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Florida men, one dressed in bull onesie, attempt to burn down house with Ragu sauce, police say

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posted on Mar, 22 2018 @ 06:31 PM
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originally posted by: Mandroid7
Sorry, but Florida is BA.

awesome hiking trails and parks.


^ This right here is exactly what I'm talking about. Complete detachment from reality.

Florida:

Couple hours north of Florida:

Pennsylvania:


Go ahead, tell me all about Florida's awesome hiking trails and parks.




posted on Mar, 22 2018 @ 06:34 PM
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a reply to: trollz

Lived in Florida for 37 years. I've never heard of or experienced any of those things. I've lived and been all over the state. It should also be noted that north, central, SE, and the panhandle all practically have difference cultures and accents.



posted on Mar, 22 2018 @ 06:43 PM
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originally posted by: AntiDoppleganger
a reply to: trollz

Lived in Florida for 37 years.


I'm so sorry to hear that.



posted on Mar, 22 2018 @ 07:26 PM
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originally posted by: rickymouse
Woah. I know those Spaghetti sauces are bad news, this guy took it to an extreme. You would think he would put a frying pan full of cooking oil filled to the brim on the stove. Oh,oh. maybe I shouldn't teach crazy people how to do things correctly.


Add some water and run.




posted on Mar, 22 2018 @ 07:33 PM
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originally posted by: stormcell

originally posted by: IgnoranceIsntBlisss
a reply to: underwerks

One can mix blood and gasoline to make napalm, so I can see the logic, although apparently it was lost on them.



You can make plastic explosives from toothpaste and CD's. Toothpaste has KNO3 which is an oxidiser and a component of explosives. Then with the CD's, they are plastic, so when you mix the two together, you make plastic explosives. It works best with rock music because they also contain heavy metals.

groups.google.com...#!topic/alt.engr.explosives/Zb2QF7rI9ps



I watch MacGyver too!

Make an atomic bomb with a fire extinguisher and nail clippings.







posted on Mar, 22 2018 @ 07:39 PM
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a reply to: burgerbuddy

With your nail clippings, sure.



posted on Mar, 22 2018 @ 07:43 PM
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originally posted by: IgnoranceIsntBlisss
a reply to: burgerbuddy

With your nail clippings, sure.



Shrapnel.




posted on Mar, 22 2018 @ 07:59 PM
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I lived in Indiantown in the 60's. Along the St. Lucie. went to school in Stewart. F'k up place back then.

Very hostile to northerners, I was called the bastard from boston. Wanted to shoot my english teacher. what an asshole.

We used to road trip from boston, Boca, Hialeah, Gulfstream, Miami, once a year.

Stuckey's was always a good stop along the way.

295 miles to the next one!!






posted on Mar, 22 2018 @ 08:21 PM
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originally posted by: trollz

originally posted by: Mandroid7
Sorry, but Florida is BA.

awesome hiking trails and parks.


^ This right here is exactly what I'm talking about. Complete detachment from reality.

Florida:

Couple hours north of Florida:

Pennsylvania:


Go ahead, tell me all about Florida's awesome hiking trails and parks.

My Florida looks nothing like that top pic. Glad I settled near the horse capital of the world. Yep bat # crazy folks Cubans Mexicans bad drivers but everyone in my hood are good people, country folk , keeps it entertaining and jobs galore so not sure what others are saying...



posted on Mar, 22 2018 @ 09:37 PM
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a reply to: howtonhawky

Really Dumb . Everyone Knows Prego Burns better that Ragu............



posted on Mar, 22 2018 @ 09:53 PM
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originally posted by: Zanti Misfit
a reply to: howtonhawky

Really Dumb . Everyone Knows Prego Burns better that Ragu............


We are talking heartburn. Right?



posted on Mar, 23 2018 @ 03:15 AM
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I've spent three days in Miami.
The party never ends.
At times I really wished it would.
I suspected there were a lot of powdered substances being consumed, not to mention the outrageous booze consumption.
I had a delicious Cuban sandwich and a homeless man was convinced I was Jesus.
I just played along.
Lots of boobies and fancy cars.
All in all a very strange place.
It was an experience I will always remember and hope to never go back.



posted on Mar, 23 2018 @ 04:57 AM
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originally posted by: Zanti Misfit
a reply to: howtonhawky

Really Dumb . Everyone Knows Prego Burns better that Ragu............



Nothing in either is flammable.




posted on Mar, 23 2018 @ 05:52 PM
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a reply to: trollz




I'm so sorry to hear that.


And I have yet to meet Florida Man. Next to meeting aliens and bigfoot he's on the list. It'd be a great Halloween costume.



posted on Mar, 23 2018 @ 06:03 PM
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I spent a few months there like a cat in the water.



posted on Mar, 23 2018 @ 06:55 PM
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"but who gets up at 2 a.m. and fixes sketti?"
come on 2 am! I do it AT 4 am. it tastes butter.
23:40 I just cook't rice with butter, yum.
nothing with it... the dog help't me eat it.

edit on 23-3-2018 by buddha because: (no reason given)



posted on Mar, 23 2018 @ 08:26 PM
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originally posted by: burgerbuddy

originally posted by: Zanti Misfit
a reply to: howtonhawky

Really Dumb . Everyone Knows Prego Burns better that Ragu............



Nothing in either is flammable.

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Flammable Only when Ingested.............)



posted on Mar, 23 2018 @ 08:48 PM
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a reply to: Slave2theTruth
Bodacious lives!!!!



posted on Mar, 23 2018 @ 08:48 PM
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Dub
edit on 23-3-2018 by Oaktree because: (no reason given)



posted on Mar, 24 2018 @ 01:00 PM
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At 52 years old if I had known what this country would come to I would have kept looking for My home going farther south to New-Zealand maybe that would have been far enough south.
People posting about Florida Like Detroit does not exist or LA or Chicago or well heck Pick you favert american hell hole .
You really think Florida has a Monopoly on drug us ? LOL or crazy's .
so how many murders In your one horse town hummm ?




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