Florida men, one dressed in bull onesie, attempt to burn down house with Ragu sauce, police say

originally posted by: Mandroid7
Sorry, but Florida is BA.

awesome hiking trails and parks.

^ This right here is exactly what I'm talking about. Complete detachment from reality.

Florida:

Couple hours north of Florida:

Pennsylvania:


Go ahead, tell me all about Florida's awesome hiking trails and parks.

a reply to: trollz

Lived in Florida for 37 years. I've never heard of or experienced any of those things. I've lived and been all over the state. It should also be noted that north, central, SE, and the panhandle all practically have difference cultures and accents.

originally posted by: AntiDoppleganger
a reply to: trollz

Lived in Florida for 37 years.

I'm so sorry to hear that.

originally posted by: rickymouse
Woah. I know those Spaghetti sauces are bad news, this guy took it to an extreme. You would think he would put a frying pan full of cooking oil filled to the brim on the stove. Oh,oh. maybe I shouldn't teach crazy people how to do things correctly.

Add some water and run.

originally posted by: stormcell

originally posted by: IgnoranceIsntBlisss
a reply to: underwerks

One can mix blood and gasoline to make napalm, so I can see the logic, although apparently it was lost on them.

You can make plastic explosives from toothpaste and CD's. Toothpaste has KNO3 which is an oxidiser and a component of explosives. Then with the CD's, they are plastic, so when you mix the two together, you make plastic explosives. It works best with rock music because they also contain heavy metals.

groups.google.com...#!topic/alt.engr.explosives/Zb2QF7rI9ps

I watch MacGyver too!

Make an atomic bomb with a fire extinguisher and nail clippings.

a reply to: burgerbuddy

With your nail clippings, sure.

originally posted by: IgnoranceIsntBlisss
a reply to: burgerbuddy

With your nail clippings, sure.

Shrapnel.

I lived in Indiantown in the 60's. Along the St. Lucie. went to school in Stewart. F'k up place back then.

Very hostile to northerners, I was called the bastard from boston. Wanted to shoot my english teacher. what an asshole.

We used to road trip from boston, Boca, Hialeah, Gulfstream, Miami, once a year.

Stuckey's was always a good stop along the way.

295 miles to the next one!!

originally posted by: trollz

originally posted by: Mandroid7
Sorry, but Florida is BA.

awesome hiking trails and parks.

^ This right here is exactly what I'm talking about. Complete detachment from reality.

Florida:

Couple hours north of Florida:

Pennsylvania:

Go ahead, tell me all about Florida's awesome hiking trails and parks.

My Florida looks nothing like that top pic. Glad I settled near the horse capital of the world. Yep bat # crazy folks Cubans Mexicans bad drivers but everyone in my hood are good people, country folk , keeps it entertaining and jobs galore so not sure what others are saying...

a reply to: howtonhawky

Really Dumb . Everyone Knows Prego Burns better that Ragu............

originally posted by: Zanti Misfit
a reply to: howtonhawky

Really Dumb . Everyone Knows Prego Burns better that Ragu............

We are talking heartburn. Right?

I've spent three days in Miami.
The party never ends.
At times I really wished it would.
I suspected there were a lot of powdered substances being consumed, not to mention the outrageous booze consumption.
I had a delicious Cuban sandwich and a homeless man was convinced I was Jesus.
I just played along.
Lots of boobies and fancy cars.
All in all a very strange place.
It was an experience I will always remember and hope to never go back.

originally posted by: Zanti Misfit
a reply to: howtonhawky

Really Dumb . Everyone Knows Prego Burns better that Ragu............

Nothing in either is flammable.

a reply to: trollz

I'm so sorry to hear that.

And I have yet to meet Florida Man. Next to meeting aliens and bigfoot he's on the list. It'd be a great Halloween costume.

I spent a few months there like a cat in the water.

"but who gets up at 2 a.m. and fixes sketti?"
come on 2 am! I do it AT 4 am. it tastes butter.
23:40 I just cook't rice with butter, yum.
nothing with it... the dog help't me eat it.

originally posted by: burgerbuddy

originally posted by: Zanti Misfit
a reply to: howtonhawky

Really Dumb . Everyone Knows Prego Burns better that Ragu............

Nothing in either is flammable.

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Flammable Only when Ingested.............)

a reply to: Slave2theTruth
Bodacious lives!!!!

Dub

At 52 years old if I had known what this country would come to I would have kept looking for My home going farther south to New-Zealand maybe that would have been far enough south.
People posting about Florida Like Detroit does not exist or LA or Chicago or well heck Pick you favert american hell hole .
You really think Florida has a Monopoly on drug us ? LOL or crazy's .
so how many murders In your one horse town hummm ?