Quarantine. . . Locked up. . . . abandoned by society

originally posted by: IAMTAT
I feel for you.
I WFH on a daily basis...but when I find myself missing the pleasures of air travel...I crap in the broom closet, eat my meals in a high chair and allow my wife to keep telling me to stay in my seat without her usual punishment.

I may order mine a United uniform just to make it feel more authentic.

a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

I wouldn't do that if I were you.

I bought my wife an Alaskan Airlines uniform and she immediately started dating a pilot.

so uh....today is march 17th.....will there be an in residence parade for the holiday?
green beer? corned beef and cabbage?
or has the quarantine destroyed st patrick?

a reply to: shooterbrody

Close enough. I mean, I'm already drunk.

originally posted by: DBCowboy
a reply to: shooterbrody

Close enough. I mean, I'm already drunk.

today, that is a win!
well done!

a reply to: DBCowboy

You may think that the distancing from all humanity somehow makes you a monster, but when this crap is all over you know some sappy dolt is going to walk straight up to you and unload their whole boring life story in a droning monotone until your fantasies of degradation, murder and mayhem that you want to unload on the schmuck are said in the outside voice...

My odds say, within ten minutes of being in a public area...

originally posted by: Ahabstar
You may think that the distancing from all humanity somehow makes you a monster...

That doesn't make him a monster, it's his misshapen face and extra appendages that does.

a reply to: DBCowboy

Since you are sick,I will bake you oatmeal cookies with
raisins,craisins and mixed nuts.These are much healthier
than chocolate chip cookies.I could be sweet talked into
making hot cocoa with marshmallows.

originally posted by: mamabeth
a reply to: DBCowboy

Since you are sick,I will bake you oatmeal cookies with
raisins,craisins and mixed nuts.These are much healthier
than chocolate chip cookies.I could be sweet talked into
making hot cocoa with marshmallows.

Admit it, Mama!...He's your Favorite!

He always gets cookies...and Augustus and I get dead parakeets nailed to our doors.

Praise be to Allah.

a reply to: IAMTAT

Yeah, my back door.

a reply to: IAMTAT

Yes,DB is my favorite of the 3 idiots,you are 2nd and
I'm afraid of Augustus!

a reply to: IAMTAT

If I were a cat,I would never waste any birds nailing them
to your back doors.

originally posted by: IAMTAT

originally posted by: mamabeth
a reply to: DBCowboy

Since you are sick,I will bake you oatmeal cookies with
raisins,craisins and mixed nuts.These are much healthier
than chocolate chip cookies.I could be sweet talked into
making hot cocoa with marshmallows.

Admit it, Mama!...He's your Favorite!

He always gets cookies...and Augustus and I get dead parakeets nailed to our doors.

Small dead animals are all that's ever in your Amazon shopping cart.

a reply to: mamabeth

Thanks Mama!

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus
a reply to: IAMTAT

Yeah, my back door.

Sigh...yeah, I miss when she used to give us mortally-wounded gerbils.

a reply to: IAMTAT

What do you think that meat was in your sammies?
I will NEVER tell...

originally posted by: Ahabstar
a reply to: DBCowboy

You may think that the distancing from all humanity somehow makes you a monster, but when this crap is all over you know some sappy dolt is going to walk straight up to you and unload their whole boring life story in a droning monotone until your fantasies of degradation, murder and mayhem that you want to unload on the schmuck are said in the outside voice...

My odds say, within ten minutes of being in a public area...

What truly makes me a monster is dressing up like a clown and making balloon animals at funerals.

originally posted by: DBCowboy
a reply to: shooterbrody

Close enough. I mean, I'm already drunk.

I started at noon yesterday. It’s 10:30 here now. Trying to fight the urge.

That didn’t last long, I’m joining you!

Might I suggest a nice white wine for day drinking.

a reply to: DBCowboy

What truly makes me a monster is dressing up like a clown and making balloon animals at funerals.

I thought you looked familiar.......were you holding the god hates pride sign or the you're going to hell sign?