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posted on Jul, 27 2018 @ 03:27 PM
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a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

You had to bring up my kryptonite, didn't you!




posted on Jul, 27 2018 @ 03:29 PM
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originally posted by: Nyiah
Screw that, don't need insect protein in that large of an amount


Nor does the Cowboy need the extra protein, or, for that matter, the extra cholesterol, but his blood type is 'butter' so what does that tell you?



posted on Jul, 27 2018 @ 03:29 PM
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originally posted by: DBCowboy
You had to bring up my kryptonite, didn't you!


You'd eat kryptonite too if it were bacon-wrapped.



posted on Jul, 27 2018 @ 03:31 PM
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originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: Nyiah
Screw that, don't need insect protein in that large of an amount


Nor does the Cowboy need the extra protein, or, for that matter, the extra cholesterol, but his blood type is 'butter' so what does that tell you?


BWahaha that was a good one. Though I am pretty sure he knows what is and is not healthy.



posted on Jul, 27 2018 @ 03:31 PM
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originally posted by: Allaroundyou
Though I am pretty sure he knows what is and is not healthy.


You'd so ****ing lose that bet.



posted on Jul, 27 2018 @ 03:31 PM
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originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: Nyiah
Screw that, don't need insect protein in that large of an amount


Nor does the Cowboy need the extra protein, or, for that matter, the extra cholesterol, but his blood type is 'butter' so what does that tell you?


It tells me he's my old Boston Terrier reincarnated. That dog would eat ANYTHING, no matter how nasty humans thought it was. We saw a trash can, he saw a buffet.



posted on Jul, 27 2018 @ 03:32 PM
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a reply to: Nyiah


He's more like a pug crossed with a wild boar.



posted on Jul, 27 2018 @ 03:34 PM
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originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: Allaroundyou
Though I am pretty sure he knows what is and is not healthy.


You'd so ****ing lose that bet.


Damn... really? I thought I had that one.



posted on Jul, 27 2018 @ 03:37 PM
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a reply to: Allaroundyou


He's the only person I know that could eat sushi from Fukashima and it hurts the fish more than him.



posted on Jul, 27 2018 @ 03:37 PM
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originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus
a reply to: Nyiah


He's more like a pug crossed with a wild boar.


Part wild boar, you say?

He could earn his keep truffle hunting. Then he could have all the jelly donuts he wanted. Well, all the jelly donuts he can swing with a 10% cut of the profits.



posted on Jul, 27 2018 @ 03:39 PM
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originally posted by: Nyiah
He could earn his keep truffle hunting.


No he couldn't. Because he would eat the truffles, the tree they grew on and the truffle hunter next to him.



posted on Jul, 27 2018 @ 03:41 PM
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originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: Nyiah
He could earn his keep truffle hunting.


No he couldn't. Because he would eat the truffles, the tree they grew on and the truffle hunter next to him.

Muzzle him. Best I can tell ya.



posted on Jul, 27 2018 @ 03:43 PM
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originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus
a reply to: Allaroundyou


He's the only person I know that could eat sushi from Fukashima and it hurts the fish more than him.


HAHA that is classic
I think I will save that for later use. Sorry DB...



posted on Jul, 27 2018 @ 03:43 PM
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a reply to: Nyiah


I'm not putting my fingies near his mouth.



posted on Jul, 27 2018 @ 03:56 PM
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originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: Allaroundyou
Though I am pretty sure he knows what is and is not healthy.


You'd so ****ing lose that bet.


I'll put a C-note on "Gravy" for the win!



posted on Jul, 27 2018 @ 03:59 PM
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originally posted by: DBCowboy

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: Allaroundyou
Though I am pretty sure he knows what is and is not healthy.


You'd so ****ing lose that bet.


I'll put a C-note on "Gravy" for the win!


If I gobble down all the gravy can I have it?

That’s two fills at the pump for the Buick.
edit on 2/19/2013 by Allaroundyou because: (no reason given)



posted on Jul, 27 2018 @ 04:01 PM
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originally posted by: Allaroundyou

originally posted by: DBCowboy

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: Allaroundyou
Though I am pretty sure he knows what is and is not healthy.


You'd so ****ing lose that bet.


I'll put a C-note on "Gravy" for the win!


If I gobble down all the gravy can I have it?


You have no idea who you are dealing with.

NO ONE PUTS GRAVY IN A CORNER!



posted on Jul, 27 2018 @ 04:03 PM
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originally posted by: DBCowboy

originally posted by: Allaroundyou

originally posted by: DBCowboy

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: Allaroundyou
Though I am pretty sure he knows what is and is not healthy.


You'd so ****ing lose that bet.


I'll put a C-note on "Gravy" for the win!


If I gobble down all the gravy can I have it?


You have no idea who you are dealing with.

NO ONE PUTS GRAVY IN A CORNER!


I don’t know what that means but for some reason I am not hungry anymore.



posted on Jul, 27 2018 @ 04:09 PM
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originally posted by: DBCowboy

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: Allaroundyou
Though I am pretty sure he knows what is and is not healthy.


You'd so ****ing lose that bet.


I'll put a C-note on "Gravy" for the win!

Is it pepper gravy? Because if it's pepper gravy, I'll fork-fight you for it.

Eh, if it's any other gravy, I'll still fork-fight you for it, because Aug's running a fork-fighting ring now that I said it.



posted on Jul, 27 2018 @ 04:16 PM
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a reply to: Nyiah

You'd lose.

I was once cast as Bond villain "Blob-Job".

But I never got the part.

DAMN YOU SALMA HAYEK!

But to be fair, she did have a better audition.







 
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