Quarantine. . . Locked up. . . . abandoned by society

a reply to: Mike Stivic

Thanks!

I think it's a sign of the times we live in.

It's getting a little crazy out there. Be safe yourself.

a reply to: DBCowboy

I was there last week. It will pass. Just ... whatever you do ... don't cough.

originally posted by: DBCowboy
And so it begins. . . . . .

I, my family, Gunther, our 3 dogs, have all been quarantined.

I truly hope it turns out to be nothing at all for you and the family.

Stay Safe!
Johnny

a reply to: JohnnyAnonymous

Thanks Johnny.

I believe it will be nothing, but these are the steps we now take.

My son's birthday is tomorrow. Fortunately all gifts had been purchased and food bought.

(He's getting two rolls of Charmin 2-ply)



Seriously, we'll spend a nice quiet family time at home.

Which, in itself, is not a bad thing at all.

a reply to: DBCowboy

You're just using the virus as an excuse.

- You always wanted to try dog's meat.

- You never liked to wipe your a$$.

a reply to: DBCowboy

the world has gone insane, with the media controlling your very life....

the covid will be the end of us all!!!

but at least we got tp

originally posted by: KKLOCO
a reply to: DBCowboy

Just go to the grocery store with a respirator on and start coughing.

Oh wait, that just happened to me an hour ago, I sh!t you not. Everyone beelined the opposite direction when they saw her.

So this is how I can keep everyone 6 feet from me? Not a large, 6-foot cardboard collar? Aces.

a reply to: DBCowboy

Get better soon, DB.

a reply to: DBCowboy

I'm not quarantined, but my tp hourglass is running out. If i used a sheet a day I have 30 days left, so I will be dead by tomorrrow around lunch.

If I live I'll start and new T-shirt clothing line called Stains... soiled by natural.... stained with all natural berries,.. this line will be for those who wear their fart on their sleeve.

On a serious note well wishes to your and yours....

a reply to: DBCowboy

It's now March 17th and day 2 of your quarantine. Are you A) Alive or B) Dead? If A or B can I have your stuff?

a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

The Chronicles of Narnia Quarantine.

Day 2.

The toughest part of being isolated from all humanity is the mental anguish and sense of disconnect. I feel like Tom Hanks in that movie where he's alone on an island. . . "50 Shades of Gray".

Will I be able to function in normal society once freed from my prison of isolation?



My mind wanders now as I grow even weaker under the harsh rationing we've had to enact to stave off the ever constant hunger.

3 O'Clock this morning I begged and pleaded with my wife to make a pot roast, she (always the stronger one) said, "Shut up you idiot".

I sense only darkness and despair in the days ahead.

a reply to: DBCowboy

Thank you for the update, I laughed, I cried, I....well, the second part's a lie.

On a personal note, I'm having air travel withdrawal. Who will feed me if not some chick in a tight-fitting skirt? How do I make the Wi-Fi in my house work without entering my credit card info? Why is my bathroom so large? Why isn't there a soothing voice announcing that I am free to get up now?

a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

Microwave a damp towel and re-arrange your home furniture so you "almost" have enough legroom.

That should take care of some of it.

You're in the restaurant business, correct?

With the crazy closings, should I be spending my time under quarantine setting up a telethon or a go-fund-me to keep you in Fedora's?

originally posted by: DBCowboy
You're in the restaurant business, correct?

Not for awhile now, I'm a sales executive, A.K.A. professional babysitter.

With the crazy closings, should I be spending my time under quarantine setting up a telethon or a go-fund-me to keep you in Fedora's?

Just FedEx me some booze, and not that cruddy vodka you mentioned the other day!

originally posted by: DBCowboy
a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

setting up a telethon or a go-fund-me to keep you in Fedora's?

Cant we use this opportunity to rid the world of the dumbass fedora?

Never let a good crisis go to waste.

a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

I'll ship you some of those little bottles so it'll ease your airplane issues.

originally posted by: FauxMulder

originally posted by: DBCowboy
a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

setting up a telethon or a go-fund-me to keep you in Fedora's?

Cant we use this opportunity to rid the world of the dumbass fedora?

Never let a good crisis go to waste.

He has to wear something or else his horns would show.

a reply to: DBCowboy

Horns are about 600% cooler than a fedora.

Very metal.

a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

I feel for you.
I WFH on a daily basis...but when I find myself missing the pleasures of air travel...I crap in the broom closet, eat my meals in a high chair and allow my wife to keep telling me to stay in my seat without her usual punishment.

originally posted by: DBCowboy
I'll ship you some of those little bottles so it'll ease your airplane issues.

This is exactly what I need. Also, can you remind me not to congregate in the galley? Every little bit helps.