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posted on Jul, 27 2018 @ 06:09 AM
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So I was sleeping quite comfortably. Then I wake up to a sharp pain on the top part of my mouth. When I woke up the thing was still in my mouth. I quickly chomped down and ate that mofo. My mouth is slightly swollen but not to the point I can’t enjoy my coffee. What a horrible way to start the day I must say. (I’m a poet
) I reacted quickly with the eating the predator part. So now I am up at the early hour of 4AM. No point in trying to go back to sleep so I will enjoy some coffee and a few cigs and get ready. FU spiders




posted on Jul, 27 2018 @ 06:10 AM
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a reply to: Allaroundyou

It was much a worse start of the day for the spider..



posted on Jul, 27 2018 @ 06:13 AM
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originally posted by: testingtesting
a reply to: Allaroundyou

It was much a worse start of the day for the spider..


HEHE I know right! My reaction time was on point though.



posted on Jul, 27 2018 @ 06:15 AM
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a reply to: Allaroundyou

It may have been wiser to spit it into a container ( even a sock if you are panicking.

If you develop anything untoward ... call an ambo.

If in Oz ... doubly so.




posted on Jul, 27 2018 @ 06:20 AM
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a reply to: Timely

Today I have a meeting at an office where some doctors will be present. If the problem persist then I will talk to one after said meeting. But the spiders that have been inside because of the rains are not poisonous.(so far)



posted on Jul, 27 2018 @ 06:30 AM
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a reply to: Allaroundyou

Kill or be killed.
Survival of the fittest



posted on Jul, 27 2018 @ 06:38 AM
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a reply to: Allaroundyou

Respect.. I would have spit it out and screamed like a little girl..
Lets hope its not was a poison one



posted on Jul, 27 2018 @ 06:39 AM
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a reply to: Allaroundyou

How do you know it wasn't a soft backed cockroach that had recently swapped it's outer shell. They are quite partial to human you know.



posted on Jul, 27 2018 @ 06:39 AM
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Spiders should all wear Frank Underwood cufflinks



posted on Jul, 27 2018 @ 06:39 AM
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a reply to: Allaroundyou

Look at it this way...

Because...breakfast!



posted on Jul, 27 2018 @ 06:40 AM
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a reply to: auroraaus

Who's Frank Underwood?



posted on Jul, 27 2018 @ 06:45 AM
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a reply to: Allaroundyou

Once about 15 years ago I was really drunk and thought it would be hilarious if a black widow spider died from a Watchitburn bite.

Obviously I'm still here, so luckily it worked out in my favor.

But yeah, that sucks. I'd be pissed if I woke up to a spider biting my mouth.



posted on Jul, 27 2018 @ 06:46 AM
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originally posted by: Flyingclaydisk
a reply to: auroraaus

Who's Frank Underwood?



WHAT....DUDE you gotta watch “House of cards”. It is truly amazing and will provide true entertainment on the tube.



posted on Jul, 27 2018 @ 06:48 AM
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a reply to: Allaroundyou

The rock is heavy, I must endeavor to push it off sometime so I can see.

Never heard of it.



posted on Jul, 27 2018 @ 06:53 AM
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originally posted by: Flyingclaydisk
a reply to: Allaroundyou

The rock is heavy, I must endeavor to push it off sometime so I can see.

Never heard of it.



It is a Netflix original and a VERY good one. Sorry I am not good at posting YouTube videos but I got this for ya. Season 1 trailer



posted on Jul, 27 2018 @ 06:56 AM
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Ick! In this house, you gotta be careful. It could be a brown spider. We have them, but they mostly stay down in the basement. I'm good with them there, but if they show their little fiddle backs upstairs ... all bets are off. But if one bit me in the mouth at night? I'd be spitting it out because I'd be freaking big time until I knew.



posted on Jul, 27 2018 @ 06:57 AM
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a reply to: Allaroundyou

I guess, if you don't mind putting money in the pockets of sexual predators.



posted on Jul, 27 2018 @ 06:58 AM
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After witnessing that, the rest of the spiders in your house are probably packing up and moving out.



posted on Jul, 27 2018 @ 07:03 AM
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originally posted by: watchitburn
a reply to: Allaroundyou

I guess, if you don't mind putting money in the pockets of sexual predators.


I had already so before that. So I think I am in the clear. And getting rid of cable sometime ago I believe was a healthy choice.



posted on Jul, 27 2018 @ 07:20 AM
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a reply to: Allaroundyou


The only way this friggin story could be worse is if there was a tiny clown in there too.




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