Iran says it holds US Navy veteran, 1st arrest of Trump era

Heres some advice:

Stop going to countries like Iran, Syria, Iraq, or any other ME nation.

They like jailing or killing stupid westerners.

originally posted by: projectvxn
Heres some advice:

Stop going to countries like Iran, Syria, Iraq, or any other ME nation.

They like jailing or killing stupid westerners.

But that would require........*gasp*.......common sense


You are thee nation that brought the world eating tide pods.......So going to despotic country's that want to kill you is not exactly a great leap.

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I'm really trying to follow the thought process of someone who wakes and up and says, 'Hmmm, I think it's a good idea to go to Iran today'.

All I come up with is 'you're a bobo'.

a reply to: Unruhestifter

They just look so delicious...ya know?

originally posted by: projectvxn
a reply to: Unruhestifter

They just look so delicious...ya know?

Maybe airlines should give free tide pods for snacks on all flights to Iran and North Korea?

You mean said #hole proves to be #hole?



WHO WOULDA THUNK?

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus
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All I come up with is 'you're a bobo'.

More polite than I would have put it.......

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I'm really trying to follow the thought process of someone who wakes and up and says, 'Hmmm, I think it's a good idea to go to Iran today'.

I heard they have some of the best chicken shwarma, also if you smuggle in bacon it can pay for the whole trip.

originally posted by: Unruhestifter

originally posted by: projectvxn
a reply to: Unruhestifter

They just look so delicious...ya know?

Maybe airlines should give free tide pods for snacks on all flights to Iran and North Korea?

I think that would be more than appropriate considering the level of stupid we're discussing here.

originally posted by: tadaman
That's a bad cover story. IMO, if no one sent him officially then he was sent by back channel politicians to negotiate terms that this administration refused already.

If he did just up and visit Iran then he is retarded.

Now that he's there, how much money should Trump pay as ransom? Obama set the precedent by paying for release of U.S. hostages. Iran spent the $500,000,000 he sent and need more!

I'm in Michigan and going to Ohio is like stepping foot on foreign land. I've been to Kentucky and they look at me like I'm an alien. You couldn't pay me to step foot in the middle east.

originally posted by: Agit8dChop
why do i feel all icky like John Kerry's in the room..

This is nothing a deal giving Iran whatever they want and a few planes loaded with cash can't fix.

Just ask Mr Kerry, it'll work dude!