsch affectations it offers. But the Sesame Street
word of the year is ‘
priorities’... ffs. There’s far more folk (and far smarter folk) than I’d ever have wagered before this pandemic
who really need to get them straight.
Theories abound about the ‘whys’ of Boris’ sudden u-turn. But who cares why that buffoon has seen sense? Surely sense was already plain to see
that mixing at this time had better than even odds of causing a lot of avoidable deaths in January (not to mention the long lockdown that will
trigger)
People are pead-off that he left this to the last minute. Well, imo anyone who’d thought it made sense to lock down for months, but then if we did
the opposite for a few days over Xmas the virus would take a break are getting no sympathy from my corner over having to change their dumb ar$e
plans.
Some of those people, who have never entertained conspiracy theories in the past are now embracing the notion that Boris is doing it for this or that
reason - that there’s really no threat from a new strain, or spike - it’s all made up! People that always took the position that conspiracies are
for the feeble minded are now telling each other that they can still do their Xmas get together because
this time it’s a CONSPIRACY!!!
Funny how that happens, isn’t it?
So, what are the main ‘I CAN STILL DO XMAS BECAUSE ITS ALL A CONSPIRACY’ contenders?
Could the fear of a post Xmas spike have caused number 10 to invent, or vastly exaggerate this strain in order to mitigate the spike that was always
inevitable post Xmas? Without this new strain it was clear he needed to reverse his Xmas tier relaxation decision. But this new strain makes it far
less embarrassing for him to make this u-turn. Now he can say it’s because of ‘new information’... New information, my ar$e - the writings been
on the wall since October, or even earlier.
Or, perhaps the scientists have given up on Boris doing the right thing and invented/exaggerated this strain to force his hand. If so they deserve
medals!
Another possibility is that this new-strain alert is merely the latest dead cat chucked onto the table to try and divert from Brexit talks ending this
weekend with either a hard Brexit, or a bad deal for the U.K. That headline will now be diminished - all but lost among the slew of bah-humbug
whinging scores of selfish Brits bemoaning the lost opportunity to infect their folks over turkey giblets. Boris will be preying that the newspapers
gorge on the catharsis of this national tinsel-trimmed tragedy, relegating Brexit to a byline.
And the real tin foil theory - that the new strain is a ploy to convince those many who are on the fence about taking the vaccine that they should get
in line immediately for the jab...
If true that could be entirely benevolent; if you believed the vaccine was safe and possibly humanity’s only chance to survive, then wouldn’t you
lie to make people take it? I would!
...Or, dum-dum-dummmm, tptb are desperate for the masses to get their depopulating jab before for our viral species make the Petri dish beyond
inhabitable, which might put a downer on their 2022 bohemian grove party plans.
For what it’s worth, my meaningless vote goes to the least conspiratorial version of events: Boris is infamous for avoiding meetings and I imagine
the hardline of the scientists in this recent meeting was quite the kick up the backside for him; he looked pretty unnerved in that briefing. My guess
is that the new strain is real, the post Xmas spike and resulting lockdown was always real and the scientists have finally had the face to face
opportunity to shake Boris awake from his little Brexit catastrophe to the reality of a far greater catastrophe rolling in on the Yuletide.
Worst case scenario is that, none of the above being mutually exclusive, we start 2021 with all of them... Brexit totally bollocksed up, scientists
having to lie to a government they no longer trust and their desperate new-strain spin manifesting.
....
Btw, I wonder what the odds might’ve been that a far more infectious new strain would appear just after effective vaccines are announced. If that is
not simply coincidence, then the question would be who has the most to lose from a successful vaccine?
A foreign power; China may be annoyed that the west could recover before they’ve had a chance to take over the world (economically of course).
A competing big pharma (or state sponsored pharma) may be annoyed that someone else got there first.
Maybe alien or divine powers are annoyed that their planetary colonic-cleanser project might be cut short...
Whatever the whacked out reason, if this were foul play would it even be possible for a new strain to be artificially introduced to a pandemic
stricken populace. My completely uninformed opinion would be, yeah, easy-peasy!
edit on 20-12-2020 by McGinty because: (no reason given)