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Short guys look out Tinder wants you to verify your height!

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posted on Apr, 1 2019 @ 04:22 PM
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Gunna need weight verification and a psychological evaluation also.

Don’t waste Mexican coke like that! Real caine, sugar and all that.
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posted on Apr, 1 2019 @ 04:40 PM
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originally posted by: Subaeruginosa

originally posted by: watchitburn

originally posted by: Sublimecraft
a reply to: JAGStorm

Why am I the only ATS member who consistently defends dwarves and midgets?

Dwarves & midgets need the lovin too, you know.

Besides, tinders dropdown menu doesn't go below 3'6" for profile make up so you know, 5'10" it is......



I state up front that I'm a circus midget, helps break the ice.


I thought the OP was actually referring to physical height... not mental capacity.


Well, you know what thought did....then again, you probably don't.



posted on Apr, 1 2019 @ 05:05 PM
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Seriously though, I don't think Tinder even has a option for entering height... So yeah, obviously just a April fools joke.

It's basically just a hookup app anyways... So even if they did have a height option, the motivation for lying would usually just be to get their foot in the door... After all, I highly doubt you'll find much people there who are attempting to seek out their eternal soul mate.



posted on Apr, 1 2019 @ 06:36 PM
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originally posted by: Subaeruginosa
Seriously though, I don't think Tinder even has a option for entering height... So yeah, obviously just a April fools joke.

It's basically just a hookup app anyways... So even if they did have a height option, the motivation for lying would usually just be to get their foot in the door... After all, I highly doubt you'll find much people there who are attempting to seek out their eternal soul mate.


Funny story.

An old boss and mate of mine's brother moved out here (Australia) from England. Went on a tinder date. Hit it off. Ended up married.

They are now in a loving relationship AND it so happens this lady's parents are wealthy beyond belief, he is set to inherit lord knows how much money and gets a $150k spending allowance per year which benefits the father in law as a tax write off.

Talk about luck of the draw.



posted on Apr, 1 2019 @ 08:50 PM
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The grass is always greener.

Being 6'4" tall, I can state with authority taller people bump their head on stuff a lot more than 'regular-sized' people realize.

Being of sasquatchian proportions does have its drawbacks.



posted on Apr, 2 2019 @ 01:07 AM
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originally posted by: JAGStorm

originally posted by: Sublimecraft
a reply to: JAGStorm

Why am I the only ATS member who consistently defends dwarves and midgets?

Dwarves & midgets need the lovin too, you know.

Besides, tinders dropdown menu doesn't go below 3'6" for profile make up so you know, 5'10" it is......



My dad is a very short man. I have nothing against short men, but I do think it is funny that they lie.

The interesting thing is that my mom and dad are short, VERY short, but all their grandkids are giants. (my grandparent, moms & dads parents were incredibly tall)
Seriously, almost all their grandkids are 6' or taller, including all the girls. Height is a funny thing, sometimes it skips a generation or two.

Have you ever seen "It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia"?



posted on Sep, 26 2019 @ 07:00 PM
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posted on Sep, 27 2019 @ 12:47 AM
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The real question should be,do they make women verify their weight?



posted on Sep, 27 2019 @ 06:28 AM
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originally posted by: Sublimecraft
Dwarves & midgets need the lovin too, you know.


I've seen a few documentaries on them getting loving, it was interesting to say the least. The issue with me however is on my 148" 5G television they look 5'6" so it kind of defeats the reason for watching midget porn.



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