Berkeley Calif to Ban Offensive "MANhole"

originally posted by: Lysergic
Call it a Gape Cover, or a Goatse Hat.

You just had to bring goatse into it.. huh..

Why not mr hands.. common, lets blue waffle the party

You sick, man.. sick..

and coming from the only guy who's ever investigated the blue waffle phenomenon and determined it to be a hoax perpetrated on the social medias, I shake my wobbly head at you with sincere disdain.

SINCERE.. DISDAIN..

a reply to: Ironclad1964

pretty sure states would do better off economically not having to send 14 plus percent of their tax money to the federal government every year, so that would be a really bad idea. releasing California would severely hurt the US economy, we can't just abandon our own people because their state is being weird.

My coworker is never getting a job in Berkley: MANdeep!

Oh the fun we had when our company "newsletter" went out (nobody really knows we are part of the US or where Alaska is exactly, so we are left on our own. Which is nice at times and PITA at others. It is where I became familiar with, "The helpdesk doesn't"). Also a reason I stay out of company photos and don't have an internet footprint with photos.

Anyway, Mandeep has a beard a looks like Zach Galifanakis (probably too many vowels!!). It was like when Augustus and DB get a good chain up and going! Thank gawd we are a small group as we probably broke some rule somewhere about our LBGT employees! It has been a couple years now and I have not had any "special meetings" or forced to take anymore than the usual company classes.

Does anybody live in a MANsion in Berkeley?! This is a MANmade meaningless work. It solves nothing. It means nothing. Our language is a living thing. It changes and warps over time. Ah snap. I am starting to sound like that John Cougar Melloncamp song, "That's when a smoke was a smoke, and grooving was grooving.."

I guess I will go outside and have myself a fag in the parking lot...

How can one read this thread, and not comment....

What will all the homosexual guys do now....they wont be able to find the manhole.....just a people hole.....

What will the folks think in MANchester and MANitoba?

Manfred Man, will have to change his name to Person People, lot of labels to change on everyone's records.

So who is instigating this modern evolution of devolution? The LBGTVDSTD crowd? The PC Crowd? Bono?

Now we have to rewrite history on this day 50 years ago......"One Small step for a Person, One giant leap for People Kind"

This decade is going to be looked back on with ridicule, and all those involved in pushing this are going to look like clowns.

originally posted by: Rhombus101
This decade is going to be looked back on with ridicule, and all those involved in pushing this are going to look like clowns.

One would hope, however, I fear this.

a reply to: namehere

we can't just abandon our own people because their state is being weird.

We are not all weird! Big State!

One has to wonder how the people responsible for such decisions get in to, and remain in power...

Someone has to be electing them yes?

End dumb politics today. Stop electing idiots.

Anyone still in this thread???

(Looks around making sure nobody sees or hears me)
*clears throat* corff er hem*
*inhales*




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a reply to: Bigburgh

I almost thought that was a Beastie Boy.

a reply to: gort51

I had to laugh at that! Your post made too much sense!

a reply to: Foreshadow

Why thanks my Man...I mean fellow person.

Sometimes, I amaze myself with my own stupidity.

But these People take Stupid to a whole new level.

originally posted by: Rhombus101
This decade is going to be looked back on with ridicule, and all those involved in pushing this are going to look like clowns.

I think (and hope) you are absolutely right about that mate.

Considering all the current extremely serious problems faced by human civilisation have these people really not got anything better to do (with taxpayer money)?

Philosophically speaking it seems like a case of "I'm offended therefore I am" and it is as pathetic as it is insecure.

Well I for one am now sleeping better at night knowing there is personhole covers.
What a kind measure of justice can do to cleanse the soul.
As a long term boiler industry service provider (can't say serviceman) I believe I am going to contact trade groups to rename boiler manway to personway so I can enjoy this gratitude while on my job.

Manhole IS offensive. Cant we just call it a butthole and be done?

a reply to: IAMTAT

Wow, that really is going to solve problems. What an absolute waste of time and taxpayer money.

i wish they had gone for theyhole

then we could say stuff like

Watch out for the theyhole!

or

Careful, there's an open theyhole in this corner

Don't fall into the theyhole!


and so many other...

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There is a bar in Chicago named “The Manhole”.
Wonder how that works into the scheme.

Edit: Apparently it closed?
I used to live a block west of it.
Would get home late from restaurant work, trying to have a quick beer in there.
They never once let me in, even for a quick beer.
Go figure, I lived in boys town for 15 years.

Oh cool! I like the idea. And I love the fact that this is putting the right in a frenzy.