Quarantine. . . Locked up. . . . abandoned by society

And so it begins. . . . . .

I, my family, Gunther, our 3 dogs, have all been quarantined.

Under the cover of darkness, I snuck into a medical facility and grabbed a couple of directors. I currently do NOT have a temperature. Well, I mean I do, just not a high one.

My bride, two sons and I all have an upper respiratory infection though.

Under Covid-19 guidelines at our facility, I'm supposed to stay at home until better or dead.

I have been and will continue my meetings by Skype and chronicle my isolation from humanity.

I have already invented the "Quarantini". I own that word now.

And so it begins. . . . .

Day 1.

We're already out of toilet paper and have eaten the dogs. . . .

a reply to: DBCowboy

We're already out of toilet paper and have eaten the dogs. . . .

Now you really have nothing to wipe with.

Chinese were eating their dogs before the virus. Your pity party is just evening dinner to them.

Of all the folks here, I'm pretty confident you'll be fine.


..cant vouch for the pets though.

a reply to: DBCowboy

Under the cover of darkness, I snuck into a medical facility and grabbed a couple of directors

You didn't eat them first?



Respectfully,
~meathead

originally posted by: underwerks
a reply to: DBCowboy

We're already out of toilet paper and have eaten the dogs. . . .

Now you really have nothing to wipe with.

Should have kept at least one dog. If you're out of paper, the dog could ... Uh, never mind.

Mmm!

“Quarantini”!

Recipe please?

You mean a bug presumed to bite you?! That has to be one desperate microbe, and I'm sure it will be realizing its mistake any day now.

Kick it in the tail, and stay safe out there.

Btw, if you skin those dogs, the fur ought to double for TP for a while ... until you run out of it.

a reply to: DBCowboy

So do you have the corona virus?

originally posted by: DBCowboy
And so it begins. . . . . .


Day 1.

We're already out of toilet paper and have eaten the dogs. . . .

Business as usual then!

Seriously though, I do hope the cowpoke....Et Al, gets better.

originally posted by: KKLOCO
a reply to: DBCowboy

So do you have the corona virus?

99.9999% sure we don't.

If a temperature spikes, then that'll be the game changer.

originally posted by: Bhadhidar
Mmm!

“Quarantini”!

Recipe please?

One part lemon
One part honey
5 parts scotch

Take a mug, fill with water and brew some tea into it.

Toss the tea and add the fun stuff.

A Quarantini!

Just make sure you get your body in an alkaholine state, I'm told that helps.

originally posted by: DBCowboy

originally posted by: KKLOCO
a reply to: DBCowboy

So do you have the corona virus?

99.9999% sure we don't.

If a temperature spikes, then that'll be the game changer.

Good to hear. I want to get it. So I can tell everyone it’s bull feces.

a reply to: KKLOCO

I have a cold, sometimes called the man-flu.

But under these dire times, some actions are taken.

The hospital just didn't want me hacking up a lung in front of patients.

a reply to: DBCowboy

You’re telling me you aren’t taking part in the Coronovirus challenge?

SINGAPORE — In a bid to reach viral notoriety, one TikTok user went to extremes and licked what appeared to be a toilet bowl in an airplane. Ms Eva Louise, who goes by the TikTok username @avalouiise, first posted a video of herself licking the seat of a toilet bowl on her account on Sunday (March 15), captioning the video “coronavirus challenge”.

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If anyone here would go around licking toilet seats to prove everyone wrong, I was sure it’d be you.

originally posted by: DBCowboy
The hospital just didn't want me hacking up a lung in front of patients.

If you're gonna hack up someone's lung the best place to do it is right in front of them. It adds to the horror.

a reply to: underwerks

While I might normally accept that challenge, I'll leave it to those whom also consume tide pods and take the "gravity challenge" off of tall buildings.

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: DBCowboy
The hospital just didn't want me hacking up a lung in front of patients.

If you're gonna hack up someone's lung the best place to do it is right in front of them. It adds to the horror.

I did lick everyone's phones while there.

So that's SOMETHING positive.

a reply to: DBCowboy

Just go to the grocery store with a respirator on and start coughing.

Oh wait, that just happened to me an hour ago, I sh!t you not. Everyone beelined the opposite direction when they saw her.