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originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus
a reply to: Allaroundyou
The only way this friggin story could be worse is if there was a tiny clown in there too.
originally posted by: Allaroundyou
So I was sleeping quite comfortably. Then I wake up to a sharp pain on the top part of my mouth. When I woke up the thing was still in my mouth. I quickly chomped down and ate that mofo. My mouth is slightly swollen but not to the point I can’t enjoy my coffee. What a horrible way to start the day I must say. (I’m a poet) I reacted quickly with the eating the predator part. So now I am up at the early hour of 4AM. No point in trying to go back to sleep so I will enjoy some coffee and a few cigs and get ready. FU spiders
originally posted by: Allaroundyou
So I was sleeping quite comfortably. Then I wake up to a sharp pain on the top part of my mouth. When I woke up the thing was still in my mouth. I quickly chomped down and ate that mofo. My mouth is slightly swollen but not to the point I can’t enjoy my coffee. What a horrible way to start the day I must say. (I’m a poet) I reacted quickly with the eating the predator part. So now I am up at the early hour of 4AM. No point in trying to go back to sleep so I will enjoy some coffee and a few cigs and get ready. FU spiders
originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus
a reply to: Allaroundyou
The only way this friggin story could be worse is if there was a tiny clown in there too.
originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus
a reply to: Nyiah
I would nuke your house from orbit if I could.
originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus
originally posted by: DBCowboy
About the spider though?
I think if the spider were inside a jelly donut that was inside your mouth you'd gobble that thing up without a second thought.