Quarantine. . . Locked up. . . . abandoned by society

a reply to: DBCowboy


God Bless you and your family (including the dogs)!

a reply to: DBCowboy

Show that corona who has the bigger crown by drinking Crown Royal!

Seriously though- hope all is well soon for y'all.

a reply to: DBCowboy

originally posted by: DBCowboy

originally posted by: Bhadhidar
Mmm!

“Quarantini”!

Recipe please?

One part lemon
One part honey
5 parts scotch

Take a mug, fill with water and brew some tea into it.

Toss the tea and add the fun stuff.

A Quarantini!

Much obliged!

I have a bottle of Glenfiddich, the lemon tree out back is over loaded with fruit, and I already make a habit of having a hot mug of black tea with local honey on a nightly basis.

I’m set!

originally posted by: DBCowboy

originally posted by: Bhadhidar
Mmm!

“Quarantini”!

Recipe please?

One part lemon
One part honey
5 parts scotch

Take a mug, fill with water and brew some tea into it.

Toss the tea and add the fun stuff.

A Quarantini!

Quarantini:
"One part lemon
One part honey
5 parts scotch" ~Gunther Slayer

5 parts! Wow!
The Coughing, sneezing, achy so you sleep straight through a pandemic and don't give two F##ks medicine. 🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🤒😷😪

I has an upper respiratory issue at the moment...
No it is not Covid19. The weather warmed up and the leaf molds are amuck. I get this twice a year, every spring and fall. So bad that I have a nebulizer and a bunch of Ventolin.

But if I get the Corona virus, then I get it.

Hope you're getting paid while being forced to stay home

a reply to: Bigburgh

Heck yeah!

Got 8 weeks of PTO to burn through this year.

originally posted by: DBCowboy
a reply to: Bigburgh

Heck yeah!

Got 8 weeks of PTO to burn through this year.

So the expert of all things ubiquitous will grace ATS

😎 Outstanding 👍😁

originally posted by: underwerks
a reply to: DBCowboy

We're already out of toilet paper and have eaten the dogs. . . .

Now you really have nothing to wipe with.

Cats and rabbits work well

a reply to: DBCowboy

God bless you and yours.

a reply to: DBCowboy

We spoke of this yesterday on here.

So, did they actually test you for Covid or flu, or just recommend you self-quarantine to be safe, based upon your symptoms?

a reply to: DBCowboy

If you cooked the dogs in your new smoker...go ahead and leave it to Augustus, instead.

Better yet...Get Well Soon.

originally posted by: Liquesence
a reply to: DBCowboy

We spoke of this yesterday on here.

So, did they actually test you for Covid or flu, or just recommend you self-quarantine to be safe, based upon your symptoms?

Just recommended I self quarantine to be safe.

I have no fever, neither does anyone in the house.

But the new protocols demand that we walk through these hoops now.

originally posted by: IAMTAT
a reply to: DBCowboy

If you cooked the dogs in your new smoker...go ahead and leave it to Augustus, instead.

Better yet...Get Well Soon.

The dogs are fine, but I've a brisket in the freezer I might get out because it's a brisket and I have a smoker.

originally posted by: DBCowboy

I have already invented the "Quarantini".

Plenty of leaves on the trees to wipe your ass with, plenty of 2-minute noodles, but if we run out of alcohol then sh!ts gonna hit the fan.

BIG TIME.

originally posted by: DBCowboy

originally posted by: Bhadhidar
Mmm!

“Quarantini”!

Recipe please?

One part lemon
One part honey
5 parts scotch

Take a mug, fill with water and brew some tea into it.

Toss the tea and add the fun stuff.

A Quarantini!

I thought it was

1 part dead hookers tears
2 parts anal nitrate
Garnish with Uma Thurman's toe jam


Oh wait... that's a QuentinTarentino....

My bad...



Respectfully,
~meathead

originally posted by: DBCowboy

The hospital just didn't want me hacking up a lung in front of patients.

Pro tip: Show that you have nothing up your left sleeve nor right sleeve, nothing in nor in behind your hands nor even between your finger before hacking up their lung. Everyone enjoys spontaneous magic tricks.

originally posted by: DBCowboy

originally posted by: Liquesence
a reply to: DBCowboy

We spoke of this yesterday on here.

So, did they actually test you for Covid or flu, or just recommend you self-quarantine to be safe, based upon your symptoms?

Just recommended I self quarantine to be safe.

I have no fever, neither does anyone in the house.

But the new protocols demand that we walk through these hoops now.

So they didn't even test for it?
I'm sure you'll be fine and hope you are, I'm just wondering about the testing process.

Or lack thereof.

a reply to: Liquesence

No, no tests.

I honestly believe I have a cold. That my family has a cold.

If any of us spike a fever? That'll be the game changer.

a reply to: DBCowboy

In all seriousness I wish you and yours well bro.

Sincerely,
~joe