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For Petes (or whoever’s sake!)

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posted on Dec, 26 2019 @ 08:22 AM
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originally posted by: Sillyolme
a reply to: Lagomorphe


πŸ€ΆπŸŽ… Merry Christmas Lags



Thank you, you too Silly




posted on Dec, 26 2019 @ 08:24 AM
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originally posted by: Sillyolme
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a reply to: Lagomorphe

Why cant you pull up your pants and then change your undies rather than risk mooning Santa Claus.
Trying to keep the Christmas theme going.

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Oh... I had to pull my pants down first!? 😳😳😳



posted on Dec, 26 2019 @ 08:54 AM
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a reply to: Lagomorphe

As I am an internet expert in morning poo, I feel that I am uniquely qualified to comment on this topic.

The morning poo is political.

In the early 1800's, the British used their morning poo to cast their votes for local governance.

The old saying, "Here's one for the guvna' " stemmed from this.




posted on Dec, 26 2019 @ 10:36 AM
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a reply to: DBCowboy


As I am an internet expert in morning poo, I feel that I am uniquely qualified to comment on this topic.


Technically, toilettes are the first form of internet.

You see, when you sit down on that seat, you are connected to the interwebz of poop. And most everyone dials in their brown eye to the interwebz at least once a day. Unfortunately there has been a lot of strain on the bandwidth every since the advent of Chipotle.



posted on Dec, 26 2019 @ 11:08 AM
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a reply to: CriticalStinker

Poo begins with the letter P and you have to do it with your pants down.

Politics also begins with the letter P and you have to do it. . . .



posted on Dec, 26 2019 @ 11:12 AM
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originally posted by: DBCowboy
a reply to: CriticalStinker

Poo begins with the letter P and you have to do it with your pants down.

Politics also begins with the letter P and you have to do it. . . .


Right, and what happens after is inverse.

When you poo, something leaves you.

When you politic......



posted on Dec, 26 2019 @ 11:41 AM
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a reply to: CriticalStinker

Lags has a morning poo, Trump has a morning poo.

Coincidence?

I think not!



posted on Dec, 26 2019 @ 11:54 AM
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a reply to: DBCowboy

Me treating the internet, and the poo interwebz the same by clogging them both up with my stinkys... no coincidence either.



posted on Dec, 26 2019 @ 01:30 PM
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Be the change you want to see in the world (or the forum) ... oh wait, you are or would be except your rant is all about "that American political claptrap" making you part of your own problem!



I hope your constipation clears up soon.



posted on Dec, 26 2019 @ 01:41 PM
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originally posted by: DBCowboy
a reply to: CriticalStinker

Lags has a morning poo, Trump has a morning poo.

Coincidence?

I think not!



My hair is not Orange



posted on Dec, 26 2019 @ 01:43 PM
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originally posted by: CriticalStinker

originally posted by: DBCowboy
a reply to: CriticalStinker

Poo begins with the letter P and you have to do it with your pants down.

Politics also begins with the letter P and you have to do it. . . .


Right, and what happens after is inverse.

When you poo, something leaves you.

When you politic......



You mean poolitic πŸ˜‰



posted on Dec, 26 2019 @ 01:44 PM
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originally posted by: ketsuko
Be the change you want to see in the world (or the forum) ... oh wait, you are or would be except your rant is all about "that American political claptrap" making you part of your own problem!



I hope your constipation clears up soon.


Here is the change, we are discussing poo πŸ‘



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